Me: Heyhey! :) Yeah, so I finally got enough reviews to do this...
Maya: Joy.
Me: *glare*You weren't even here last chapter.
Maya: I read all of your Fanfics.
Me: You should have told me that earlier. *sigh* DISCLAIMER!
Maya: SHE DOESN'T OWN MAXIMUM RIDE, JP DOES, OK?
Me: Thank you.
(Edit: Okay, I've reformatted everything because it says in the rules that scripting stuff are not allowed. I fail at life. In case you don't know, 'The girl' is me.)
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The girl looked up from the computer. "Okay, ready for the questions you have?"
Angel frowned. "Wait. Why can't I read your mind?"
She grinned at her. "I've learnt Occulumency."
Max sighed. "Get on with it."
"This is from jojoandkristinaRbamfZ!"
Ella!: Is it true you have a crush on Iggy?
"Errr... Yes?" She blushed slightly and turned away from Iggy.
It was so obvious he liked her back with his slight smile.
Of course, Max rolled her eyes.
"OMG SO CUTE! You two are, like, PERFECT for each other! Because like Iggy's so pale with his strawberry blondish hair, and then Ella has really dark hair, so it's like opposites! Just like you know–"
Gazzy covered her mouth and snapped, "My ears are gonna drop off soon, if you don't stop, Nudge!"
Nudge glared at him, and made a sort of protesting sound.
Iggy: How do you feel about Ella's crush?
Iggy blinked, then stuttered, "I...I..."
Fang rolled his eyes. "Just say it, dude."
"Yeah! Like, you told me before, what's so difficult saying it again?" Gazzy informed him cheerfully.
Max groaned. "Which means... He likes her back."
Ella's face had turned into an alarming crimson red by then.
Nudge made a sort of sound that sounded a lot like a squeal. But with her mouth covered, who knew? It could very well be an 'Urgh'.
Angel grinned and said, "Well, Iggy, don't worry. Ella loves you, and you love her back. And she's pretty, I promise," Angel frowned, her brows furrowing. "But I refuse to send you a picture of her in a bikini. You're kinda perverted, Iggy."
"The rating for this is definitely going up after this..." Total sighed.
"IGGY!" Max shrieked, and pounced on him, punching his face repeatedly. He screamed and tried ducking her punches, which were now bruising his pale face.
The dark haired girl sighed, and pulled Max away. "Max, 1."
"What the (censored)? I'm trying to kill him here!"
"I'm keeping track of how many times you all attack innocent people."
"Iggy? INNOCENT?" Max said incredulously.
"The one with the highest number shall not be treated to Dunkin' Doughnuts."
Everyone's eyes widened, with that same look: WHAAAAT?
Total growled. "That's mutiny!"
The girl shrugged and she got back to reading the reviews.
Max: If you were never EVER gonna see fang again what would say/do to him?
"That Sam was a better kisser than him."
Fang's head snapped up. "What!"
She shrugged. "And that I really wanted to beat up that Lissa slut when I saw her kissing you."
Fang's face, for once, reflected a mixture of emotions, but most of it was WTH?-ish.
Max stood up. "And... I've been wanting to do this since we were like 12 years old." She walked over to him, pressed her lips to his and started kissing him.
Of course, The Flock was shocked into silence, since this was really OOC of Max.
"I'm now permanantly scarred," Ella declared, as Gazzy started making gagging noises.
Fang: If you were gay who would you go out with? it can be any one even taylor lautner!
Fang folded his arms. "I'm not gay."
Max rolled her eyes. "Obviously. If you were, I probably would have to destroy my Fang plushie and find some British wizard to Obliviate me. And I'll feel like Rachel after Darren told her he was 'definitely gay'."
"IF you were gay. Just answer the question. Or else you'll get a number," the girl said, keeping her eyes on the computer.
"How is this attacking someone innocent?"
"I don't care. I'm the one with Dunkin' doughnuts, not you."
He would have pouted, but people with cool names like Fang and wore only dark clothes wouldn't have, it would have ruined his manliness. So he agreed, and mumbled some incoherent answer.
Angel, with her usual read-people's-mind style, read his mind, and started laughing.
Gazzy spoke. "Whaaaat? I can't hear you."
Fang mumbles his answer, "Chord Overstreet.", sure he would never hear the end of this.
Sadly, he is right.
"Gay!" shouted Iggy, in a much too gleeful manner.
"(beeeep) you!" Fang shrieked. He started attacking Iggy. "I've just watched too much Glee these days, okay?"
The girl rolled her eyes, and pulled Fang off Iggy. "Max-1, Fang-1."
Nudge: Would you let me duct tape ur mouth close if the duct tape was pink/zebra print?
Nudge gestured to Gazzy's hand, and Gazzy removed his hand reluctantly.
"Hmmm, pink or zebra print? Well, no. Actually I would let you duct tape my mouth for 5 minutes with pink polka-dotted duct tape. And 10 minutes with the pink-with-Hello-Kitty-designs-on-it type of duct tape. Hello Kitty is, like, totally cute! And pink is the BEST colour. Ever."
Gazzy: do have a crush on nudge? ;)
Gazzy blushed and stuttered, "I...I don't! Of course I don't!"
Angel rolled her eyes and said sarcastically, "Oh, no worries, Gaz, we believe you."
Gazzy was sweating now, and he shouted in a frantic manner, "Next question!"
Angel: If you could control any one's mind who would it be and what would you make them do?
"Well, I would control the most powerful person in the world to stop all these horrible scientific experiments."
Max grinned, "Good cause, Angel." She patted Angel's blond curls adoringly.
"And I would also control the CEO of Toys R Us to give me all the toys that I want for free." Angel flashed a smile.
Total muttered, "Typical," and Max sighed in exasperation.
AccioFax: can we ask Dr.M or Dylan or Jeb question?
The girl nodded. "However, they'll be in a separate room. Okay... Next up, Starry5447!"
Total frowned. "Hey, how come I don't have any question?"
She simply shrugged. "I don't know."
"This is outrageous! Just because I'm a dog, you think I can't answer questions, huh? HUH?"
She rolled her eyes. "Next...
Max-Please pick Fang over Dylan!
"What? Why would I pick Dylan? I've only known him for a few hours. Just because he's hot doesn't mean I like him." she glanced at Fang. "Plus, I know Fang waaay better than him."
Fang-need help killing Dylan i can add him to my hit list yay!
Fang said, confused, "What? Kill Dylan? What?"
Angel-your my second favorite character! Max would have to be my first sorry
"2nd? Thanks!" she smiled sadly. "Some people hate me for some reason..."
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In Room #2...
Jeb-(Gives him the bird)screw you and doctor GH!
"Gosh, why do you people hate me so much? I'm only trying to help Maximum!" He said defensively.
Dr Hans sighed. "Whatever. Tons of people hate me now, JUST BECAUSE I CREATED DYLAN."
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Total-i can give you a steak
"Great! Finally, someone who appreciates me."
Angel said half-heartedly, "Total, we all appreciate you!"
Iggy-Let's build a bomb together!
Iggy perked up, excited."Okay! You should join Gazzy and me... We're making this bomb–"
"IGGY! YOU HAD BETTER NOT BLOW UP THIS PLACE!"
Gazzy-Hey,Hey Gazzy Hey!
"Ummm... Hey?" Hesitantly, he waved.
Iggy said excitedly, "We're gonna make a bomb with her!"
"REALLY? Yay!"
"Seriously, don't destroy this place."
"We won't... I think."
"Oh, that is so reassuring." Max rolled her eyes.
Nudge-Blah Blah Blah, sorry sometimes you make my brain hurt but your still an awesome bird girl!
Nudge grinned. "Really? Thanks! Except for the part where you say I make your brain hurt. Actually I think I have that effect on everyone since they think I talk too much. But I don't, really. You should hear–"
Fang produced a pink-with-Hello-Kitty-designs-on-it duct tape out of nowhere and stuck some on Nudge's mouth. "That should shut her up for 10 minutes. Before she peels it off."
Ella raised an eyebrow. "Where in the world did you get that duct tape?"
"Nudge has thousands of those in her room."
"That's creepy."
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Me: Urmmm. So.
Maya: Yeah. And again, review!
Me: DO WHAT SHE SAYS.
Maya: Of course you should.
Me: Oh yeah, please don't ask any Fang's gang any questions because this is supposed to take place early-FANG.
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