I don't own anything! All credits and rights go to the rightful owners! This is the second interview of this series! Enjoy everyone~!
Interview 2: First and Tenth Right Hand Men
Haru: Hi everyone! It's the corner that everyone has been waiting for every week! Haru's Haru Haru Interview Dangerous Corner Season 2 is now airing every week!
Reborn: … sigh… that means I have to be here every week…
Haru: Did you say something Reborn-chan?
Reborn: No, just get on with the Interview already.
Haru (falls over anime style): Uh… it seems like Reborn-chan is in a bad mood today… anyways, our second guest is Tsuna-san's Right hand man, Gokudera-san desu!
Gokudera comes down from the metal cage thingy
Gokudera: Juudaime! Where are you?
Haru: Hahi! My soon to be husband isn't here…
Gokudera: HA? Your still talking about being Juudaime's Wife? That would never happen you stupid women!
Haru: WHAT? Haru is not a stupid women desu! And Tsuna-san already proposed to me! He told Haru that he loves Haru desu!
Gokudera (lighting strikes): WHAT? W-w-why Juudaime…
Reborn: Calm down, Gokudera. I shot him with a dying will bullet.
Gokudera: O-O-Oh! I see… hahaha…. OF COURSE! Juudaime wouldn't marry a women like her! AHAHAHA
Haru: I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A STUPID WOMEN!
Reborn (dark eerie aura): Just get on with the Interview already…
Haru: H-H-Hai… Oh yeah! Gokudera-san must have a soft spot for cute little animals?
Gokudera: Ha? What gave you that idea stupid women?
Haru: How many times do I have to tell you that Haru isn't a STUPID WOMEN! And Haru got this idea from the fact that you have a cute little kitty as a pet.
Gokudera: It isn't a pet! It's a weapon!
Haru: WHAT? It is not a weapon! You can't have a cute kitten fight scary people!
Gokudera: Cute? Oh you'll see how cute it is.
Injects bright red storm flames into a box weapon.
Gokudera: Come out! Uri!
Uri: Meow!
Haru: Kyah! So cute!
Gokudera: How is this thing cute?!
Uri:… MEOW! (scratches Gokudera's face)
Gokudera: AHHH! Stop it Uri! SEE? How is this called cute?
Haru: That's because you just called it a thing… It is still cute to Haru!
Gokudera: Che…
Haru: Gokudera-san! You still didn't answer my question. Do you have a soft spot for small cute animals?
Gokudera: Of course not! Are you crazy?
Reborn: I disagree with that though.
Gokudera: Reborn-san! I really don't have a soft spot for animals!
Reborn: …Hmph. Then you don't remember when you fed Uri extra flames because he had a cute expression on his face? I still remember that you told Tsuna that.
Gokudera: R-R-Reborn-san…that was-
?: Hmph. Pathetic. And this is supposed to be Decimo's Right Hand Man?
Gokudera: What? Wait…who said that?
Haru: It wasn't me! Really!
Reborn: Not me either…
?: You can't even remember my voice? God I don't know why I gave you your inheritance.
Gokudera: HA? Wait…inheritance? Don't tell me your-
?: G. That's my name.
Gokudera: I know! Stop cutting me in the middle of my sentence!
G: Hmph…
Haru: Uhh… since we have a new entry… I'll ask him questions also…
G: Fire em at me…
Haru: So what do you think about the qualities that a right hand man should have?
G: Someone who is strong, understanding, and has leadership. Also someone not like this idiot here.
Gokudera: Nani?! You wanna fight?
G: Huh…would be my pleasure…
Gokudera: THEN GET READY!
Insert flames into sistema c.a.i. boxes
Gokudera: Sistema C.A.I
G: Hmph…all I need is my archery to beat you…
Gokudera: Bring it on! Lighting plus Storm! EXPLODE!
Haru: WAIT! Your destroying the background scene!
Reborn: Sigh…I guess this is the end of this interview…
Haru: What? But I only asked one question-
G: You only got this much strength? You can't be Decimo's right hand man like this…
Gokudera: I haven't started yet! Sun plus Storm and Rain plus storm… EXPLODE AND GO!
Haru: HIEEE! Umm HARUHARUINTERVIEWDANGEROUS! SEE YOU AGAIN DESU!
Reborn: Why did you say that so fast?
Haru: BECAUSE THE SET IS BEING BROKEN UP REALLY FAST!
Gokudera: HERE GOES! Cloud plus Storm… EXPLODE!
Haru: HEH! WAIT NOOOOO!
*BOOM!*
And that was the end of the second interview~! Please review! Hope to see you guys again next time!