How to meet David Tennant

Step One: have a long term relationship with X and engage you with him

Step two: change your goals and character and beliefs

Step three: get depressed and suicidal

Step four: break up with X :'( and break his heart

Step five: move to West Bay, Dorset, Britain to spend some time alone and kill yourself there

Step six: faint because of blood loss at the port into David's arms

Step seven: tell him he's too late and run away

Step eight: after some days go up to the cliffs to jump

Step nine: stop David from jumping and bring him back to his hotel

Step ten: comfort him and hug him while he's crying over his cheating wife

How to fall in love with David Tennant

Step one: comfort him and his children while he's divorcing from his wife

Step two: move back to London with him

Step three: move in and take the job as his children's nanny

Step four: cuddle with him when he's having nightmares and console him at night

Step five: make him forgive his wife and comebto terms with her

Step six: let his wife take the children while you and David are away because he's having another job

Step seven: get two Golden Retriever puppies and name them Angus Young and Magnus Bane, finally contact your friends, get some tattoos

Step eight: spend four years like that

Step nine: visit your family with him at Christmas and New Year's

Step ten: realize you both have been in love with another after your mother asks you how long you've been a couple