Shamal was busy chasing a straight light pink haired woman, that he ignored the ringing on his phone. "Bianchi Chaaannn~!" He cooed to the beauty with his kissy face. She stopped and kicked him in the stomach "Don't touch me!" Just like that he fell to the floor and she successfully was able to get away.

Sigh "Shy as always" he smiled while clutching his stomach.

Shamal finally noticed the ringing, he flicked it open and saw that it was Tsuna calling him 'Gezz can't he see that I'm busy!' he thought to himself.

"What do you want Tsuna?"

"I GOT A JOB!" Tsuna screamed.

"Good job, what is it?" he asked nonchalantly.

"Babysitter..."

"Pfft...!" Shamal made a noise as if he was spitting out a drink.

"You... a babysitter that a good one!"

"I'm not lying!" He protested.

"A pervert like you can't look after a child" Shamal laughed and forgot what he was doing previously.

"Says the perverted doctor."

They both laughed through the phone because it was true, you'd wonder how Shamal a grown man who only treat women is a doctor. Naturally he is the one person you don't want to trust. "Anyway I was chasing Bianchi chan earlier she was too cute~!"

"Oo let me join you I want to feast my eyes on sexy women" Tsuna joked.

"Alright I'm a-" Shamal was cut off and heard a little girl speaking firmly and sternly through the phone.

"TSU-NA-YO-SHI KUUUNNN..."

"Uhh.. Chiyori chan... AHHHH!" Shamal heard Tsuna scream and a loud bang.

He sweat dropped and actually felt concern for his fellow perverted brother. Don't tell me his already babysitting the kid...

"Tsuna are you okay!?"

"Shamal... I'm fine I think?" Tsuna said tiredly.

"Are you sure?"

"Errr I think I better hang up Hibari Kyouya heard the bang and might come over bye!" Tsuna yelled.

"W-wait did you just say Hibari Kyou-?!" Again he was cut off and the beeping was heard from his phone. Shamal frowned 'did I hear that right... The Hibari Kyouya...?'

"Chiyori you need to stop hitting me!" Tsuna wailed while rubbing his sore bump on his head. The little girl looked away in a huff and sighed out in annoyance.

"I gave you a job and you want to ogle at girls you pervert!"

She stopped talking when she saw her father walking into the living room with a raised brow. Tsunayoshi also noticed but that wasn't enough to shut his mouth up. "Come on I'm a man, it's natural to look at girls!"

"No it isn't!" Chiyori snapped back.

He pointed at Hibari "Look I'm sure your daddy would do the same" Chiyori's eyes widen and gasp while a tick appeared on Hibari's head. He glared at the cross dresser that could kill. Hibari took out one of his tonfas and threw it directly at Tsuna which he was able to dodge. The tonfas is now lodged into the wall and the wall was cracking.

Tsuna leaned over to Chiyori, put a hand to his mouth and whispered to her "I think your father might be gay he didn't agree with me..." Chiyori was speechless because the whisper was loud enough for her father to hear.

"Tsunayoshi... shut your mouth..." She hushed back.

"I'll bite you to death" Hibari scowled and charged at Tsuna, which sparked an all out battle between the two. Chiyori didn't like what was happening, she loved her father but she also didn't want Tsunayoshi to be killed by her father. Tsuna was only dodging Hibari's constant attacks but the glint in his eyes told her that'll he won't go down so easily.

Tsuna flipped back on to the second floor. Hibari growled and ran up the stairs, the mansion was getting trashed, that's what happens when her father is pissed.

Tsuna put up his arms and offered an apology but Hibari didn't care he wanted the perverted cross dresser to be bitten to death. But a part of him was impressed, the pervert was able to dodge and not break a single sweat. He felt that Tsuna was not normal but he couldn't put his finger on it, Hibari smirked he wanted the herbivore to fight back and maybe he'll get a good fight enough to amuse him.

Chiyori watched helplessly because she knew she couldn't stop her father. Tsuna on the other hand had a thoughtful look on his face which confused Chiyori, he was the only person that wouldn't cower under the pressure of her father. Tsuna actually looked like he was purposely fooling around with her dad.

"Your pretty hot when your angry" Tsuna smirked.

Both of the Hibari's froze at the comment, but quickly shook it off "What did you just say herbivore" he growled lowly. Tsuna hummed and appeared right behind of Hibari and blew on his ear. Immediately Hibari reacted and swing backwards but Tsuna backed all the way to the door.

Chiyori couldn't believe it Tsuna just flirted with her father!

"I love to stay but there are some girls waiting for me to check them out so I'll come back later for the job" Tsuna winked at the both of them and turned the door handle before disappearing.

"Otou sama... um.." Chiyori tried to explain but couldn't find the words.

Hibari gritted his teeth in anger which made Chiyori take a step back but she rubbed her eyes because she thought that she could see a really faint blush on her father's face. 'I must be going crazy of course my father wouldn't blush!' She thought to herself and tried to dispel all possibilities.

"Father are you not going to let him come back... " Chiyori whispered softly, she knew that her father might not let that man step foot 1 inch near her anymore.

Hibari smirked but the anger in his eyes didn't fade "I'll let that herbivore babysit you and I'll take pleasure in breaking him slowly" Chiyori flinched and can see the dark aura around her beloved father getting more dangerous as time goes by, perhaps he is finding ways on how to make Tsuanyoshi's life a living hell.

Chiyori shakes her head slowly she was starting to feel bad for her babysitter, but Tsuna brought it on himself therefore she can't help him because he obviously deserved it. To think that he could act so smug against her father but really it made her actually respect him for being the only one who can stand up to her him like that.

She approached her fuming dad and hugged him. "Otou sama thank you!" Hibari stoically looked at his daughter before arching his brow "Why are you thanking me?"

"Because you're letting Tsunayoshi to come back!" She smiled brightly.

Hibari soften just a bit "What's so good about that herbivore Chiyori?"

She grinned even more and answered "I think you know the answer to that question already" at that he merely smirked the pervert herbivore was indeed interesting and he wanted to observe him more. The herbivore has a hidden power that he wants to see, thinking about it made Hibari secretly excited. Though he did not enjoy the flirting, he figured he needs to stay home often just in case for his daughter.

It was the next morning and Tsuna went to meet Shamal "Hello Shamal!" he cooed, in turn Shamal smirked and brought out a photograph.

"What's up Tsuna look what I got a photo of a big breasted, blond babe right here"

"Uwahhh... How much and how did you get it!?" Tsuna's eyes almost popped out at the photo, the girl was a complete hotty and totally his type. Shamal puffed his chest proudly "Don't underestimate my sources, since you've got yourself a job have it for free as a present"

Tsuna's eyes sparkled and almost teared up at his best friend's generosity "Shamal you... thank you!" Tsuna wanted to hug the doctor but he knew that Shamal wouldn't want to be hugged by a man.

"Shamal want to go to the beach today..." Shamal watch the glint in Tsuna's eyes and smirked in response.

"Of course!"

Just like that Tsuna and Shamal happily wasted their time ogling at girls in bikini's on the beach though Shamal actually chases them, Tsuna only watches... so out of the two of them Tsuna wouldn't look like he is a pervert... in fact no one would expect him to be one if he wasn't cross dressing.

The wind will blow up the girls skirts which made them nose bleed in bliss. That was the life of the perverted doctor Shamal and the cross dressing vampire Tsuna. But there happy times were short lived when a tonfa smashed into Tsuna's head.

"TSUNA!" Shamal screamed and cried for his fallen brethren.

"Your herbivores are disrupting the peace of Namimori" a familiar voice was heard. Everyone on the beach dispersed like ants in fear, Tsuna was faced down in the sand...

'So I was right it is Hibari Kyouya...' Shamal thought. Shamal had a lot of runnings with Hibari Kyouya because the ex prefect back when he was the school doctor of Namichuu, he was always bitten to death and interrupted by the now business man. Hibari in his free time would patrol the area with his daughter Chiyori in process of actually teaching her how to bite people to death.

"Tsuna!" Chiyori ran up and helped the almost unconscious vampire.

"Uhh.. what happened..."

Tsuna blinked and looked at his surroundings there was no girls in bikini's just Shamal, Chiyori and a violent skylark. "I'll bite you both to death"

Shamal groaned it was always that damned fighting obsessed man that gets in his way of flirting with woman. Tsuna wanted to spare his best friend from the beatings and went on his knees. Which shocked both of the Hibari's "Please just beat me up and leave Shamal alone!"

The doctors eyes widen in surprise and started to tear up, he crawled next to Tsuna and also begged "No I'll take the punishment too well get through this together!" They both cried and Chiyori looked at the both of them dumbfounded. Hibari didn't care of the touching moment in front of him so he did bite them to death.

Tsuna had a black eye and Shamal couldn't walk properly... They didn't regret trying to chase girls and they didn't regret seeing under there skirts either... They were content so to speak.

"Are you sure you want to babysit that monster's daughter...?" Shamal asked tiredly.

"Just because the dad is the monster doesn't mean the daughter is...maybe"

"Even you doubt yourself are you going to be alright?"

"At times like this addition to being perverted I wished I was also a masochist" Tsuna added.

"Yes then it wouldn't be as bad huh?" Shamal agreed nonchalantly

Tsuna helped Shamal to his house before going back to Chiyori's house, he wanted to pursue the monster and discuss the pay and requirements of the job. Chiyori was doing her homework until she saw Tsuna knocking on the window. She let him in reluctantly "Tsuna are you a masochist why did you come back"

"It'll be nice if I was" He replied simply.

Chiyori giggled at that comment but something was different about Tsuna and that's because he was wearing different clothes. He still had his long brown wig on but he was wearing a white dress shirt which was unbutton slightly, a black tie around his neck with black pants. He sat on the far end of the bed "Why are you wearing that?" she asked curiously.

"Job interview don't you think I look sexy?" he winked at the girl.

Chiyori scoffed and and climbed on the bed towards him "Don't say that about yourself!" She grabbed his wig and pulled on it playfully but surprisingly it came off and she fell back onto the floor.

Her eyes widen and looked at the wig in her hands "uhh I'm sorry..." There was no response from the brunet so she slowly looked up thinking that she'll get scolded by the vampire.

But once she looked up it was a sight Chiyori would never think she'll see, Tsuna was sitting on the her bed, his brown, unruly short hair spiked out in various directions which suited his face. The sunlight shined through the window which made his honey colored eyes sparkle, it didn't help that he arched his brow and smiled gently at her. She saw him cross dressing for most of the time and seeing him without the wig was just as breath taking. His face was lean and definitely you wouldn't think that he'll be a pervert because he looked innocent as hell.

She blushed a deep red and looked away from the handsome vampire. She felt her pulse quicken and didn't understand the feeling... "Chiyori?"

She slowly looked back to see Tsuna smiling at her with his eyes closed "W-What...?" she mumbled.

"Can you give me back my wig?"

She looked down once again to find out that she had ripped the wig in two.

Her eyes widen in realization and gasp "Tsunayoshi... I ruined it.."

Tsuna took the wig from her hands and looked at it "AHHHHHH IT'S DESTROYED MY WIG!" He yelled and Chiyori closed her eyes shut. Tsuna sighed and ruffled Chiyori hair which made here open one eye.

"Don't worry I'm not angry I'll just get another one made" He flashed her an easy going smile.

"So never mind that for now where's your father?"

"In his office, I'll show you" She answered. She grabbed his hand and lead Tsuna to her father's office, where Hibari was sitting on his desk chair looking through paperwork.

"Otou sama Tsuna wants to see you" she said formally, after a short nod from her father she exited the door. And left Tsuna and Hibari alone which might not be a good idea. Hibari looked at Tsuna up and down, noticing that the brunet wasn't wearing a white dress and a wig anymore. He raised his brow "Why did you decide to change?"

Tsuna smirked "What did you like it?"

Hibari's eyes twitched, there's a limit on how much this herbivore can mess with him. After a while in silence Tsuna answered the question "I want to look well presented and your daughter ripped my wig apart"

"I already know what you're like, you're nothing more than a pervert"

"Well thank you" Tsuna smiled brightly.

Hibari sighed and put a hand to his face, he was getting stress just by talking with this herbivore. He'll never think he'd encounter someone like this and the only thing he knew how is to bite the herbivore to death. Then he noticed a shine in the shirt pocket of the brunet, curiously Hibari approached Tsuna and reached into his pocket.

Tsuna sweat dropped "W-what are you doing?"

Hibari pulled out a photograph and his eyes widen "What's this herbivore..?" Tsuna gave the skylark a uneasy smile and tried to steal back the photo. Hibari jumped back and smirked what he has was important to the herbivore.

"Please Hibari san give that back" Tsuna reached for it once more but Hibari again dodged flawlessly.

Teasingly Hibari waved the photo around and which made Tsuna continued to fall into Hibari's pace... Tsuna was panicking but Hibari began to become bored and ripped the photo in half and let it drop to the floor. Tsuna watched it float with a crestfallen expression, he dropped to the floor in horror and couldn't speak.

"Hmph what's wrong Tsunayoshi?" Hibari mocked.

Tsuna looked up at Hibari with widen eyes and teared up, for some reason a pang of guilt rushed into Hibari but he shook it off. Tsuna faced to the floor and started banging on the floor boards. "Herbivore you.."

"How could you..." he mumbled softly and continued to bang the floor with his fist.

"That was a limited edition photograph that Shamal gave to me as a present!" Tsuna cried comically.

"It's just a photo of a exposed woman"

"It's not just an exposed woman it's a big breasted blond... tell me where I can get another one huh?!" Tsuna stood up and looked at Hibari with teary eyes. Hibari arched his brow he knew that the herbivore was joking around but somehow that made him feel a speck of guilt for ripping his photo in half... I mean he wasn't wrong he did the right thing!

Tsuna pouted and quickly recovered "So about babysitting your daughter..."

Hibari for the first time felt like he lost brains cells and was struck speechless, he couldn't read the herbivore in front of him and that infuriated him. The pervert was already smiling like a dumb ass and forgotten about what he did...

"Weren't you crying a minute ago"

"Yeah but Shamal has many more so it's okay!" He flashed a big smile and put the photo back into his pocket. Hibari sighed and sat back onto his chair.

They negotiated the wages and went on to the rules which Hibari wanted point out quickly.

"Don't touch my daughter inappropriately"

"Don't flirt with my staff" At that Tsuna groaned in disappointment.

Hibari ignored the pervert and continued "Make sure Chiyori sleeps at 7-8"

"Don't take her out unless she's done all her of her homework"

Tsuna looked at Hibari with a bored expression and nodded nonchalantly at every rule... which made Hibari's eye twitch. He gritted his teeth and added "Don't be you"

Tsuna raised his brow "What do you mean?"

"Stop being a pervert." Hibari said bluntly, Tsuna's jaw dropped to floor and stared at the businessman with widen eyes "But thats... who I am.."

"That's why I said to stop being you"

Tsuna couldn't believe what he was hearing from the skylark it felt as if his brain was pulling apart and disintegrating. He gaped dumbly at Hibari "Those things have nothing to do with baby sitting I said I won't do anything perverted to her that doesn't mean you can deny my whole existence!"

"Your whole existence?" Hibari arched his brow, he was slightly surprised that there's a herbivore whose this proud to be what you call a pervert.

Tsuna sighed "Fine I'll stop being me and if Chiyori complains I'll say it's your fault" Hibari glared at the brunet, and didn't understand what the herbivore was trying to say.

"You wanted to observe me right, if you take that away I won't show you anything" Tsuna smirked and approached Hibari. In turn Hibari's eyes widen 'This herbivore... how did he know what I was thinking?' Hibari's glare became darker every step Tsuna took towards him.

Tsuna's eyes turned red and released a eerie atmosphere in the room. Hibari immediately took out his tonfas "What are you doing herbivore!" Tsuna smiled with his eyes closed and disappeared into thin air. Hibari looked around the his office in search of the pervert...

"Show your self or I'll bite you to death!" Hibari snapped angrily.

Hibari felt a presence behind him so he swing at that direction with his tonfas. Tsuna appeared at that exact spot and caught the tonfa in his hand. Tsuna showed his fangs and pulled Hibari closer to him... instead of biting into the pale neck he licked it instead. Hibari's eyes immediately widen, Tsuna flipped away from Hibari and licked his lips. "Just a taste test" he smirked playfully.

Tsuna without cross dressing was epitome of sexy, crossed with pure charm whilst when he was cross dressing he was the epitome of beauty and cuteness.

"And that is wh-" Before Tsuna can finish his sentence Hibari smashed his tonfas into Tsuna's face, just like that Tsuna's head was stuck in Hibari's wall like a painting. "You stupid herbivore..." Hibari panted, not even Tsuna or Chiyori could witness it but Hibari was blushing like crazy in bright red. Hibari didn't know what had happened, he even forgot about how Tsuna's eyes turn red and Tsuna's fangs appearing. He was pretty much concentrating on his beating heart and how he would scrape the herbivore off the wall.