Chapter 2: That's Illegal, King Mickey!
Disney Castle
It was a bright and beautiful day at Disney Castle. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming in the courtyard…everything was perfect…
…until those two bastards showed up.
King Mickey was enjoying some free time to himself, lying out in the grass and letting the warm sun soak him over. Then, two shadows appeared and interrupted his private moment. King Mickey looks up at the man and his Moogle and raised his eyebrow.
"Huh? Can I help you two gentlemen?" King Mickey asks them.
The dorky guy smiles wryly as he pulls out a thick book and starts flipping through the pages.
"Rodents like yourself shouldn't be ruling over the citizens of this universe. That's illegal, you know?" the man says to King Mickey.
"What? Rodent? Just who do you think you are, pal?" a now slightly agitated mouse asks, getting up off the ground and standing up to the suspicious duo.
"You heard correctly, Rat King. All other species have dominion over pests like yourself. It's says here in my law book," the man tells him. "That makes you unfit to be ruler for this point on. Consider yourself ejected from the throne as of today."
"Say WHAT?" King Mickey said, jaw unhinged in disbelief of what he was hearing. "You can't do this! Guards! Guards!" he calls out.
"You need not worry about your security. They've been taken care of already, right Mog?" the man asks his little partner.
"Kupo," the Moogle responds, pulling out a smoking shotgun from his coat and reloading it.
"This is an outrage! I'm calling my lawyer!" Mickey says to them, shaking his fist in anger.
"Your lawyer won't help you, especially since you're also hording drugs. That's illegal too, you know? Mog, plant the evidence," the man tells him.
"Kupo Kupo," Mog responds, sticking a bag of drugs in King Mickey's Pocket, taking a snapshot of him with it, then slapping cuffs on the mouse.
"Oh golly…Minnie's not going to believe this," said King Mickey, feeling defeated at what was going on with him right now.
Hollow Bastion
Meanwhile in Hollow Bastion, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, and Merlin were in their HQ scouting the lands for anything interesting, when Cid finds an interesting article on his computer.
"Hey guys and gals, check this scoop I found," Cid says to everyone in the room.
"Huh? Whatcha find, Cid?" Yuffie asks, as she and the others gathered around him.
"It says here: 'The fraudulent King Mickey was arrested this morning and charged on suspected drug possession'," Cid said out loud, reading the article.
Everyone in the room stopped and looked at one another before the information finally sunk in.
"WHAT?!" everyone said simultaneously.
"King Mickey hording drugs? Hmm, that is not like him…" Merlin responds, stroking his beard in thought.
"Wow…I would have never known…" Leon says, half-amused.
"This is just too weird, ya know? I gotta find out more on this and see who's in charge of this so-called investigation," Cid says, starting to ticker away at his keyboard to look up more info.
Continue on to the next chapter!