"Okay, eh. We're rolling in three, two, one…"
The camera turned on to reveal a misty swamp. In the middle of the scene stands a boy in a red sweater vest and green shorts.
"Hey," said the boy. "Noah here. You probably know me from Total Drama Island. Yah, the bookworm who got kicked off really early. That guy."
"Anyway, I'll be helping with some of the challenges and technical stuff during the show. At the request of our most esteemed host, I've been sent to this slimy, hygiene forsaken place to give you an update on the proceedings." He crossed his arms. "Why I couldn't have given the report in some place less filthy is beyond me, but I digress. We've received many applications. Some we like. Some we don't. No hard feelings." he said giving his usual sarcastic smile putting his hand on his hip.
"I'm not going to tell you who we do or do not like. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that little tidbit's going to be saved for the first day of the actual competition. What I am going to tell you that we've made several decisions that our host says will make great programming. The main message I'm here to deliver is that her royal insaneness wants more boys to apply." Noah crossed his arms.
"Seriously guys, where's your manly pride? Your being so easily out done by the girls, that it's not even remotely funny. Disappointing." said the bookworm shaking his head.
"Anyway," he said "Just send in more applications guys, and we'll get along just fine."
"Oh, and one more thing." he said flipping his hair out of his eyes. "We want more than just the stereotypical guys. I know it's hard for some of you football loving, nacho burping, beat-someone's-face-in-just-for-fun guys to hear, but you're not the only type of guy out there. You macho men should still feel free to apply, we're just asking for a little more variety. Oh, and you girls should still feel free to send in your applications as well. We have a lot from you, but we could always use a few more options to pick from."
Noah then leaned down to pick up a long wooden pole. "Well, I've done my part. Now it's all up to you guys. Until then, this is Noah signing out."
Noah made a mock salute with two fingers before hopping onto a wooden raft. He stuck the pole into the murky waters and pushed off as he began to drift away from the small island he had been standing on.
The camera started running to where Noah had been standing.
"Hey, what about me, eh?" yelled Ezekiel as Noah continued to row.
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Well, there you have it everyone. MORE GUYS PLEASE!!! Also, we still request for all those able to send in applications through PM. Reviews still acceptable, but PMs preferred. Thank you very much to all those who've sent in applications so far! I'm very grateful. Until next time. ^^
