Dress

"Hey Yukimi what do you think if we can get yoite to dress up in something else other than those same clothes he wears all of the time?" "I don't know but it does sound interesting how should we do it?" "I got an idea." As miharu was explaining things to Yukimi yoite was sitting in his usual position by the window trying to figure out what the two are planning.

It was a nice sunny day with nice cool weather for anyone to enjoy the great outside doors or have a simple small party with your friends. "Alright guys, I'm going to the store to buy some things do not go anywhere and miharu watch over yoite and make sure he does not get into anything alright?" Miharu just nodded and yukimi headed out the door. "What is he doing miharu?" "I don't know maybe he needed groceries." "Yeah." After an hour or so of silence the door clicked open and yukimi came back with two big plastic bags full of lots of things. Miharu smiled but immediately went back to being indifferent when he noticed yoite take a glance at him. "I got some things, I thought we should celebrate out accomplishments during our times in Kairoshuu." Yoite stood up. "Whats the point if we don't belong to them anymore?" "its called remembering good old times yoite haven't you heard of that saying." "No." "Well now you know, now why don't you go back to the sofa while me and miharu put things away." Yoite wanted to object and help but thought better about it and did as yukimi said. Miharu got up opened the door for yukimi and closed it behind. Yoite struggled to hear anything coming from the kitchen but heard nothing and so fell asleep sitting down on the couch.

It was 7:00 and yoite heard miharu calling his name. "Are you feeling ok yoite?" "Yeah, I was just tired from yesterday." "We did walk a lot." Miharu felt a sense of guilty for doing this to his friend that has literally no clue on what's going on but since indifference is also on his side, It won over his guilt. Yukimi came rushing into the room. "Ok guys ready to have some fun!" Yukimi took yoite by the hand and literally dragged him into the kitchen. Miharu listened to yoite whack yukimi in the head and yell at him saying "Don't touch me!"

"Ok guys, lets have a good time this night and we are all going to have fun especially our guest of honor!" Yoite looked at yukimi and then at the door. "What guest of honor." "Well you of course!" "Why me I don't deserve it." Yoite shrunk into the chair. "Of course you do, being a guy like you yoite any one should be happy to be a guest of honor." "I do not understand a word you just told me right now yukimi." "I know that's the point!" Miharu laughed a bit and after yoite saw miharu laughing and having fun he decided he should do the same thing and tried to have fun. "Alright guys here is the food!" Yukimi brought in three plates of food and three cups of drinks. Yukimi watched and ate very slowly as they watched yoite gobble down his plate of food and gulp down his drink while asking for seconds, wondering if *That* actually worked. Yukimi only blinked at miharu and yoite noticed but didn't pay any attention to it. After yoite finished his third plate of food his cheeks were flustered and he looked a bit out of it. Miharu felt bad for actually doing this but wanted to see how he did look in different clothes. Yukimi tried to hold back his laughter and whispered into miharu's ear. "You think I put too much alcohol in his food?" "No, he looks pretty much not sober but still has his sanity." Yukimi walked over to yoite and patted his head. "are you ok yoite?" Their was no answer. "Yoite, are you alright?" Yoite looked up at yukimi confused and then out of no where started laughing. "I think it worked miharu." Miharu threw a thumbs up sign to yukimi. "Alright yoite, lets take you to the sofa, you don't look so good." "But…I'm havin…fun." Yukimi wanted to burst out laughing after hearing his friend slur his words but resisted and picked him up to carry him to the sofa. "Is…this…a riiide?" "Of course, you are going to land onto the moon." "The moon?" "Yes in three, two, one." Yukimi put yoite on the sofa and yoite was laughing saying random things. Yukimi threw a blanket onto yoite and waited at least three hours until he finally fell asleep. Yukimi prodded yoite with his finger in the eye wondering if he was in a deep sleep and knew he was going to have a really horrible hang over since he didn't even flinch at the touch. "I think he's ready miharu bring it in." Miharu brought in a bag and handed it to yukimi. After he finished changing yoite they both started snickering. "He's going to kill us." "I know but…" More snickering went on as they put yoite back the blanket and laid him on his side and they both left the room.

Yoite woke up feeling a horrible headache and then suddenly sat up. "Damn it what happened?" As yoite lifted up the blanket he was facing his own nightmare and his face went pale more than it usually looked. Yukimi and miharu started laughing. Yoite stared at himself stunned on what they put on him, A black dress with white frill trimming at the bottom, More frill trimming covered most of the top while a black and white ribbon wrapped around his neck. He was wear white satin elbow length gloves which left the rest of his arms bare since he was wearing a sleeveless dress. He had white stockings going up to his knees with black loafers with a bow on them. He had black eyeliner which made his eyelashes even longer a little bit of blush and some pink lip stick.

Yoite then curled his fists into a balls and looked directly at yukimi and miharu eyes furious. "I'm going to kill you two!" Yoite yelled at the top of his lung and started shooting his kira at the two hitting everything that got in his way. "Yoite were sorry we just wanted to see what you looked like in Lolita clothes!" "I don't care about what you say yukimi your going to die!" "Sorry yoite it was my idea, I thought of it!" "I'm going to kill you miharu!" Yoite chased them all over the room until he suddenly collapsed onto his knees. Miharu and yukimi knew that that was no joke and hurried over to him. Yoite breathing hard looked at miharu and yukimi. "You guys are going to get pay back!" Yoite then clenched his stomach and doubled over. Both of the boys knew what that ment but was too late to move. Yoite puked up green all over miharu and yukimi. They both stood their shocked by the puke and yoite started laughing madly. "Now that was my pay back!" Yoite laughed at his own joke as for miharu and yukimi they both ran to the bathroom and started puking into the toilet.

To me that was a funny ending being puked on...digusting! Well, i will be writing another story tommorow later on. I hope you enjoyed this story and its werid gross out way!