Disclaimer: I will state this once since I really kind of left it out of the first one. I do not own any of the songs I use in this! Thank you.
No animals were hurt in the making of this chapter/future chapters that will feature the cat. He's made of rubber. And he likes being played with roughly.
A week had passed since Axel first met Roxas. Since Roxas had gotten tutorials with Saix. Since Axel started to watch soccer practice from the restaurant's window. He had even started to get to work on time to watch the boys practice their little soccer thing. He had never known a cutie such as Roxas was on the soccer team. Then again he had always been about an hour or so late and that was after soccer practice had ended.
He couldn't see that closely since the field was a little to the left, but Axel could pick Roxas out of all of them. Who else had an ass like that? Or the spiky blonde hair could be a dead giveaway. Axel liked to think it was his own kills that led him to see which player Roxas was. And when Roxas went to get a drink from his water bottle, Axel always imagined him squirting the water into his mouth. It was hotter that way.
The Axel would imagine him all hot and sweaty and panting with his cheeks flushed. A look of boyish innocence was always placed on Roxas' face as well. He would look up at Axel, and Axel would smile down at him then wipe his forehead with a towel after Roxas' team had just won the game. It was fantasies like that that made Axel blush himself. He felt like a school girl with his first crush, giggling and blushing just at the thought of helping him out. When he did giggle and blush Zexion always had the right thing to say.
"You are an evil, sadistic, disgusting, black hearted version of Michael Jackson." Zexion would always say. About ninety-nine point nine percent of the time.
It was also about this time that Demyx ran out of the back, usually with some kind of new invention or fetish and show it off to the rest of them. Today he happened to be dressed up in discarded cardboard boxes, one was even over his head. "Guys, look!" He shouted to the rest of them. When he thought he had their attention (he forgot to cut eyeholes in his head box) he yelled, "I'm R-Chew D-Chew."
"I think you mean R2D2." Zexion corrected.
"Why do you always ruin my dream?!" Demyx yelled back and tried to run into the back, where he usually hung out. But he tripped over his box shoes and fell flat on his box face.
"Oh, you touch my talala,
Mm, my ding, ding dong.
Oh, you touch my talala,
Mm, my ding, ding dong.
Deep in the night,
I am looking for some fun.
Deep in the night,
I am looking for some love.
De-de-de-deep in the night,
I am looking for some fun.
Deep in the night,
I am looking for some"
Saix's body was over him, his torso and lower body bare of any clothes. In other words, he was naked. And singing an exotic song to the body below him.
"You tease me,
Oh please me,
I want you to be my love toy,
Come near me,
Don't fear me,
I just can't get enough of you boy."
That's when Saix went down on Roxas, or rather in.
And that's also when Roxas woke up, forever scarred by his own dream. He had fallen asleep during his second period class, English, while listening to his friend's iPod. He didn't have enough time to really think about his dream.
"Olette, why is this adult sex song on your iPod?" Roxas asked, removing the headphones and handing them to the girl sitting next to him.
"What son-oh!" Olette had looked at the song that was playing. "It's my brother's."
"That's even creepier!" Roxas huffed.
"You're just mad because you got a boner from it." Hayner grinned at him from his left side. Roxas looked down. He was filled with a mixture of embarrassment and disgust.
"He's heading over here! Oh no Roxy! Watch out for that awesome looking red Corvette! We don't want to scratch it, now do we?! Yay! Roxas made it across the street!" Axel looked away from the window to inform the rest of the restaurant crew that Roxas had indeed crossed the street without so much as a scratch.
"And I'm sure he's going to fill forever loved when he hears how you didn't want him to scratch the car." Zexion crossed his arms.
"It was a pretty ca-YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" Axel hissed.
"Oh, I would." Zexion gave his evilest, sexiest, smirk that any Emo guy could've ever given. Because most Emo guys are just pansies.
The small bell that was tied to the door jingled. Zexion and Axel looked at each other. Then they looked at the door. Both started in a sprint at the same time, heading for the same place. Amazingly, even though Zexion had been farther away, they got there at the same time.
"Roxas, Roxas, Roxas, Roxas, Roxas, Roxas, Roxas, Roxas!" Both pleaded with him for attention. He looked from one to the other. Axel always had something stupid to say. Zexion made intelligent conversation.
"Zexion?" Roxas asked, focusing on him. They bother quieted down. Zexion coughed.
"When you were crossing the street Axel was watching you to make sure that red Corvette wouldn't hit you." Zexion frowned, as if he were really sorry he was reporting the news. "Not because you would've died or been damaged beyond repair, but because you would've scratched the car."
Axel didn't wait a beat. He was right back in. "Nu-uh! He's lying! Lying, I tell you!"
"Um…Whatever." Roxas began digging through his pockets. He produced a notebook paper note just like the one he had the first time he had ever entered the restaurant. "Now get the food. The secretary started her period or menopause and apparently she blames all men for causing birth pains and says that we should all be gay. I don't want to anger That any further."
Axel faithfully took the paper and headed to the back. He was a good little doggie.
Speaking of dogs, there was the exact opposite loose in the restaurant. No one knew about it until it happened to step in Roxas' path. It stared up at Roxas, it's big, round, rubbery, body jiggling slightly.
"Huh." Roxas said to himself, staring down at the cat. The belly was about the size of a cheap rubber ball kids get at cheap grocery stores in the summer to play with. "I wonder…" He lifted his leg, and he kicked it.
"Mrooooooow!" The cat didn't sound like it was in agony as it flew through the air. It sounded like it was having fun. As soon as it hit the floor it bounced onto a table, spilling salt and pepper, the ketchup bottle falling to the floor. As soon as the cat stopped bouncing it rolled over on its belly and stood up on its legs. It meowed once to Roxas before swishing its tail and walking off to find another hiding spot.
"Dammit Roxas! Why'd you kick it?! It's made of frickin' rubber!" Marluxia shouted at the poor boy.
"How was he supposed to know?!" Zexion fired back. He always had a bone to pick with his coworker. Always.
"Well, it's kind of round like a ball!" Marluxia and Zexion went straight into a yelling war.
Eventually Axel came back with the bag of food. In a quick motion he set the bag on the bar and was cuddling Roxas' head into his chest. "My poor baby! Don't you two yell at him anymore!"
"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Both Zexion and Marluxia yelled at him.
After getting scorned for being late and being called a "Gay little faggot" by the girl office aide, Roxas had went to lunch and gone through a whole other period he was finally in algebra. The class he hated the most. But the good part of the day was that Saix had decided that the class would watch a movie. On quadratic equations, or something. Roxas didn't know. He hadn't been paying attention. The bad part of the day, Saix didn't grade papers or send emails to other teachers while the kids were watching the movie. He stare at Roxas.
Roxas stared at the ceiling. Anything to not watch the movie and not stare right back at Saix until the creepy teacher figured out that, yes, Roxas knew all about his little plans to rape him during his tutorials session. He studied that ceiling like it was the holy bible of all things holy and almighty and all knowing. His eyes caught on something peculiar. A piece of gum. On the ceiling. There wasn't a pencil stuck through it so he knew it hadn't been sent up to the ceiling via pencil rocket ship. It was just stuck there, just chillin'. Roxas thought it was laughing at him. Laughing at the poor kid who had to stay after school with the school pervert.
Needless to say, he didn't form a liking to that magical piece of gum. He bet it was peppermint flavored. God help him if that gum was Juicy Fruit! Saix seemed to notice his under aged obsession with the ceiling.
"Roxas, if you don't watch the movie you're going to have to sit with me, at my desk." The teacher called out to him. Girls giggled. Roxas snapped back to attention after giving the piece of malicious gum one last glare. He finally watched the movie. It wasn't even about math at all, he noticed.
The bell rang and school was out for all the nice, almost hot children that didn't get caught in a sexual predator's grasp. Even Roxas wasn't that hot. If Saix really wanted a hot piece of ass he would chase after that Riku kid or whatever the hell his name was. Ever girl threw themselves at him.
The lights flicked on while students were putting their desks back where they were and gathering their things. Roxas looked up at the ceiling.
"THE GUM'S GONE!" He yelled to the whole class, pointing exactly where the gum had been not but two minutes ago. Everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at him. Saix hurried to get the students out so that he could spend precious time with his slightly insane favorite student.
Once they were alone Saix sat atop Roxas' desk, trying to be sexy and suave and whatnot. He was just creepy. "So, what'd you think of the movie?" He asked, grinning like a wolf at Roxas.
"What movie?" Roxas had been too focused on the gum to really remember the movie. What was that about again? Wait…there was a movie? Geez. He really needed to pay more attention to the world around him.
"The movie we just watched. About what dinosaurs and algebra have in common." Saix quirked a brow.
"Oh. I didn't pay attention." Roxas was blunt. Very blunt.
"I can see…" Saix mumbled, slightly saddened. But he perked up instantly. "I'm giving a test the Monday after next. I was thinking, maybe you'd like to sleep over the Friday before and have an all night study time? You would just drive home with me after school."
"Oh…er…I don't know..I'd have to ask my mom first…" Roxas trailed off, scratching the back of his neck. He wouldn't ask her and he'd give Saix some lame excuse why he couldn't come.
"I called her and she said yes!" Saix smiled lightly. "You're dismissed now!" He stood from his student's desk and bounced back to his own desk, happy with how that went. In his shock Roxas had broken a pencil subconsciously. His mouth was still hanging open and his eyes were wide. In three short words: He. Was. Doomed.
A/N: The gum was inspired by my own experience in Geometry class. Because my school is haunted. I swear it is…Anyway, a spork for your thoughts? I mean, a spork in the review box:D Thanks to everyone who reviewed last time and to those who favorited and added this to your alerts. You make my story feel special!
