"Ready, Fullmetal?"

"After you, Colonel Bastard."

Pause. "Today please."

"Shut up!" Swish.

"Damn."

Swish. Smirk. "My turn."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, shorty, just hurry up."

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THEY COULDN'T EVEN MAKE A SHOT?!"

"You, now shut it and shoot already!"

Swish.

"Happy now?"

"Just pass the ball."

Crackle. Thud. "That's cheating Fullmetal!"

"You said 'anything goes'."

"I thought we weren't including alchemy! Since some," Coughs. "People can't?"

"Well now we are. And by the way, you have an 'h' Mustang."

"Hmph. Fine. My turn to be captain."

Swish. "Your turn."

15 minutes later

"Shut it! I'm trying to shoot."

Sigh. Snap. Snap. Snap.

Explosion.

……………

"Why the hell did you do that?!"

Smirk. "I win. I call it."

Pout. "Not fair. You didn't even shoot. You blew up the ball!"

Yawn. "Oh come on, Ed. It's nighttime already. Let's go home."

"Aw, but Winry!"

Smack. "We're going."

Grumbles. "Fine."

"Bye pipsqueak. Who also lost."

"SHUT IT BASTARD! AND WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM OVER YOUR MOUTAIN OF GODDAMN PAPERWORK?!"

"Huh? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to rub it in your face. It just proves my point."

Suspicious. "What point?"

"That you're too short to reach the rim, shorty."

And so the epic game of HORSE between the Fullmetal and Flame Alchemists came to an end.

The next day Roy, even though he was tired from being chased all night, still smirked as the 'chibi alchemist' boarded the train, and graciously reminded him that they had another match set up for when he returned.

Smirk. "Deal. And next time, I'll win!"

So…what did you guys think? I finally got off my lazy butt and wrote this, even though I pretty much had no inspiration here…We haven't played HORSE in a while.

Um…partial credit to Nii-sama for bugging me to update…Hope it was entertaining to some people, and you…

Ah yes! Final scores are as follows:

7. Shescka (Once again, credit to Nii-sama's idea to put her in here)

6. Alphonse Elric

5. Winry Rockbell

4. Riza Hawkeye

3. ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG (Shudders. Nii-sama still owes me for putting him in here. Not really)

2. Edward Elric (A.K.A The Chibi Sexy Fullmetal Alchemist)

1. Roy Mustang (A.K.A The Tall Sexy Flame Alchemist)

T.T I almost feel like I betrayed Ed somehow…By making Roy win…But most reviewers said they wanted Roy to win. Final score is as follows:

Roy: 6 votes (ash892, hiya24, Shikiba the Night-Wolf, Panic.and.Pride luv you!!, Gbaby808, and last but certainly not least, my Nii-sama)

Ed: 3 votes (ash892, hiya24, IshizuWolfRider)

And 1 vote for Riza! From Gbaby808! Sorry I couldn't oblige to your wish, but you later messaged me and voted for Roy (I put you up there as well). ash892 and hiya24 both voted for a tie, and myself because even though Roy is cool, I love Ed more.

So, yup! HORSE is over! If you didn't like the way it came out, IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT! YOU SHOULD'VE REVIEWED DAMMIT!

Ahem. So sorry about that…I have this overwhelming need for reviews. Ah well. Hope you enjoyed. BTW, I realized this is my first multi-chaptered fic that I've completed! OMG! Even if it's only a two-shot, DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE!!

. Kitty!

Panic's note –

Yes! Roy won! I think I voted for Roy, I can't really remember…Oh well. Enjoyed the story? Then please Review and tell the author how much you enjoyed it! Come on, we all know it was a good story! Peace Far.

Yes, I believe you voted for Roy…Yup, you did. Poor Edo…I feel bad that I made him lose AND put in short jokes…even if they were bad…oh well. I personally kinda liked the short jokes. I feel I did alright with them!