Oh.
My.
God.
What the hell is wrong with the world?
It seems like world all of a sudden started turning the other way...
It's a sign of the apocalypse, I tell you! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!
I'm serious.
It is the end of the world.
Because Lily Evans has -gulp- said yes to James Potter.
James Potter and Lily Evans are dating.
It's the end of the world, I say!
But not the end of exams, no siree. Got to have those exams. So here I am, once again, in the library studying and overhearing the latest gossip. I'm getting sick of the gossiping girls who always start to talk about how cute James's arse is, so I picked up my books and brought them up to the librarian to have them checked out. I opened up the book again and starting reading as I made my way outside. Once I had reached the tree, I closed the book and pulled myself up onto the lowest branch. Getting steadily higher in the tree, I soon found the strongest branch and sat down, resting my legs on a branch below. I pulled out a sketch book from my bag and started drawing. I found this to be very comforting. And, it hides me from the Marauders so that's a plus.
Speak of the devils...
Yes, of course they have to sit under me. Of course. Well, might as well... lean down... a little... further...
"... can't believe that test! Didn't you think it was hard, Prongs?" Sirius asked.
No response.
"I doubt you're getting an answer," Remus commented, looking at James. James was just sitting, staring off into space.
"Dude, wake up!" Sirius yelled into James's ear, snapping his fingers in front of his face.
No response.
They all stared at him for a moment before Sirius went back to complaining, "Did she teach us all the stuff on the test?"
"Yes, and if you'd ever pay attention, you would know," Remus said.
"I thought it was hard," Peter added.
Silence.
"Well, of course you did, Wormtail. If I thought it was hard, you thought it was hard, Prongs thought it was hard, and Moony thought it was easy."
"He's right, you know," Remus added.
"Somebody wake up Prongs, we have to get to planning this thing!" Sirius exclaimed, clapping his hands together.
Finally, something I could use against them.
"So, now that we've got Lily to say yes to Prongs there," Sirius started, looking at James who was still staring blankly into space, "And I'm still with Tiffany, and Wormtail actually got a girlfriend, thanks to me, we only need to get a girl to go out with you, Moony."
"Wait, WHAT?!" Remus exclaimed.
"We're planning our double double date..." Sirius said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Our what?" Remus hissed.
"Prongs and I go on a double date, and you and Wormtail go on a double date and we meet up 'on accident'. Didn't Prongs tell you?"
"Even you know the answer to that."
"Well, now you know. So, can't be one of my ex-girlfriends, or any of Prongs's ex-girlfriends..." Sirius said, trailing off into thought. He started counting on his fingers, and soon ran out of room. "Uh oh..." Sirius said, a look of terror crossing his face. "The only girls that are left are all Slytherins or..."
"Or who?" Remus asked, anxious.
"Or... Anna."
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So, I must say, I practically fell out of the tree when I heard that. No way in hell was I ever going to go out with that...
That...
That... MARAUDER!
Maybe I'll consider it...
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER AND ALL THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN DIE OF HEAT STROKES!
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
No.
No.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I picked up my pace but it was too late. Sirius came up to me and kept up with my pace.
"Hey Annaaaaa..."
"What the bloody hell do you want?" I snapped, stopping abruptly.
"Will you go out with Moony?"
"Wha- NO!" I sputtered.
"Why not?"
"He's an asshole, like you!"
"Oh, you know, he isn't that bad..."
I blinked. "Are you shitting me? Isn't that bad? Remind me, when was the last time ANY of you were at least somewhat civil to me?" He looked confused and looked like he was thinking. "Just what I thought."
So, with that, I walked away, ignoring the fact that Remus, James, and Peter ran up to Sirius after I walked away.
okay so, obviously, I don't own Harry Potter. There's a reason it's called FANfiction. notice the emphasis on FAN. gosh. whatever, I'm not going to bother putting this in every single chapter. I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER or really anything but my OCs. And here's a list for future references. Anna Ross, Kira, Gigi, Emma, Allison Keppler, Alyson Penvellyn, Derrick Ascot, and Tiffany.