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Harry met up with Hermione and Ginny once the train stopped moving. Hermione looked incredibly pale and on the verge of collapsing.
"Malfoy's Head Boy." Ginny answered before Harry could ask what was wrong with his brunette friend.
"Doesn't that mean you have to share a common room with him?" Harry asked.
"And a bathroom?" Ginny added. Hermione answered with a mumble that sounded a lot like "Yes, and I bet he hogs the bathroom."
"Let's just find Ron and a carriage." Harry said comfortingly.
"Is she coming?" Ginny asked angrily.
"God I hope not." Hermione sighed massaging her temples. "I'm already having a bad day. I don't need the magical world's dumbest 17-year old to make it worse."
"You guys should try to be nicer." Harry said as he scolded the two in a patronizing tone. "She's not that bad."
"You didn't have to share a room with her for two- whole- months" Hermione snapped, clearly angered.
"Honestly, all she ever talks about are clothes, makeup, Ron, and more Ron." Hermione said as Ginny made a face and added to Hermione's statement. "I don't need to hear about her hooking up with my older brother!"
Over the summer, Lavender Brown had stayed at the Burrow in addition to Harry and Hermione due to her parasitic attachment to her 'Won-Won', 'Wonnikins' or 'Wonny'. Harry thought she was all right, but Ginny and Hermione couldn't stand the blonde Gryffindor. They made it shockingly clear whenever Lavender and Ron were not around, and it got on Harry's nerves. However, they were mostly polite with a touch of sarcasm whenever Ron or Lavender was in the room.
"I think you're jealous Hermione" Harry accused jokingly, prodding his friend in the ribs.
"That's preposterous!" Hermione snorted as she folded her arms over her chest her eyes suddenly got huge as if someone had accused her of committing a horrible crime.
"I sure think you are." Ginny added. "At the rate they hooked up he didn't really give you time to get over him."
"That's not it at all!" Hermione snapped, confirming to Harry that it was in fact, "it". Hermione and Ron had dated for three months last year. Then Ron had suddenly broken up with her with no warning. He had hooked up with Lavender six days later and it was clear to most that Hermione was still hurt. The worst part was that Ron continued to subliminally rub it in her face "I know what you're thinking and I'm not jealous!" Hermione said, trying to convince them. "Lavender just bugs me! You know I don't like materialistic people!"
"Lavender is probably sitting in a carriage with Padma and Parvati anyway!" Ginny snapped in an attempt to stop Hermione from going on a hate filled rant.
"Yeah, they're BFF'ers.' Harry agreed. This was greeted with absolute silence.
"Don't EVER do that again." She muttered.
"Do what? Say BFF'ers?" Harry asked, grinning
"YES!" Hermione said, cracking a smile for the first time since she got on the Hogwarts Express.
"Who's BFF'ers?" Ron asked, coming from behind Harry and Ginny and putting his arms around them.
"No one important." Ginny shrugged.
"Where's Lavender?" Hermione asked, a spark of hope clear in her eyes.
"She was going to sit with Parvati and Padma but I invited her to sit with us because you guys like her so much!" Ron said, smiling.
"Fantastic…" Hermione replied slowly.
"So where were you during the train ride?" Ginny asked trying to change the subject. "You completely ditched use."
"He was having making out with his new sex-slave." A voice sneered from behind.
"Why don't you just go back to wherever you came from and leave us alone Malfoy!" Hermione whined.
"Was Granger not good enough, Weasel-bee?" Pansy Parkinson asked from Malfoy's side.
"Speaking of Sex-slaves. . ." Harry hissed, lashing out.
"How dare you Potter!" Pansy spat, practically lunging at Harry.
"Relax Pansy." Draco drawled. "It's clear Potter is seeing you as a sex-slave because he wants you to be his sex-slave."
"Why don't you just find Zabini and leave?" Harry snapped. He really wanted Malfoy and Parkinson to die in a horrific violent manner that would scare little children and make death eaters throw up. Zabini wasn't that bad, but he also wasn't present.
"Well Potter, you wanting me would explain what happened on the train earlier."
"What happened earlier?" Hermione asked, her curls sweeping around her shoulders as her gaze shifted from the Slytherins to Harry.
"Hey guys I'm here!" Lavender chirped in a bubbly matter as she wrapped her arms around Ron's waist.
"And the sex slave returns!" Draco laughed, clapping his hands together.
"Don't make me deduct points Malfoy!" Hermione threatened, shockingly coming to Lavender's defense.
"Whatever, let's go find Blaise." Pansy sighed, turning around. Malfoy gave Hermione one last before turning around and following Pansy.
"Thanks Hermione." Lavender said quietly.
"I'm Head Girl, it's my job. And I think we've all had enough of Malfoy for one day."
"Too bad you have to share a common room and bathroom with him." Harry smirked, just missing Hermione's hand making a swipe at his head.
"Well he is quite attractive Hermione." Lavender added. "You could toy with him."
"That's disgusting!" Ron exclaimed.
"It's true." Lavender shrugged.
"Besides, it's hard to 'toy' with someone who you share a mutual hate with." Hermione smirked.
"Eh. It's been done." Lavender stated. "Worst enemies have the best sex."
"EWWWWWW!" Hermione, Ginny, Ron, and Harry chorused. Harry was beginning to see why Hermione and Ginny didn't like Lavender.
After their horrible encounter with the Slytherins, the five Gryfinndors headed towards the carriages. As usual, they got destracted
"How about we get a carriage before they're all gone?" Hermione pleaded.
As soon as the five Gryffindors found a carriage, Ginny and Hermione took one side, while Harry stared out the window. Next to him sat Lavender who was already trying to eat Ron's face, on which Ginny looked upon with a horrified look on her face.
"Look away Gin." Hermione whispered, shoving her friend lightly.
"I… can't…"
Harry didn't really notice. He was too busy thinking about Pansy Parkinson. There was no way in hell he wanted her. But then why did he take his shirt off in front of her on the train? She did have amazing emerald green eyes. They were much nicer than his even though people continued to fawn over them. Hermione once said they were like his, except they belonged to evil.
'Stop it Harry. She's a skank.' He thought to himself…
"Earth to Harry, are you there?" Ginny asked, leaning over and knocking on Harry's head.
"Yeah." He replied.
"What were you thinking about?" Hermione asked.
"Slytherins."
"Why would you think about them?" Lavender asked. "They're a nasty group of people."
"To others." Harry replied. "Slytherins are very protective of their own housemates."
"Ew. Slytherins being nice." Ron said as he made a face.
"Well Malfoy is nice to Parkinson." Hermione added. "He smiled at her earlier."
"Maybe he's in love." Lavender sighed.
"That's disgusting." Harry said, bluntly and completely seriously.
"We're here!" Hermione said as the carriage stopped - and right as Ron was about to kiss Lavender.
"Awesome! Hermione could you hand me my- Hermione?" Ron asked, noticing the brunette had already left the carriage and was heading down towards the school.