We already the different versions of The Percy Jackson series but this one is different. What if Percy was Black American in modern times 2017 and acted way different from the original story maybe smart. He is insecure about showing others his weakness and uses his love for materialistic items to hide that insecurity. Along with his materialism he forces or his brain forces him to forget other names because he doesn't trust them. His loyalty is unever fading but never betray him. This story will have a lot of funny scenes but also a lot of bad language. Please remember that this story is original owned by Rick Riordan and no copyright was intended.
Chapter I
I never believed in anyone but my mom everyone all just eventually let me down. My old man left me even before I was born and he suddenly shows up in my life when he needs me to clean up his mess. He was the cause of most if not all the misfortune in my life. I never wanted to be diagnosed with ADHD, with dyslexia, I especially NEVER wanted to be a demigod. But I am, always was, always going to be and it was all his fault. All my life since birth something has happened to me. Like when I was two a snake slithered into my crib and I choked it to death. Or at eight when I went on a field trip the the aquarium I kept hearing voices that were calling me Prince or Lord. Or a age ten the teachers had to call the cops because a man wearing a mask with one eye on it was stalking me. All my life something has happened I could never stay in a school for more than I year, I barely got a C- in classes you need to read in(which are most if not all classes) I always made fun of because my dad left me when I was younger.
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I was on the bus going to a museum for a field trip. Even though the trip was going definitely going to be a bust and end up like many others a disaster I decided to make the most out of it. My favorite teacher Mr. Brunner was in charge. Mr. Brunner is my history teacher who was mad lit. Everyday Friday or so he would bring a sword and play fight with it. But the bad thing also was my Pre-Algebra teacher Ms. Dodds was also on the trip. And she hated me, I swear everyday in class she be glaring at me in the back. Plus she was always wearing a dusty leather jacket and has the nerve to tell me to change the clothes I was wearing because it showed my shoulders or the words were to "obscene" for school. I got so mad at her one day in class one I told that hoe to "shut the fuck up" and that got me suspended for two days . Those were the best two days of my life. Anyway I was sitting next to my friend Grover Underwood and this cheeto looking bitch was throwing peanut butter in his hair. And he was just letting her do it.
"Percy, Is alright your already on probation besides I like peanut butter," he said. Well I don't I hate the taste the smell and right the scent is really pissing me off. Instead of letting the cheeto looking girl get away with that I spoke up.
"Did you know the amount of time you can spend in jail for bully someone is about two to three years Nacy".(Not Really Sure I tried to search it up but google wasn't giving me clear answers). Macy stopped throwing the peanut butter into Grover's hair sit downs quietly mutter something about her name. Grover looks at grateful but I just put my headphones in my ears and listen to music. It's not really surprising that I know law. Cause one day a cop gone think I did something wrong and I'll end up in jail for life being anally raped everyday for a crime I didnt even commit.
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We finally made it to the museum and Mr. Brunner was showing the different artifacts and that dumb bitch Mancy was talking mad loud I could hear it in headphones.
"CAN YOU SHUT YO BIG-ASS MOUTH MANCY!", I yelled, "Damn I can hear you in my headphones,".
The whole class turned around, Ms. Dodds ugly-self glaring at me.
"Percy is there something you want to share with the class?,"Mr. Brunner questioned. I shook my head angry and a little bit embarrassed that the only teacher I thought was nice yelled at me.
"Well then, can you explain what is going in the picture for us," he continued.
I looked at the picture, "Umm... Kotus the God King—," I started but got cut off. "Kronos the King of Titan," Mr. Brunner corrected my mistakes.
"Yeah what you said, Anyway he ate his kids the Gods because of a prophecy that said they were going to kill him. But what he didn't know was that he didn't eat little baby Jues—'Zeus'—Zeus because his wife Nhea—'Rhea'—gave him a rock instead. When Seus—'Zeus'—grew up he fed Krotos—'Kronos'— a mixture of mustard and wine and made him puke up the rest of his siblings and they had a huge fight and the Gods won," I answered while Mr. Brunner corrected my mistakes.
"Well Percy, that was a good explanation just get the names correct next time,"he said, "While Zeus did indeed feed Kronos a mixture of mustard and wine, which made him disgorge his other five children, who, of course, being immortal gods, had been living and growing up completely undigested in the Titan's stomach. The gods defeated their father, sliced him to pieces with his own scythe, and scattered his remains in Tartarus, the darkest part of the Underworld."
"It's not like in the future where going to need to know why Zeus are his kids in an interview," Narcy muttered mad loud.
"Well Ms. Bobofit that's an interesting question," Mr Brunner said.
"Ohhhh...Busted," Grover loudly whispered. Marcy glared at him and turned into a hot cheeto with embarrassment.
"Well Percy, Why would we need to know about the Gods in the future?," Why was he looking at me like I would know the answer.
"Why I'm I answering the question when Narcy was the one that brought it up," I spoke.
"My name is NANCY, not Narcy, I have been telling you this all year," she yelled.
"Shut the fuck up Mancy and answer his question cause I ain't," The class laugh at her red face. I was not gonna answer the question cause out of all the people in this class he only gonna say my name. Mr. Brunner over here deciding to look all disappointed in me. I don't give a fuck why should I be forced to answer the question if Carcy brought it up.
"Well...that's certainly disappointing that none of you were able to answer Ms. Bobofits question but let us head to lunch," Mr. Brunner said gesturing for Ms. Dodds to lead us outside.
I began to walk with the class when Mr. Brunner called me over to him. "Percy I expect you to answer my question next time." I looked at him like he was crazy. "Shouldn't you be telling this to Narcy she was the one that asked the question?," I spoke trying to give him a hint. Mr. Brunner just shook his head and walked away. I quickly followed after him.
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I sat down next to Grover on the fountain. "So what happened with Mr. Brunner? Detention?," he asked.
"Nah. Never with Mr. Brunner. But how he gonna think I know the answer to a question like that. Plus Nacy asked it. Deadass, there are 19 other people who he could have asked!," I ranted towards Grover. The sky rumbled loudly as if it was agreeing with me. I just took out my iphone (I know what your thinking but Percy has a phone and Monster haven't attacked him b/c of his scent is covered my the thousands of ppl living in New York) and began to listen to music. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Grover nervously eating the apple I gave him before look around paranoid.
I began to slowly call down listening to J. Cole's album '4 your eyes only' when Mancy and others came up to us.
"JACKSON IM SICK OF YOU ALWAYS GETTING MY NAME WRONG! MY NAME IS NANCY, NANCY BOBOFIT!," she screamed at me. I raised my music and bagan to bobbed my head to the music. She suddenly lunges at my headphones ripping them out of my ears and throwing them into the fountain. She steps up close to my face smirk, but while stepping she accidentally stepped on my new 'University Blue Air Jordan XI Lows'. I lowed down at her crusty shoes and at my Jordan's scuffed with dirt.
"THE FUCK YOU JUST DO TO MY JORDANS YOU DUMB HOE!," I scream forcing my eyes shut trying to control my anger. I heard a splashed and saw Marcy sitting in the fountain all wet.
'Did you see—the water—grabbed her?,' my class murmurs. Ms. Dodds bitch-ass quickly can to help Carcy out of the fountain. Hoes to each other's rescue.
"Ms. Dodds. Percy pushed me into the fountain,". That bitch how she gonna blame me. I looked at her incredulously.
"Bruh, I didn't do shit to this bitch and the whole class saw what happened," I said. Ms. Dodds looked around daring someone to speak the truth. But everyone kept quiet even my nigga Grover. I knew that bitch-ass teacher had it out for me.
"Well Mr. Jackson it seems that not no one is tell me what happened so I have no choice but to see you punished for pushing Ms. Bobofit into the fountain," she said slowly smirking.
This Bitch!
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"But Ms. Dodds I didn't do anything How are you gonna listen to cheeto —Hey—over here!" I pointed at Carcy.
"Well, Mr. Jackson no one has said you did not have a part in pushing Ms. Bobofit into the fountain, but calling your fellow students names is not something I condone." She reprimanded me.
I looked at her shook,"Nanny—NANCY—should also be punished. Why I'm I the only one? Is it because I'm black?" I asked. The others kids in my class 'OOOHHH' mad loud while taking videos.
Ms. Dodds frowned, "No Mr. Jackson it is definitely not about what ethnicity you ar—, I cut her off,"Then how come Narissa—NANCY—is not getting punished,".
She deeply exhaled,"Alright Mr. Jackson, Ms. Bobofit will also be punished,".
"Thank you," I could make a good lawyer. She grabbed me by the arm and told Mancy to follow. What is going on? Why is she only dragging me? I pushed Ms. Dodds off of me.
"You know what! Fuck this school! Fuck you! And fuck off cause I don't care if you expell me but I am not going with your racist self." I yelled. Ms. Dodds had the nerve to turn around all surprised. We had this huge speech of me and Cassidy getting the same punishment and she grabs my arm leaving Marissa by herself.
"Mr. Jackson you've been causing trouble for us," Ms. Dodds growled out. Her form flashing and growing.
"I won't exactly say I haven't cause problems but your racist ass self brought them up," I said smug it took me practically all year to crack this bitch. The sky(they are still outside b/c of the debate) thundered loudly as Ms. Dodds turned in a huge bat lady with a very ugly face. I heard the other students gasp loudly as they took videos.
Mr. Brunner in his wheelchair finally showed up. Like we're was he when me and Ms. Dodds we're fighting.
"Talley Ho!" Mr. Brunner yelled as he threw a pen at me. Bruh who says 'Talley ho' and what's a pen gonna do against a Monster.
Ms. Dodds lunged at me, "GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK! WHAT YOU STOLE GIVE IT BACK!,". How did she know I stole her white board markers, but that was only to make sign for the illegal candy I'm selling I my dorm.
"I SORRY!BUT I NEEDED TO USE YOUR WHITEBOARD MARKERS FOR A SIGN! I PROMISE I WAS GONNA GIVE THEM BACK!" I confessed loudly.
Ms. Dodds face morphed from confusion to rage,"I KNEW YOU STOLE MY MARKERS! The principal will hear about this soon. What else did you steal?". I stared at here confused.
"Nothing else, I promise," I raised my hands up with the pen still in my hand.
"LIAR! LIAR! GIVE IT BACK!" She swooped down claws waving. I tried to run away but she was faster. She grabbed me by the shirt with her claws. The looked around for help, but the other kids in my class were just taking video like this was a normal day. The pen in my hand glistened and shook my hand slightly as if asking me to uncap it.
Hurriedly, I uncapped it and it turned into the same sword Mr. Brunner uses on Friday. I swung up at her claw cutting it off. I fell the the ground hard quickly getting back on my feet.
"Aaahh," Ms. Dodds screaming as she stared at her severed claws. She flew forward anger clouding any rational judgment swiping at me with her remaining claws. I jumped back dodging swipes until finally I got tired. I stopped jumping back raised my sword above my head and when Ms. Dodds was right in front of me I swung down and beheaded her. She slowly disintegrated into gold dust that fell on my shoes. Quickly I brought the napkin I put in my pocket out and wiped it off.
I walked over to one of my classmates taking a video.
"Aye! That video send it to me!" I definitely wanted to see how cool I looked. Her eyes glazed over and she quickly put her phone back in her pocket.
"What video?" She asked.
I looked at her confused, "Ahhh.. the video you took of me fight that monster,".
"You shouldn't call Ms. Kerr a monster and I didn't take a video," who the fuck is Ms. Kerr? I walked away from the girl staring at the pen in my hand. Mr. Brunner wheeled over to me, "Mr. Jackson please bring your own pen next time," snatching the pen out of my hands and wheeled away. 'What is going on?'.
Jancy ran up,"So...Did Ms. Kerr give you detention for a month, I got 2 days,"
"Who?"
"Ms. Kerr!" She answered confused.
"What happened to Ms. Dodds?" I asked.
"Ms. Dodds? We don't have a teacher named that," Lancy said. Bruh there was never a Ms. Dodds. I walked away from Prancy confused toward Grover who I saw standing by the fountain.
"Yo! Grover what happened to Ms. Dodds?" I asked when I reached him.
"I..don't..kno—ow a Ms. Dodds," he stuttered.
"Uhh... sure," I definitely he is lying to me but whatever. Let's just hope that Ms. Kerr is nicer than Ms. Dodds.