A/N I've decided to make this oneshot post of a song a collection of oneshot posts of songs. Yay! Also, I now have a SoundCloud account, so you can find me on there, too. I'm known over there as Thalia Tyler-Lovegood, and yes, that is an amalgamation three characters name's from my three biggest fandoms. First to guess which ones to which names get a virtual [insert favorite dessert here]! However, I haven't posted any music yet due to a lack of time and adequate recording devices, but I hope to have at least one thing up relatively soon (as in within the next few months). Thanks! Please Read and Review!

Oswin Oswald

G D Em C x2 (ONE-two-three-and-four-and)

G D

I crashed here a year ago, and I've been making souffles

Em C

Does it matter where I get the milk or where I get the eggs

G D Em C

There are Daleks all the time at the door

G D Em C

So won't you rescue me, Chin Boy, and show me the stars

G D Em C

G D

My name is Oswin Oswald of the Starship Alaska

Em C

And I know that I've just met you but I've still got to ask ya

G D

Don't you know, you could have a fencing match

Em C

With that chin and that nose

G D Em C x2

(Same as previous verse, minus the 'rescue me, Chin Boy' part)

How do you turn someone into a Dalek?

Subtract love, and add in the anger.

And I know that she is Scottish,

But doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?

G D Em C

(Same as previous chorus)

My name is Oswin Oswald of the Starship Alaska

And I know that I've just met you but I've still got to ask ya

Why couldn't you hack the Path Web

When it was so easy for me?

G

I'm a screaming genius,

D

That's probably why they chose me,

Em

I'm a screaming genius,

C

And I mean that literally,

G D Em C

The conversion from Human to Dalek is not pretty

G D Em C G D

Exterminate x9

E Em C

No I will not exterminate

(Single stroke until the end)

G D

My name is Oswin Oswald of the Starship Alaska

Em C

And I know that I'll be dead soon so I'll tell you my last thought

G

Run.

D

Run, you clever boy,

C G

And remember.