Yato jumped up excitedly, shaking Yukine's shoulder.

"Yukine we've got a job at one of those fancy hotels with the free candy in the bathroom, let's go and while we're there we can steal all the candy!"

"Yato, you're hopeless," Hiyori sighed. "And what kind of place has free candy in the bathroom?" Yato extended a hand to her and she took it warily. He opened his phone and teleported into a room where a cleaning lady stood alone with her cart.

"Wow, you really do reply fast," she said, "the rest of my crew called in sick and now I have to do this floor all by myself, do you really do any job for only five yen?"

"Sure do!" Yato replied. "You've got the right trio for the job!"

"Wait, you brought me here to work? When you haven't even fulfilled my request that I paid for?"

"Uhhhh…"

"Your cart is waiting for you out in the hall." She quickly briefed them on their responsibilities before beginning her job.

"No go on, you all take the even numbered rooms and let me know when your done."

So they did, Yato took the key like it was a medal of valor and strode across the hall with a look of mischief on his face.

"He's excited for the candy," Yukine said.

"I don't think there will be candy in the bathrooms," Hiyori whispered to Yukine, and he nodded in reply.

Sure enough Yato made a beeline for the bathroom.

"These people didn't even eat their candy! It's free!" Yukine and Hiyori looked at each other then entered the bathroom, only to see Yato holding one of the delicately carved little soaps that were in hotel bathrooms. They were just in time to see him take a big bite out of it, grinning happily.

"Yato thats…" Hiyori began weakly.

"Soap…" Yukine finished.

"Sure it doubles as soap, but everyone knows soap is actually just candy!" They looked at him in horror.

"What should we do?" Yukine whispered behind his hand to Hiyori.

"I don't think we should do anything, it's not like it will kill him. Remember the vinegar Kazuma drank?"

"What the hell kind of person thinks soap is candy? Yukine asked rhetorically as Yato chowed down on some hotel room soaps.