Hermiod: "Watch! No hands!"
Todd: "Darn! One more day and I would have made it to my 11 000th birthday."
Caldwell: "McKay, you forgot your little thingy. It's blinking. McKay? McKaaaay!"
Carter: "I've disarmed the bomb… Oops."
Ford: "They're never gonna fire on this thing with me in it."
Atlantis newbie: "What do you mean I'm standing too close to the Stargate?"
Kolya: "It's only McKay. He couldn't hit a barn door."
Teyla (take 2): "Do not worry. These people are known for being friendly."