Fun with Con and Lon
Well looks like Puk has his work cut out for him. Trying to find a good man that isn't taken is like trying to find a hay in a needle stack. He had the will but does he have the way?
Thank you for your patience with this chapter, I had a lot of fun at San Japan and have come back ready to give Ron and the crew a hard time! So, why don't I get started with the Faves. Thank you to Cthulhu rex, Kakerot Bardockson, LodPhantasm, Soundwave1982, cabrera1234, cgood123, nightnightsky, NIGHTMARE20XX,
And for the responses.
Guest Blackphantom23; To answer your questions, he's actually based more on the midsummers night dream and I wasn't planning on it. Sorry.
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Cthulhu rex; That was the basis for him, I always loved Puck. Though he is also based off the Puck from Gargoyles.
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Chapter 2: Lonnie
Puk found himself very bored, perched as he was in the form of small robin, watching as the brilliant brunette beauty sat reading in the outside café. Where she had been for the last hour. Puk, as many would be the first to tell you, was not a patient being, and it really didn't help matters that every man that walked by either only looked are her body or questioned why someone so attraction was wasting her time reading.
'Why did I even follow her first in the first place?' Puk questioned before seeing a penny, 'oh yeah... coin flip.' Puk let out a birdy sigh before feeling a presence perching itself on the power line right next to him. Sitting next to him was another robin, and he was giving him a certain look. 'Oh hell no!' "Go away!" Puk growled out to the bird, lightly flapping his wings at it to shoo it away.
Out of the corner of his eye Puk saw a young man walk up to Lonnie and smile, unfortunately he had already scanned this one. The young man that was attempting to start a conversation with her was burly with combed back blonde hair and if you had fifty of them you still wouldn't have enough intelligence to tie your shoe. Yep, this was definitely Brick Flagg.
Puk was about to intervene when he felt himself be shoved from the side by the same robin, then again from the other side by another. A look of horror crossed his birdy face as he realized two things, one that the trick he had up his sleeve tended to draw animals if not use right away and two it was mating season.
Both Lonnie and Brick watched in surprise as a clearly frightened robin zipped by and was chased by a flock of others. Lonnie raised an eyebrow at this before turning back to the moron before her. "As I was saying, I'm not interested in my little sister's leftovers." she growled out as she turned back to her book.
Brick smiled as he rolled his eyes and grabbed her book, "Oh come on, you know full well that I dumped her and you're way hotter than her anyway. Just come out with me and we can have a great time."
"Give me back my book," Lonnie growled as she held out her hand, "I have a test to study for." Brick only held it over her head as he smirked, his grin saying it all. "Now Flagg, just because you can get by on just being able to get groped and felt up by guys doesn't mean I have too."
In an instant Bricks grin turned sour at what she had just said, just because he didn't always understand what was said didn't mean that he didn't know in insult when he heard one. "Look here you little bi-"
"There you are!" came a sudden voice from off to the side, both people turned just in time to see a smaller blonde in a red jersey running up with a smile and a wave as he ran up to Lonnie. "Sorry I'm running late, I hope I didn't keep you waiting long." he panted in an exaggerated fashion.
Lonnie instantly realized what he was doing and while under normal circumstances she wouldn't even give him the time of day on a good day she made and exception right in that moment. "Of course not sweetie, you know how much I like to read so this gave me a good chance."
"Stoppable?" Brick asked in confusion as he looked from the beautiful woman to the school loser and back, "How does a freak like you know this hottie?" Brick almost sounded offended at the very idea.
Lonnie knew what was to come and she prepared for it only to be shocked at what actually happened. "She's my tutor, I'm having trouble with my Latin and math so we were going to meet up here and walk to the library." Ron said with grateful smile to Lonnie, who was absolutely stunned.
Stoppable was going to make a move on her, Lonnie just knew it, but she was wrong. Lonnie was so sure that this young man next to her was going to say that he was her boyfriend and try to steal a kiss, but he hadn't. Just the opposite in fact. He had come up with a cover story that made it seem like she was going out of her way to help him.
Brick's grin returned as he opened his mouth to start trying again, but was shot down as Ron reached over and grabbed Lonnie's book and held out his hand for her, "We had better hurry, we only have a few hours before your boyfriend is supposed to pick you up for your date. Didn't you say he was in the military?"
Lonnie smiled as she saw what he was doing. Taking his hand and helping herself up she said, "Yep, a marine. In fact he just made captain for his sharp shooting." It took everything she had to not start laughing at the pale look on Brick's face.
The two managed to get two blocks away before they broke down laughing. "Oh that was priceless!" Ron said as he held his gut.
After managing to regain her composure Lonnie said, "Alright, thanks for the save back there, ugh?"
"Ron," he said threw his laughter.
"Ron, I'm Lonnie by the way," she said with a slight smirk, "I have to ask, where did you come up with that cover story?"
"Easy," Ron said as he they started walking again, "I wasn't really lying. I am having trouble in Latin and Math and I was on my way to the library to study. Really the only thing I was lying about was you tutoring me."
Lonnie could only smile at him as she said, "If you want we can make it a truth, I don't mind giving you a hand if you want." Ron's smile made hers deepen but she was surprised by what he said.
"I'd love that, and while I probably really need it I don't want to waste you afternoon. I'm sure you have a million and a half better things to do with your day." he said as he help open the door to the library, "You seemed to really be into your book at the coffee shop."
Holding up the book, it was an older copy of poems that she had spent the last two years looking for so she really was looking forward to reading it. "Yeah, I was. I have an idea, I really want to finish this without having to deal with any meat heads and if you're serious about studying you'll need someone around to give you a hand. Why don't I sit with you, You keep idiots away from me and I give you a hand when you need it. Deal?"
Ron could only smile and say, "Deal!"
While all this was going on Puk, who had finally had enough running from a damn flock of birds. Transforming back into his human form Puk grabbed the first robin, who was the one to start the whole damn thing, and growled out, "I'm Male... go... a... way!"
Once the flock finally dispersed Puk ran back to the café only to find Lonnie gone. "Oh perfect," he groaned as his eyes glowed a soft yellow while he looked around, finding two aura trails leading away from there, one a soft pink the other a glowing blue.
"Odd." Puk said to himself, "Oh well, if she found someone than that helps me in the long run. If she found herself a new beau than that means I have a little extra time to find one for the other."
Ron and Lonnie had spent the better part of two hours in the library, both having the time of their lives. Ron was way to goofy for Lonnie not to laugh with, for the most part forgetting about her book except when he asked about it. As much as Ron loathed studying Lonnie made it easy, she had a way of explaining things in a way that Ron could actually understand.
"I'm telling you, you should be a teacher!" Ron said as he packed up his backpack, "Mr. B has almost never been able to get calculus to stick with me."
Lonnie couldn't help but blush as she said, "Oh stop! The truth is that I always wanted to be a school teacher, but I don't think I have what it takes." Looking down with a sad sigh she couldn't help but curl her hands into a fist, "I just don't have the people skills that are needed for dealing with children."
"Why don't you just take a child psychology course?" Lonnie's head shot up as she locked eyes with Ron, "You're smart enough to be anything you want, the only thing holding you back is you own hesitation, believe me this is something I know a lot about."
Lonnie couldn't help but blush again as she shyly looked at him, "Do... do you really mean that?" she asked. Ron smiled and nodded eagerly. With tears in her eyes she dove into his chest and hugged him. While surprised he quickly hugged back.
Pulling herself back, and doing everything she could not to blush, Lonnie looked at her watch. "Oh no," she exclaimed, "how is it so late?! Sorry Ron but I have go. My mother's going to be home soon and we have a day planned." She was about to run off but paused before reaching into his backpack and pulling out some paper. Quickly she wrote down something and handed it back to him, "My number, give me a call sometime." Ron blushed hard when the brunette beauty ran off before something caught his eye.
Lonnie was on cloud nine as she walked off. 'Finally,' she thought to herself, 'I finally found someone who isn't just some asshole who isn't just looking for some tail! Sure he's a bit younger than me...' Her thoughts were cut off by someone roughly grabbing her and pulling her into an alley.
Ignoring the pain in the back of her head from it slamming into the wall Lonnie looked up and was stunned to see Brick glaring at her. "You think you're so smart don't you?" he growled out as he started to stomp over, cracking his knuckles as he did so, "You think you're better than me? You're not, and I think it's about time you under stand that." Lonnie really didn't like the wild look in his eyes, the look of utter rage. A look that was ready to kill.
Just as Brick was about to take a swing his whole body suddenly crashed into the wall, face first. "That's no way to talk to a lady." Ron said in a slight growl, grinding his foot harder against his head. Ron pulled his foot back before walking over to the stunned girl. "Are you okay Lonnie?" he asked with a small smile.
"Ron?..." Lonnie asked, for once in her life at a loss for words, "What... What are you doing here?..."
Ron gave a small laugh as he held out what was in his right hand, her book, "You left this at the library, I remembered that you said it was a rare copy right?" A dark blush once again covered Lonnie's face as she nodded and took it. "Sorry but I gotta run. Are you going to be okay getting home? Do you need me to walk you?"
Lonnie managed to shake off her blush as she said, "Yeah, don't worry about me. I don't think this muscle head is going anywhere."
A light groan came from the downed football player as Ron picked him up and flung him over his shoulder, "Oh I can guarantee that. I have a friend in the MPD that will hold him for the night, longer if he's as drunk as he smells." Ron laughed as he started to walk off, "I'll see you later Lonnie, have fun with you mom!"
Smiling deeply as she clutched her book to her chest Lonnie watched Ron walk off. 'Yes you will, my sweet little Ronnie!' She happily chirped in her mind as she started to walk off, thoughts drifting into her carrying little blonde babies.