Chapter 2

"EW EW EW! MY BODY IS COVERED INCRAP!" squeals Frieza, desperately trying to clean himself of dark brown stuff. Yeah, I am going to say stuff.

"Pfft, my Perfect body is covered in crap but do you see me whining?" grumbled Cell, wriggling brown stuff off his wings.

Buu just stood there, looking at the two bickering tyrants, not bothering to clean himself.

Suddenly there was a long, loud squeal and everyone's favourite odd tyrant appeared.

"Let me help you Cellsie-Poo!" said King Kold, a little too eagerly for Cell's liking.

"No!" yelled Cell as he jumped back.

King Kold simply shrugged. Then he turned around to Frieza and asked:

"What about you Frieza? After all you always needed help cleaning yourself!"

"Shut up father!!" yelled Frieza, who was blushing a deep shade of purple.

Cell and Buu burst into laughter at the white tyrant's shame, not holding one moment.

Frieza glared at them. Eventually, under Frieza's glare, they stopped laughing.

"There is a lake over there" he growled "We'll go there."

"Whatever you say" muttered Cell "Coming Buu?"

"Yeah" Buu grumbled as they started flying east.

When they reached there they saw two elderly men with seven balls...

"THE DRAGON BALLS!!" yelled Frieza, "Cell kill that guy!"

"Death Beam!" Cell and Frieza yelled in unison, killing the men stone dead.

"You have two wishes" rumbled Shenron "Hurry up, I got a date tonight"

The tyrants looked at each other and shrugged.

"They wish for unlimited food" yelled a voice.

"Goku!" Buu growled in a low, angry voice.

"Don't forget to address the Prince of all Sayians!" yelled Vegeta as he and Goku revealed themselves.

"Damnit" cursed Cell "We'll never beat them!"

"No, we will, Buu?" mutters Frieza "Care to do the honours?"

"No" grumbles Buu.

"WHAT?!" yelled Cell.

"HYAH!" yelled Goku, going SSJ3.

"Kakarot!" whines Vegeta "Why do you surpass me agaaaaiiin?"

"Cus, uh, healthy lifestyle?"

"I already have a healthy lifestyle idiot!" yelled Vegeta

"WE WISH FOR POWER!" yells Cell, sick of Goku and Vegeta's bickering.

"Bout friggin time!" rumbles Shenron "Done, now hurry up."

"I wish for candy!" yells Buu as Cell and Frieza fall over.

"It is done." Rumbles Shenron, disappearing.

"KAKAROT NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID! THEY HAVE POWER AND CANDY!!" yells Vegeta.

"Candy? What are they gonna do with that?" asked Kakarot, stupidly.

"EAT IT MORON!!"

"God, kill them now Cell" moans Frieza " I got a headache"

"Right-o" says Cell, walking menacingly to the two bickering warriors.

"Go Cellsie-Poo!" yells King Kold, who has surprisingly not said anything in awhile.

"Hehehehehe...."

And we leave you there. Please R&R!