Disclaimer:I dont own Inuyasha but I own Akira and Hiro...YAY!

Warning:Some language problems(swearing), and this will be YAOI!I REPEAT YAOI!

Im the Coolest Elemental Kitty Demon ever and is in Love with Naraku

By: bloody.neko.of.doom

Ok, Hiro is back from his comfy bed. Yeah its 12 in the afternoon, Im lazy. So yesterday we were talking about something.What was it...Oi I remember, I was telling you about the shikon jewel thing and how I met Naraku. So let me tell you what happened after.

Flash Back:

"owie!" I yelled. Something happened to my head making it hurt.

"Oh shut up!" snapped Kagura. God what was her problem? Maybe its that time of the month or something. I dont want to know, nor do I care. Eew.

"You shut up. God, what did I do to you?Is it that time of the month or something?" I asked angrily.Umm maybe that wasnt a good thing to say.

"Dances of the Blade." she said with no emotion. Ok, that definatly pissed her off. Hehehe..Where was Akira? I just remembered about him. Ooops. He can take care of himself.

WITH AKIRA:

The fat cat was being petted by Kohaku. And he was enjoying it..lol

BACK WITH ME:

I just had tapped into Akira's mind, he told me hes fine. I wonder what hes doing. God that sounds dirty. Anyways, Kagura kept trying to attack me and it was really boring. If someone is going to fight me they better be atleast somewhat fun to fight with. And she was not.

"GOD DAMMIT STOP!YOURE BORING ME!" I screamed. Hey the truth hurts. But i dont think it hurt her...Whatever.

"hmph"

"Thats right, walk away." I said arrogantly, I was only playing around. Then he she left. YAY! So for the rest of the boring day, I slept. Whatelse would I do. I was kinda held in a room that I wouldnt get out of. After a few hours of much needed sleep, I was rudely woken up by Naraku. How odd. His vine thingys(i dont know what they are) grabbed me and thrusted me sexy body against the wall. It hurt badly...

"urgle. What is youuuuuur problem?" i asked half awake.

"WAKE UP! You are going to help weither you like it or not." commanded/demanded Naraku. What got his undies in a bunch i wonder. Not really, its kinda nasty. LOL.

"Fine Mr.Crabby pants. God, wheres Akira?"

"Hes with Kohaku." a more calmer Naraku said. Who? Whatever.

"fine, whatever. Do I have to stay in this uber scary castle?"

"Yes!"

"Well some one is grumpy. Fine, so do I get paid?" I asked. I was bored, when I get bored I ask stupid questions. Naraku didnt answer my question but he did leave.Must be in bad mood like most people in this castle. Jesus. Oh wells. I took Naraku leaving a no. Man that sucks. I wanna go and explore this castle. So I walked out of the room finally, which was nice cuz I was forced to stay in there. There was nothing in this castle. How the hell was I going to be entertained, not the perverted way.Well, I decided to go and find Akira, he was with this "Kohaku".

"My darling Akira whhhhherrrrrrrree are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?" I sung.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeoww!" Yay, It was Akira. Being uber bored, I started skipping to the room. Finally I found that room, Akira was on his back and his stomach being scratched.

"Hello?Are you Kohaku?" asked me, Hiro. All the boy did was nodd. He must be the quiet type. You have to watch out for the quiet type. Deciding I was bored AGAIN, I went in search of Kagura..I think she hates me...I dont feel loved.Im going to cry in a corner. Not really. lol.

"KAGURA!I LOVE YOU!"

"Shut up!" she said angrily. Yay I found her. Dude I have the best idea..I can pull pranks on them..OH MY GOD..WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?Wait, I did..Oh wells.

"hey..do you wanna pull pranks on Naraku?" I asked quietly. I dont think shes that type of person. All she did was glared at poor me,then angrily walked out of the room. Psh. Shes no fun. I will just have to do this solo.

It was around 3 in the afternoon after I had gotten all my plans perfected. I really didnt need any supplies cuz I have my powers. YAY..The first on my list of pranks was, drench Kagura in water then dry her..OMG this is going to be funny.

"Kaguraaaaaaaaa!I need to talk to YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" I yelled.

"What do you want?" she snapped.

"Ive got a question."

"What is it?" Dude she was annoyed.

"Do you like water?"

"What the-AAAAAAH!" she screamed. I drenched her with water.

"Did I do that?Let me help you get dry." I said as powerful winds came towards her. You should have seen her face. She was PISSED OFF..

"Ughh.."

"hehehe...one down one more to go." I giggled. The next one was very similar to Kagura's but there was a little more. YAY! Time to find Naraku.

"Naraku can I talk to you?" I asked innocently.

"What is it?"

"Kaguras being mean.She pushed me." I said crossing my arms, acting like a little child.

"Ill go talk to her." He walked out of the room. I started to do my evil giggle. Yes, an evil giggle.I followed him.

"Kagura, did you push Hiro?" asked Naraku as I acted all scared.

"NO! Hes been the one causing trouble." she retaleated.

"Hiro.."

"Mommy.." I said scared. Damn he found out but this was all of my plan.

"What did you do?" he asked angrily.

End of Flashback:

Hey Hiro here. Im tired sooooooooooooo im going to bed. Its a cliffhanger..So youll just have to wait. Haha...But yeah and Naraku wants me with him. Byebye.