william: most of the rest of the story will written from Sky's pov.

leon: sadly I was outvoted and wolfy won't let me write clop.

Fenrir: the reason we won't let you is probably because you'd make it more disturbing than sweet apple massacre.

Leon:you're probably right.

disclaimer: we own nothing but the ocs. my little pony:friendship is magic belongs to hasbro, the idea belongs to lauren faust.

Sky's' pov

Today was a pretty shitty day so far. So far i've had to fight a hydra, a couple dozen packs of timberwolves and some weird octopus that somehow got into the forest.

"Hurry up, Sky." My yellow dragon friend was getting very impatient. Then again she's always impatient.

"Considering I have 3 broken ribs I think we're making good progress Talon." I was slowly mending the broken ribs with my magic, which was how I was able to keep walking where most ponies would have been gravely injured. I hoped we were close to the exit. I was getting tired. "Hey Talon, do you think" Before I could finish I was sucked into a pretty deep quicksand pit. I struggled against the sand, but it was no use. "So this is how I go out. I always thought it would be mom's cooking."

Talon tapped my shoulder. "You know you can teleport us out of this, right."

I sighed. "Thanks, Talon. You ruined my one chance to say I regret nothing." I teleported us safely outside the pit of quicksand.

Talon punched me in the face. "You asshole! You made me walk when you could have just teleported us to ponyville."

"That would have defeated the purpose of walking."

"You're an idiot, Sky." She said as she walked to the edge of the trees.

I walked out of the forest, and was tackled by something pink which broke the slowly healing ribs completely. "Nice to see you too, pinkie." I said. She just looked at me, gasped, and ran off. "That's new." I muttered. I looked around and saw Draco, Swirly, Si, Three mares I didn't know, and the princesses. Celestia just walked up to me and gave me a hug which unfortunately crushed some more bones. I passed into unconsciousness.

inside sky's head

"well that could have gone better couldn't it." I said to the other three beings inside my head.

"do you want me to kill them when we wake up?" Light shadow, my evil side said.

Gentle breeze, my good side scolded him. "No shadow. murder is wrong."

"I don't what we we do as long it's violent." My violent side, crimson thunder Told me.

Breeze looked at him. "no violence, thunder."

He sighed. "Fine. It's pretty funny though how you got your ribs crushed by your own mother."

"I didn't think it was funny thunder. I think it hurt. A lot."

Thunder just laughed. "its pain. pain is always funny no matter who it is." Shadow hit him. "Ow!"

"Wasn't that funny, thunder?" I asked.

"Yeah. Ha ha."

Breeze just gave thunder and shadow the evil eye. thunder backed down, but shadow stood his ground. They just stared at each other until Shadow faded into the deepest parts of my subconscious. Thunder followed him. Breeze looked at me. "Time to wake up."

When I woke up I saw that I was in my old room in the palace. Talon was fast asleep next to me. You couldn't wake her if you sent her to the sun and then blew said sun.

My Aunt Luna walked in "How long was I out?" I asked her.

"About 3 hours." Was her reply.

"Anything happen while I was out."

"Some pretty funny stuff happened while you slept." She chuckled.

"Aw, man." I whined. " What happened?"

"Spike tried to ask Talon on a date, and now he has more broken bones than you."

I chuckled, but instantly regretted it. "Ow. What else?"

Luna continued. "Twilight freaked out when"

I interrupted her. "Who's Twilight?"

"The lavender unicorn." She told me.

"Oh. Go on" "She freaked out when Celestia told her that you were her son. Twas truly entertaining. And Swirly was, well Swirly. And thats always funny."

"What did he do?"

"Nothing, He was just around."

I laughed, and again my ribs hurt. Luna turned to leave. "I''m going to get sister and the pink one. They have been worried the most." She closed the door behind her as she left.

I tried to wake up Talon but failed miserably. I was about to slap her awake, but before I could land a hit she grabbed my hoof and threw me across the room and I hit the wall. Luckily, my magic prevented me from hitting the wall. I hate when she goes ninja. She was almost as good as Si. The doors burst open and my mother walked in and gave me another bone-crushing hug, which unfortunately, also knocked me out again.

inside Sky's head

"I have the worst luck, don't I?" I asked the others.

"Yes you do. And. it. is. hilarious." was thunder's response.

Breeze's answer was a simple "yes."

And shadow just ignored me. He probably didn't answer because his luck was even worse than mine was.

Thunder broke the silence by asking if we wanted to play uno. "hell, yeah." was my answer.

5 minutes later

me and thunder shared a look and we both knew what we had to do. "we fucking quit." we said in unison. The reason we quit was that Breeze had pwned us both. We were losing miserably.

"How the hell do you get all four wild cards in the first hand?" Thunder complained.

"Don't worry Thunder, we'll get her in a game of go fish."

2 minutes later

"I don't think it was very smart of you to let me go first. I can read your minds, remember?" Breeze was becoming unbeatable in card games. I was starting to get irritated.

"Let's beat her at the game we're best at, Thunder."

1 hour later

Thunder was crying in a corner huddled in a ball muttering to himself. "impossible. It's just plain impossible."

I was just as shocked as he was. Breeze had done the most impossible thing ever. She had beat both of us in the game of risk. In just one hour. not even Wisehoof could do that. It usually took him an average of four hours. "I give up, Breeze. You win."

"Thank you."

If it was possible, we were even more shocked. She thanked us when she won. If it was anypony else, i'm sure they would have said something like, "Yes! I won! You Lost, bitch. Whatcha gonna do, cry about it? I am the king!"

Breeze and Thunder looked at me seriously. "see ya later, man." Thunder said as I became conscious.

I woke up to the sight of something very pink. I sighed in relief when I noticed it was just Pinkie. She was sleeping contently. I then noticed my aunt Luna looking at me with a mischievous grin.

"I see you found a 'friend.'" she said putting extra emphasis on the word friend.

"Why did you put emphasis on the word friend?" I asked.

She looked at me in disbelief. "Really?"

Pinkie woke up and saw that I was awake and gave me a hug. She noticed where she was and blushed. She gasped and ran off saying something about the best party ever.

"So how long was i out for this time?"

"about 2 weeks."

"I hate time. Trying to understand just gives you a migraine." I said under my breath.

Luna looked puzzled. "What?"

"nothing. Just forget it." I told her. "Can you tell mom not to knock me unconscious again?"

Luna smiled. "Of course. twould be funny though, if you were knocked unconscious a third time by a simple hug." She laughed as she left my room.

"I wonder Talon is?" I pondered out loud. I was attacked by a sharp claw to the face. "Nice to see you too, Talon" I said with a slight annoyance in my voice.

"You asshole, Sky! I had to fend for myself for three weeks! And that green dragon won't leave me alone!" She complained.

I smiled. "Do you like him too?" I asked her.

She clawed me again. "Of course not. I like somepony else."

"Who is this somepony, Talon?" This was starting to get fun.

She crossed her arms and gave me a look that rivaled Breeze's. "That's none of your buisness!" She snapped. "I'm leaving. I hope you get knocked out again." She enveloped herself in yellow flame and teleported somewhere.

Luna walked into my room and slapped me across the face. getting hit in the face was starting to hurt.

"That's from Draco. He says you shouldn't worry us like that." Then she hugged me. "That's from your mother. She would do it herself but she's busy with other matters."

"How ya feelin, Sky?" A familiar voice asked me. Swirly walked in with Si and Draco in tow.

"Not bad, Swirly. And why did you slap me, Draco?"

"I never slapped you. A gentlepony such as myself does not behave in such an uncouth manner."

"Luna said you told her to hit me."

He avoided eye contact with me. "I do not recall such a conversation with the princess, Sky."

"Very crafty Draco, i'm impressed. I didn't think you had it in you."

"I told you, I have no idea what you're talking about."

I hopped out of my bed. "Come on, guys. Let's go see how equestria has changed since we've been gone."

third person pov, unknown location

"master" A dark red unicorn spoke. "Prince Eternal Sky has returned."

"This is no important matter. The prince is weak after a thousand years of being with friends." He said the word friends with disgust.

"What shall we do, master?"

"Send Chrysalis. And tell her she shall finally have her prince."

end of chapter 2

william: gratias ago vos to everypony who read our story.

leon: If we actually work today, chapter 3 should be out late afternoon tomorrow. Doubt it though, we're probably just gonna read fanfiction, or watch anime.

Fenrir: Don't worry people, I'll make sure he works. (evil laugh.)