Chapter 2: Cinema, disco, … gay bar!

-BEEP -BEEP-

''Be right there! Hold your pants!'' Naruto yelled at his cellphone as he tried to look for something on his laptop.

-BEEP-BEEP-

''ARGH! I'm coming…baka cell!'' he cussed.

-FLIP-

''Hello? Oh, hey Hinata-chan!'' he smiled as he greed the girl.

''N-Naruto-kun… I was wondering if you can come with us at the cinema tonight…'' she managed to say.

''AAH! SURE! Is everyone coming?'' he sounded excited.

''U-um..well Shikamaru –kun said he won't come but Ino promised us that she'll convince him to come…''

''GREAT! When do we meet and where?'' the blonde yelled at his phone, happy.

''In the center of Konoha at the Three Fountains of Destiny at 6 pm. And p-please Naruto-kun don't be late'' Hinata said to him knowing that Naruto is so obsessed with ramen that he would even forget his name.

''Okay then! Meet you there!'' and then he closed the phone.

''Hmmm…I should buy her some flowers too… I AM a gentleman after all'' the boy thought.

5:55 pm

''Where's that Naruto?'' Sakura and Ino thought in annoyance.

''He sure is late again.. he won't make it until 6pm… Iknew I shouldn't have bothered coming here from the start'' Shikamaru said.

''What's wrong? Too baka to wait?'' Ino teased him.

''Shut up, you!'' he got annoyed.

''You don't need to loose your patience, lazy'' Sasuke said in his usual cool style and tone.

''Unless there's a cnodo-'' Neji got interrupted.

-PINCH!-

''Ouch!'' he screamed in pain. ''Why did you do that for!'' he prepaired to punch Sasue.

''I told you not to talk about that! And anyway I got over it!'' he blushed and turned around.

''Ah… 10 seconds left'' Shikamaru sighed.

Everyone started counting.

''5..4..3..2..1-''

''HELLOOOO everyone!'' he greeted them in a loud tone. ''Right on time stupid'' Sasuke laughed.

''What! You bastard! How can u call me an idiot since I arrived on time!'' he got hysterical.

''Nevermind…''

Then they all ran to catch the movie they planned to see again.

''Not that movie…'' Sasuke thought sighing.

''I want my mommy'' Kyo cried in his mind.

'''God please just shoot me in the brains and it will be all over!'' Neji thought.

''This will be the most troublesome thing I've ever seen and been to… I wish I was a girl at least it wouldn't be so annoying to see girly stuff…'' Shikamaru complained.

''Yeah! Never saw a BIG ship sink in my life! Oh boy! Oh boy!'' Naruto was soo excited.

At the cinema

''Aw, man! It already started!'' Naruto sid.

''No problem! We can still get in'' Sakura grinned.

As they entered the big and dark room they kept tripping over people so they can reach some free seats.

''Ouch!'' one fat ladie yelled at Naruto because he accidentally kicked her face with his ass. ''Watch it ,boy!'' she threatened.

''Baka Narut-'' Sauke didn't finish his sentence because he tripped and fell on a cute, beautiful an nice girl.. right on her lap leaning over to her face. They were so close to eachother, inches apart from their faces and they both blushed then Sasuke retreated quickly apologizing.

''Ah.. sorry about that…'' Sasuke said, red appearing again on his cheeks while he scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

''It's okay! We usually make silly mistakes'' the girls giggled.

She had red long hair, green eyes, and orange short dress which revealed her long an perfect legs, with brown-colored shoes which kind of matched her skirt. As the raven-haired boy started at her and while she stared back watching him blushing even more, Sakura finally came and grabbed Sasuke's hand.

''Let's go, Romeo! We don't want to miss the movie.'' She said a bit annoyed because of the scene.

''Eh..oh yeah! Right…'' Sasuke laughed and let himself be carried by hand by the pink-haired girl.

At last they got to their seats and watched the movie: Ino was staying close to Shikamaru holding him by the arm and both blushing at the kinky parts, Ten-Ten and Neji watched interested and at ''those'' scenes one of them put his/her hand on the others', Kyo and Kira got over their shyness and were kissing when they lot like it, Naruto was holding Hinata by the back giving her sometimes winks and smiling, while Sakura was watching it and Sasuke kept stealing quick glimpses at the girl he met earlier.

''Hey, stop doing that and pay attention to the movie'' Sakura said to him.

''Why do you care?'' he responded and then turned his head in the red-haired girls' way.

''If you like her why don't you ask her for a date!'' Sakura said in a ironic tone.

''That's what I'm gonna do after his stupid movie ends…''

''It's not stupid!'' she roared.

'Mmmhmmm'' he didn't pay much attention to her.

While the movie was rolling Sakura observed that the others were having so much fun with each other, making great couples and she was the only one alone. Maybe Sasuke wasn't the man for her but inside… deep inside her heart she knew she liked him… even loved him.

After the movie ended the couples retreated to the exit leaving Sasuke and Sakura behind. But as he got a chance, Sasuke quickly rushed to the girl he met before and started talking to her.

''Hey… since that ahem… accident happened today I would like to apologize by inviting you out for lunch for whatever you want''

''Aw.. that's so sweet-''

''Wanker'' Sakura cursed Sasuke.

''- of you to apologize that way! Well I find it nice and polite to accept your invitation.'' The girl answered.

''Is there any chance that Imight find out your name?'' Sasuke laughed blushing again.

''Ah, how could I forget! Silly me!'' she giggled. ''It's Karei.. actually Mikuto Karei'' she smiled.

''Then if you're free at 5 pm tomorrow we can go'' he said.

''Ah no I can't this Wednesday or this week… next Wednesday sounds good?''

''Sure… I'll pick you up if you want''

''If that's what you wish… here: my phone number and address in case something happens'' she joked.

Then Kyo came and grabbed Sasuke's hand.

''Come on, lover-boy. We got a disco to trash''

''Aw, man!'' Sasuke complained.

''Geez what took you so long!'' Ten-Ten said annoyed.

''None of your buisness'' he stuck out his tongue.

''Watch it, Uchiha! These fists are made for killing'' Neji threatened.

''You can't even kill a fly''

''Try me'' Neji smirked.

''Later!''

And all this time Sakura watched the two scenes without saying anything… only feeling the jealousy in her heart rising every second.

''Let's go'' she said in a emotionless tone.

Everyone looked at her in a weird way thinking what's wrong with her. Sakura then looked quickly with th corner of her eye in Sasuke's direction but all she could see was the boy looking behind him to see Karei once more. ''Ah… I think I'm in love!'' Sasuke giggled.

''Stop talking about yourself and let's go'' Kyo got impatient.

Sakura was only staring at the ground while walking, remembering the good times she and Sasuke had together. All those pranks and fights now meant… nothing.

On the way to the disco

As Sakura tried to get across the street she didn't notice a car that was coming her way. She was right in front of it when someone grabbed her hand quickly. Inside her mind she smiled but when she turned to see her savior she didn't see who she expected to see and then she stopped smiling. The one who grabbed her hand was Ten-Ten.

''Thanks…'' Sakura bowed a little.

''Geez can't you watch where you're going! I don't want to get my clothes dirty because of your splatted brain and loose blood'' he gestured.

''Why do you care!'' she screamed and then ran away in the night.

''Aw,man.. I hoped this wouldn't happen anytime soon…'' Ino sighed.

''What's her problem anyway!'' Sasuke said annoyed.

''Everyone showed Sasuke a quick cold look then turned back to their business… I mean walking to the club.. discoteque.

Inside the club

Every pair started dancing except Sasuke who was drinking some whiskey aside watching their moves.

''Hey… I can't believe you're here!'' a voice said surprised.

''Huh..?'' Sasuke turned his head to see Karei.

''You!.. I mean what are you doing here!'' he looked pleased and surprised as well.

''I went home after the movie ended and since there was nothing cool to do there I decided to go and visit this disco.. what a coincidence!'' she said the last word in a loud tone.

He blushed again. ''A good one too..heh… so want a drink? I'm buying tonight''

''Ah uhm…. I'll have some beer!'' she raised her hand like se was victorious about something.

''Then I'll have some too!'' Sasuke rushed.

And then all that night while the others were dancing to death, Sasuke and Karei were getting drunk and at the end they drank a total of 9 beers. They were totally drunk. Sasuke took a chance and invited Karei to his home, a big house, full of modern and expensive stuff… for his parents were both well-known and famous doctors, and thus they had a lot of money but less time for themselves and their second and smallest son.

''If yah leike.. ye can cam at meh house toonaght'' he manages to say.

''I'd beh delighted too'' Karei laughed and hiccupped.

''But first you gotta gave meh a long let…uh..saye… 10 second kissz''

''Oh..su-suure….'' she got closer to him and was almost ''there'' until someone grabbed Sasuke's hair and dragged him by it outside the club.

''Lovetime is over, darling! We got to go in the last place on the list.. and this will wake you up!'' Kyo smirked.

''Fucker..'' Sasuke cursed until he passed out.

A few minutes later…

''grrr….'' Sasuke roared in his sleep.

-POKE-

''Stop poking my ass…'' he tried to slap the one who kept touching him in his beauty sleep.

''He has a fine one.. just look at this piece of hotness'' a man said.

''Eh..what? Where am I? ..OUCH my head!'' he grabbed his head with his palm as he squeezed his eyes in pain.

''Wake up darling… we want to know you're name.. I think I'm in love with you!'' the same man said.

''Me too!'' another man said.

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes and looked up to see a blinding light face his eyes.

''Take that thing away from me!'' he ordered.

''Sure.. . the color of it is silly anyway…'' the first man said again.

''Wake up,dear!'' the second guy spoke.

''I'm up! I' m up!'' he yelled

But just then he saw right in front of him two men dressed like women: lipstick, dresses, fake long eyelashes, make-up, high-hell shoes and long red nails. Sasuke looked as if he was just shot.

''Am I in hell!'' he screamed.

''Not really… well..heh.. it's HOT as in hell but you're cold as ice… let us make you sweat of so much-''

-PUNCH-

''Get away from me, you freaks!'' Sasuke yelled. ''Where are my friends!'' he asked the bartender quickly.

''They're in room 302. This is a gay bar after all and they're straight because they came in with some girls but we gave them an empty room since they paid me for that. And they said you would like it here a lot and actually they all came here only for you to have fun.''

''What!''

''Well … it seems they lied… '' he looked sad. ''Oh well… my ex left me and… uhm just go and find your friends'' he smiled at the end''

-SLAM-

''YOU!'' Sasuke pointed a finger at them.

''Yup us… we're not aliens ya know'' Kyo joked.

''Why the hell did you take me here! I'm not gay!'' Sasuke yelled at the top of his lungs.

-MUSIC SUDDENLY STOPS-

''What!'' all gay men in the bar roared.

Then they took him and his friends and threw then outside the bar. Before Sasuke flew out the door one of the men who were disguised as women said loudly at Sasuke:

''Don't you want my number, honey!''

''NO!'' he managed to say before he landed in the trash bin.

''Thanks a lot, Sasuke! Now we all stink!'' Neji brushed the dirt off his clothes.

''God.. it's 6 34 am… we better head home'' Ino looked at her watch.

''I'm very tired now….'' Shikamaru sighed.

'' Then we're going to split and go home'' Kyo said and took Kira by hand to EAST.

''Bye!'' the ShikaIno couple waved at the others.

''See ya some other time!'' Ten-Ten said to the others then Neji put his hand behind her neck and they walked together home.

''Looks like you're going alone today, Sasuke-baka'' Naruto laughed.

''Good day, Sasuke-san…'' Hinata said before she walked with Naruto to NORTH.

''Great… oh well I guess I better head home and get some sleep… this night was too much for me…'' he scratched his hair and then headed WEST.

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Yup this chappie was longer than the other.. coz this one took me like 4 pages and a bit to write it .

Eh well hope you liked this one R&R bitchez ore you won't get to see the next chapter!  Muahahaha