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Tell her Ron Proposed to Lavender
Hermione was sitting in our common eagerly doing her homework although I can't see why anyone would be eager to do it. I quietly walked up to her while devising one of my daily tortures.
" Hey um Hermione I have got some bad news for you."
"I don't believe you!" Hmmmmm. She obviously remembered yesterday
"I am serious! I mean I walked into Madam Puddifoots to meet someone and I saw everyone clustered on the middle of the place so I pushed in to see what was going on and I saw Ron on one knee with Lavender! He was proposing to her he said"-
"HE WAS DOING WHAT!" She screeched like a banshee. I sure the muggles in London would've heard her.
"He was proposing to Lavender! This exactly what he said: Lavender… I love you I want to ask for you hand in marriage! I never liked that bugs bunny Hermione! I have always loved you please say yes!" I finished in a disgusted voice
"It makes me wanna gag." I said
"NOOOOO! THAT IDIOT THAT NO GOOD ROTTEN CHEATER THAT BASTARD THAT PIECE OF CRAP! I HATE HIM ALTHOUGH I LOVE HIM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"God Hermione shut the hall up!" I yelled over her
"I"-
Like perfect timing Ron walked in.
"Hey love" he said putting his arms around Hermione.
"YOU IDIOT YOU GO AND PROPOSE TO THAT BITCH LAVENDER AND THEN WALTZ IN HERE AND HUG ME LIKE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED BUT YOU MUST HAVE ANOTHER THINK COMING!" She then kicked right in the balls
"OOOOH!" He doubled over and stayed like that for a minute then yelled
"I NEVER PROPOSED TO THAT GIRL! I WAS COMING TO PROPOSE TO YOU BUT MABYE I WON'T YOU LITTLE BUSHY HAIRED MONSTER!"
With that he walked away to the boys dorm. Hermione dropped like a hot potato when she realized he was coming to propose to her.
" STOP RON STOP! COME BACK! PLEASE! I AM SO SORRY!" She shouted running to his dorm
"BAHAHAHAHA!"
1 HOUR LATER
Hermione now came back fresh with a sparkling smile on her face and a sparkling diamond ring to go with it.
"Now I got him I'm going to get you Kelly!" she sneered
I stared running like hell into my dorm and tried to close the door but Hermione's foot was there.
"OWEEEEEE!" She screamed while pushing herself in and for once I pulled out my wand before her and shouted:
"LEVICORPUS!" She then got hitched up by her ankle into the air.
"BAHAHAHAHAH!" I laughed as I ran away with her screaming:
"KKKKEEEELLLLLYYYYYY!"
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