Hey! Sorry I didn't update sooner. Homework--

Disclaimer: Now, I don't own Naruto. Sadly enough… If I did, I would have made a lot of changes.

I would've put in-

1) Much, MUCH more SasuNaru.

2) A lot more of Tsunade fighting!! She's so cool when she fights in the animeXD

3) Kakashi and Iruka togheter. (Cute:)

4) And Lee and Sakura together. (Poor Sakura. I'm beginning to like her. She has to find happiness too, but Sasuke is out of question! Lee is nice, so she can have him:) If you can't come up with anyone else I could pair him up with…)

But I don't own them…Sigh… I own this story though.

And I hope you all enjoy it:)

Warnings:

M/M, Sex, Underage (in a dream), Disturbing ness.


Dream-Sequence

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What a shitty night.

No, scratch that, what a fucked-up night. Sasuke growled softly while tending to an unconscious blond headed moron. Blood were all over the floor, and it would have been much scarier sight if Sasuke didn't knew where it came from. "Naruto, you moron."

Too deeply involved in his dreams, Naruto could not hear his lover's insult. If he did, he would surly have puffed up his cheeks and blush prettily before attacking his raven with verbal abuse.

Most of the times it wasn't even verbal.

And afterwards, the raven would throw him down on anything available nearby and fuck him senseless, as compensation for his insensitivity. Naruto would always forgive him after a hot snuggle season.

But Naruto didn't hear him. He moaned softly and curled himself into a ball.

-----Dream Sequence (warning: May contain disturbing ness)-----

"Ramen!! Lovely, lovely R.A.M.E.N!!!!" Naruto was in heaven. Big bowels filled with delicious ramen were raining down from the sky, with all his favourite fixings.

Ramen with pork,

Ramen with beef

Ramen with vegetables

Ramen with eel

Naruto couldn't believe how happy he was. "Ramen, ramen, lovely, lovely RAMEN!!" He started to dance in a white and blue girl uniform (hey, it's a dream), which in real life had been used in a role-play Sasuke had developed.

He named it "Naughty Schoolgirl on teacher's desk."

But here, in this magnificent dream, sex didn't exist anymore. Only ramen.

Naruto sighed happily. He never wanted to wake up again, just to stay here and eat ramen. If just the evil author would let him…

-----Dream sequence over, for now-----

Sasuke watched the blond, who looked so content and relaxed. A small smile was plastered on his angelic face. Poor dobe.

He wasn't aware of the dangerous situation he was in.

Sasuke was very, very, very horny, and angry to boot. And usually, angry and horny is one bad combination.

Why did the dobe faint like that? Of course Sasuke knew why, but he was still pissed. He never fainted from seeing Naruto naked, even though it was a very erotic sight and he usually suffered from blood lost afterwards….But he never fainted.

Sasuke sighed, and continued to wipe off bloodstains on Narutos face. He even had to take of the dobes clothes, which was even more messed up then the owner.

Yup, the blonde was naked and unconscious in the hands of Sasuke Uchiha, one of top ten perverts in Konoha.

He ogled the blonde hungrily with dirty thoughts in his mind, when he suddenly came up with (in his opinion) a splendid idea. Should he….?

Sasuke cursed himself. "He's unconscious, you moron. You can't take advantage of him when he's down." He thought, berating himself. He would never do anything to hurt his lover.

But this would not hurt the blonde though… After all, it was almost like the time when Naruto had woken him up with morning-oral sex. That was pleasurable, and it hadn't bothered him. Just thinking about the small mouth around his cock only helped to justify his actions he was about to carry through.

And sadly enough, Sasuke's mind was weak against perverted ideas.

-----Back to the Dream Sequence-----

Naruto was still dancing and singing, when he suddenly heard a whisper behind him. He turned around, only to look down on a small boy.

The boy was young; Naruto guessed he was around twelve. He had silky white skin and black hair. Naruto thought he looked familiar. (stupid Naruto…)

"Hey, is something wrong?" he asked. The kid was looking strangely at him, before laughing childishly. Why did he do that?

Suddenly Naruto found himself lying on a bed, with the small boy on top of him, naked. He stared big eyed at the brat " What the hell do you think you're doing? Get the hell off of me!" He struggled to sit up, only to realise that his hands was shackled to the bed. The kid was smirking. "Time to play, dobe." He said, in a voice much more mature than a normal twelve year old.

Naruto gasped. "Sasuke!!? What the hell have happened to you! Did Orochimaru do this?" The raven didn't answer. He took the blondes cock in his small hands, and started to gently caress the body part. Against Naruto's wishes, he reacted to the touches. He moaned when the boy licked the head of his cock, teasing the slit before swallowing it whole. Naruto suddenly regained his conscious.

This was wrong! Sasuke was just a little boy.

"Hey, get off of me, teme! I don't have lolita complex!!" He screamed, trashing and fighting when the small raven placed himself on his manhood.

Oh god, he wouldn't…

Oh yes, he would.

Sasuke pushed himself onto Naruto's cock, whimpering and panting harshly, taking it in, inch by inch. The small hole was stretching painfully and blood were seeping down his thighs. Naruto screamed. This was wrong. It was a kid. A kid was sitting down on his penis.

"Stop!"

-----Dream-sequence over, hopefully for good-----

Sasuke was only wearing a black bathrobe made of silk, a birthday present from Naruto. He smiled, which was a rare treat and the only person who ever saw it regularly was his blonde idiot. The smile changed into a naughty grin.

Sasuke carefully laid Naruto down on the bed, and settled himself on top. He hadn't bothered to take on any pants since he figured the blonde would wake up soon after.

Which he didn't…

Sasuke swallowed harshly. He had never done anything like this, and Naruto was always screaming bloody murder when they did it, no matter how gently he took him. Apparently, it would hurt pretty much, especially the first time. He sighed; there was no turning back.

He carefully sat down on the blonde's waist, and took the cock in his skilfully hands. The blonde whimpered slightly by the touch, but Sasuke didn't hear it. He was to busy guiding the cock to his anal entrance. He sneered. The stupid dobe managed to spoil the last ounce of lube on the carpet when he fainted. If it hurts even with lube, how would it feel without?

He carefully put one inch of the cock inside his hole, and it was in that perfect moment the blonde choose to wake up. He screamed, the dream still fresh on his mind, before sitting up quickly.

The poor raven ended up with taking the whole penis in matter of two seconds.

Ouch….


Poor Sasuke, but he had it coming. And I have to say he deserved it…

And Lolita complex is another word for being pedophile, which is terribly wrong. I didn't make the scene to be hot. It was just a little something to show you Naruto's fear for the whole idea. Read between the lines.

Forgive me…

And to bribe you into forgiving me, here's a small peek at the next chapter. Enjoy:)

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"What the hell did you think you were doing?" Naruto screamed, trying to get his cock out of Sasuke.

"Naruto, don't…" The poor raven whined when Naruto tried to push himself out. Damn, this hurt much more than he had thought.

"Damn it, dobe. It hurts!!" He screamed, not caring about his Uchiha pride. The blonde stared at him furiously. "This is all your fault, you fucker!! It's stuck!!"

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And another thing: English is not my mother tongue (no, really?) If you notice grammar mistakes, please tell me.

And please review. It's not difficult. I will continue after I get 10 more reviews. (hehe) Until next time:)

Devil's Backbone