"Hey, where's Zelda?" Link asked. "I'm pretty sure we were going to an arcade today."

"I'm not sure. Didn't see the female Wii Fit Trainer at all either," Cloud replied. "In fact, I don't think I've seen any of the girls today."

"Seriously? I thought Jay (the name that all the dudes decided to name the male Wii Fit Trainer) wouldn't start a workout class without her!" Link said, a little surprised.

Then...

"LADY PALUTENA! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Pit exclaimed. He was really worried. Crying and screaming and everything. Link and Cloud weren't sure if the worry stemmed from Palutena possibly abandoning him or that Bayonetta was possibly going to creep up on him and Palutena wasn't there to protect him. Even though he fought for her.

The whole mansion must've heard his screams, because Dark Pit marched up to him, still in his pajamas with bags under his eyes, and told him to shut the fuck up.

"Where's Kirby?" Meta Knight asked. The little pink puffball wasn't anywhere to be found. Even Jigglypuff wasn't anywhere to be seen, although no one was really sure what gender Jigglypuff was. Red never really bothered to check.

Almost everyone in the mansion (except for a select few who didn't give a crap, like Wario, who was busy farting his ass off) was looking for a lady in the mansion, but none of the women were to be seen. Even Corrin and Robin weren't here.

Then...

Everyone went to the meeting hall, where Master Hand and Crazy Hand gave their welcome speech. Actually, R.O.B gave the speech, because the hands were speaking in sign language. He translated. And you know, hands don't have voices.

There was murmuring all around the hall, until a phone rang.

"LADY PALUTENA! I'M SO HAPPY YOU CALLED! Where are you?" Pit yelled.

Unfortunately, Palutena's side only had really loud warbles from her side. It sounded like she was at a concert. It sounded like she said something like "WHAAAAT?" but the warbling made what she said unclear.

The call ended abruptly, and instead Pit's phone chirped with a text message. It said, "Can you send Marth to the front of the mansion? I'll have some centurions pick him up."

"What does she need me for?" Marth asked.

Meanwhile...

Speakers were blaring loud music and mostly everyone was rocking to the music. The women were at the Rockers' concert, dancing and headbanging to the new song they released.

Kirby was floating in the air, getting a good view of them. There were a few girls scattered around, admiring his cuteness. He seemed to like it a lot.

"Are you sure we should Marth in on this?" Rosalina asked. The Luma near her showed an expression of worry.

"Relax, it'll be fine," Palutena reassured her. "Doesn't matter. Oh, and I'll ask them for some of his cookies."

She texted the request and a reply came. It said, "Ok Lady Palutena! But where are all the girls?"

"Oh, they're catching on to us... Should we tell them?" Rosalina asked.

"I guess," she replied. "We didn't have really have a reason to hide this anyway."

So, Palutena typed it in. She said, "We're at the Rockers concert. (A/N: The Rockers are characters in the game Rhythm Heaven.) Peach won a ton of tickets and invited us girls to the concert. She's a really big fan of them. It's almost ending, so we're going to be leaving soon."

And so the concert ended, and the Smash group filed out of the building. Peach got to meet the Rockers backstage and took a picture with them and Zelda. They wrote "Rock On!" along with their signatures on the picture.

The group met with the Marth-escort centurions and of course Marth himself and proceeded to the next location. He was holding a big box of chocolate-chip cookies.

"So, what do you need me for?" Marth asked, a tad irritated, due to the fact that Kirby was near him trying to get the cookies.

"You'll see, prince," Bayonetta said, with a smirk on her face. Then again, she always did. Pretty cool for one who's lost their memories.

All the girls giggled quietly, but was audible enough to make Marth get worried about what they were going to do with them.

"Can I make a phone call?" he asked.

"Sure, why not?" Zelda said.

Ok then, that's it for now! Stay tuned for the next part: A Ladies' Gathering (Part 2)!