The Trickster's Trick
AN: Before I go on, this story is TOTALLY different from the title. XD I just ran out of ideas for it. One more thing: THIS IS JUST A RANDOM CRACK STORY! XDDD
Sanada sighed for the seventh time. Today was just not his day. He was CONSTANTLY bugged by a spiky haired Trickster. Where ever he go there was always a "Sanada-kun" this or a "Sanada-kun" that. The whole thing was just an annoying way to get to his nerves.
"Sanada-kun!" Came that sing song voice Sanada came to dread.
Yet again, he sighed. "Yes, what is it Niou?" Sanada asked.
"Ne, ne, you must be tired, why don't we get you something to eat?"
"Tired from you." Sanada grumbled. He dare not to say this out loud because if Yukimura found out, terrible things will happen to our dear Rikkaidai fukubuchou.
"Excuse me?"
"Nothing, Niou."
"Masako-chan."
Sanada twitched. It took all his will power to NOT punch Niou in the face and/or try to kill Niou with his new tennis racket. How do you kill people with tennis rackets? We will never know. He took a deep breath and mumbled, "Loyalty to Yukimura, Genichirou... You're strong enough to this..."
"Masako."
Niou looked at him expectedly. "And?"
"Chan. Masako-chan." Sanada muttered.
Niou smiled and handed him a bottle of water. "For practice." He said.
"Thank you, Masako-chan." Sanada said robotically and took the bottle.
"You're welcome, Sanada-kun." Niou skipped, yes SKIPPED, happily away. By the by, have we mentioned that he was also wearing a girls' uniform? Well, the teachers and students didn't care, so Niou wore it without being questioned.
Kirihara, Marui, Yanagi, and Yagyuu came walking by and stood next to Sanada. Yagyuu was the first to speak, "Why does Niou-kun only gives things to Sanada-kun?" He said.
"Yagyuu-senpai, are you perhaps jealous?" Kirihara asked while raising an eyebrow.
Yagyuu didn't answer.
Yanagi gave Sanada a pat on the back. "Good job, Genichirou, as Yukimura would have said." (I'm not sure if Yanagi calls him Genichirou, but he'll be calling him that in this story.)
"Why can't Niou bother someone else..." Sanada mumbled.
Marui popped a bubble. "Face it, Sanada-san, you're just too nice. Any girl would walk all over you like a carpet."
Kirihara shook his head. "No, no. That would be more like Yagyuu-senpai. He's supposed to be the gentleman!"
Marui nodded. "I see... You know Akaya, you have learned many genius ways from me." He gave Akaya a pat on the head. "I'm so proud of you."
"...Marui-senpai... I never learn anything from you."
"...oh."
"I need aspirin..." Sanada muttered and walked away.
"I'll go with you, Genichirou." Yanagi said and followed along.
Only Yagyuu, Marui, and Kirihara were left.
"Five bucks says that Sanada-san will crack." Akaya said.
"DEAL!" Marui slapped five dollars in Kirihara's hands. "How about you, Yagyuu?"
Yagyuu pushed his glasses up. "I would say that Niou-kun would get so upset that Sanada-kun was mean to him that it would snap him back to reality and come running back to me..." The last, "to me." part sounded a bit evil, but that's Yagyuu for ya. He spends too much time with Rikkaidai that he probably is evil too.
"Wow, a bit extreme, Yagyuu." Marui said.
Kirihara shrugged. "Hey, it's still a bet. No matter how extreme it is."
Yagyuu handed Akaya twenty dollars. "I bet twenty." He said casually.
Marui gasped. "That is extreme, Yagyuu."
"I'm sure what I say will happen, Marui-kun."
Marui shrugged. "Your lost if you lose."
"Then you would owe us twenty dollars each, meaning you would lose forty dollars, Yagyuu-senpai!"
"I won't lose. Believe me."
"Sanada-kun!"
"..."
"Sanada-kun!"
"..."
"SANADA-KUN!!" Niou screamed in Sanada's ear.
"..." Sanada glared at Niou. A very evil Sanada glare. A type of glare that says, "Do you want to die?"
"You wouldn't listen to me..." Niou said.
"That doesn't mean you can make me go deaf, Niou." Sanada stated.
"Masako-chan."
"..." Sanada REALLY wanted to slap Niou.
Suddenly Sanada's phone rang. He answered.
"Hello?"
"Oi, Genichirou. Ore-sama would be pleased if you came over to his house for dinner tonight. Ore-sama is expecting a gift as well. See you." Dial tone.
"..."
"If you would like to make a call please dial the number."
Sanada grumbled a, "Screw technology." and put his phone away.
"Who was that?" Niou asked.
"Someone."
"Who?"
"A human person."
"Who is?"
"A person."
"Sanada-kun, please tell me."
Sanada sighed. "I told you; it was a human person that LIVES."
"..." Niou gave Sanada a "WTF" look. "I know that person is living. How else could they have called you?"
"..." Sanada looked back at his work.
"Sanada-kun!!" Niou pouted. "You're mean!"
The bushes behind them rattled.
"Marui-senpai! Yagyuu-senpai might just win the bet!" One cried.
The other slapped him. "I told you! Don't use our real names!"
"What would I call you?" The first one asked while rubbing his cheek.
"Anything! Now be quiet! I'm trying to see!" The second one said as he peered through the branches of the bush.
"Fine! Bunny-chan-senpai, what if Yagyuu-senpai really wins?"
Yet again, the second guy slapped the first guy, this time on the other cheek. "Who're you calling Bunny-chan!?"
"You said that I can call you anything."
"Fine! Brat."
"As I said so before, what would we do if Yagyuu-senpai wins?"
The second guy, Bunny-chan, thought for a while. "...Who cares! We just threw in five dollars!"
"I need that five dollars! What if my grades can't make it to college? What if I needed five dollars but I didn't have one because I bet it off?!"
Bunny-chan shrugged. "Your fault. Not mine."
The "Brat' shook Bunny-chan. "I NEED THAT FIVE DOLLARS!!!" He shouted.
Niou looked at the bushes. "What was that, Sanada-kun?"
"...Stuff."
"...You're boring, you know that, Sanada-kun? You have no romance abilities either." Niou said dully.
"..." Sanada continued to ignore Niou.
"You're so mean to me..."
Sanada arrived at the restaurant in one piece. He took a deep breath. It sure took a long time to get Niou off his tracks. Now all he has to do is to meet Atobe at the restaurant! Even though Atobe called that he has to go to his house... well, Atobe called again later saying that he wants to go to a 5-star restaurant.
When he entered, he looked around trying to find the narcissist bastard. Yes, he considers Atobe as a narcissist bastard. It didn't take long to find the other boy. He made his way to Atobe.
"Sorry I was late," Sanada said. "I was being tracked down."
"Oh?" Atobe asked as he raised an eyebrow. "Ore-sama finds it odd that someone would track you down, Genichirou."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Let's order our food, shall we? Unless you tell Ore-sama that you ate with your stalker, Genichirou." Atobe picked up the menu.
"Well, well, what do I see here? Someone else with Sanada-kun?" Said a very FAMILIAR voice.
Sanada closed his eyes. Maybe if he closed his eyes he can trick himself into thinking HE isn't here.
Atobe raised an eyebrow. "Oh, who might you be? You have something against Ore-sama? Ah?"
Sanada really wished HE was gone. Maybe he was dreaming...
"Sanada-kun! How dare you go out with something when you're in love with me?"
Since when was he in love with this guy?!?! Sanada was really hoping this was just a bad nightmare. PLEASE BE A NIGHTMARE.
Atobe faced Sanada. "Genichirou, you dare cheat on Ore-sama? After going out with him for 3 months?"
HE gasped. "Three months? He even calls you by your first name! Tell me Sanada-kun, how long have you keep THIS GUY hidden from me?"
"What is he? My mom?!" Thought Sanada.
"Ore-sama demands to know what is going on here, Genichirou." Atobe ordered. "Or Ore-sama will leave now."
Sanada took out a pen and scribbled quickly on his napkin. "Don't read this out loud." He whispered.
Help! Niou got hit on the head! He thinks I have some sort of relationship with him!!!
Atobe raised an eyebrow. "Genichirou... what is this?"
Sanada sighed. "It's true."
"What is?!" Niou cried. "I want to know!"
"That... uh... I like pie?" Sanada made up.
Atobe shook his head and sighed.
"Just who is he?!" Niou shouted.
Yanagi popped out of nowhere. "Uh, Masako-chan, you have a phone call from home. They want you to go home now." He lied.
"Really?" Niou ran off.
"Thanks, Renji."
"No problem. I'm just trying to get Yagyuu to win. He said he'll give me twenty of the forty dollars he would win." Then Yanagi suddenly said in a sadistic voice, "If you don't win... I'll make sure Niou will bother you till you die, Genichirou. Believe me... I know a guy."
"...You may leave now, Renji." Sanada said.
"Kuku... I know all..." Yanagi mumbled as he slowly made his dramatic entrance out.
"Gen, you have a weird team." Atobe commented.
Sanada could only sigh much like what he's been doing the whole day.
TBC...
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