How Satoshi First Met Kasumi
Legend has it that a team of extraordinary adventurers possessing powers far beyond understanding or imagination will soon arise and save the world from an evil force...
After the day of celebrating Satoshi's 17th birthday, the day of another adventure began. Before leaving, Delia Ketchumeréz, the beloved mother of Satoshi (Ash), Daisuke (Dash), & Mina, came running to the adventurers to hand Mina her backpack. Ash quietly said, "I fear to ask what's in Mina's backpack." Delia listed down what she packed for her daughter, "Let's see, Mina... I've packed you your extra clothes for all 4 seasons and many occasions and known weathers, some of your favorite snacks, a water-skin bottle filled with nice clean cool water, a month's worth of your allowance, a clothesline to hang your laundry, a tent for someone of your size––"Mina, frightened by her mother's out-loud listings, quickly grabbed her backpack from her and said "Mom! I'm with Satoshi and Daisuke and their friends, they can give me plenty of protection." As the gang left off into the sunset, Delia also said to Daisuke, "Dash, don't forget to change your underwear, every single day!" At that, Dash fell to the ground (anime style)! Satoshi mentally thought to himself, "And I thought I had it bad."
An hour later, while leaving Pallet Village and entering the Viridian City Interregional Ferry Pier... a very gross sound was heard when the adventurers left the City... it was Dash vomiting overboard! Satoshi looked at the sick look on his younger brother's face; his skin was green, his eyes are half-shut, his canine ears are drooping in misery, and his mouth was foaming with stomach acid. Ash asked his brother, "Seasickness?" Dash replied, "I'm a half fox demon, part fire elemental creature, fire and water don't mix." "If you like Kasumi so much, you better learn to try to mix fire with water." "But Ash, what does that got to do with anything?" "Because Dash, you should know my friends better then you do now." Dash felt it coming again, so he dumped his head over the side and vomited!
Mina asked her eldest brother and the half-elf sorceress Kasumi Waterflower, "How did the two of you meet?" Satoshi started, "It was about 7 years ago––"
Flashback; 7 years ago â¢â¢â¢â¢
On the road from Pallet Village to Viridian City, a young and immature 10-year-old Satoshi was trying to get respect out of his Pikachu and into its Poké-Scroll (a D&D version of the Poké Ball, looks like a modern Poké Ball, but when it opens, it reveals a miniature magic scroll (if blank, it doesn't belong to anybody and it has no captured Pokémon, and if it has writing on it, it belongs to somebody and has a captured Pokémon)). But he tried to just use his half-demon skills for the first time to capture Pokémon; he ended up with getting hundreds of Spearow (a small hawk-like bird Pokémon) chasing him and Pikachu!
The chase got the bastard birds pecking his Pikachu to death! Ash fought hard to get to his Pokémon for the last second! As he got his Pokémon in his arms... it was hurt and bleeding horribly, Ash ran for his life and his Pokémon's safety! He knew he learned some healing technique as a paladin in training; but thanks to his pride, he forgot how to do it! Upon running, he fell down a waterfall! Losing hope for his Pokémon's health, Satoshi thought he could end it all by drowning beside Pikachu... but then he remembered that he'd be less of a paladin and more of one who gave up if he did gave up! He fought the underwater tides to get to the surface! But then, he felt something tug on his silk armor collar!
On the shore... a 12-year-old half-elf girl in yellow & blue was fishing, her hook caught something! She shouted "A bite!" She yanked hard and fished out a wounded Satoshi & bleeding Pikachu! As Satoshi slammed butt-first onto the ground, he gasped for air! She complained, "I thought I caught a fish, but it's just a beast- kid––"Then she noticed Pikachu and went into sympathy for it, "And a Pokémon! I'm Kasumi Waterflower. Are you okay?" Satoshi spat water out of his mouth, opened his eyes to Kasumi, and arrogantly said, "I'm fine." Kasumi scowled, "Not you!" and slapped him across the face! Satoshi got up from the shattered ground and at Kasumi he yelled, "What in all the Hells did you do that for?" Kasumi yelled at him some more, "Look what you've done to your Pokémon!" Remembering it was his fault that Pikachu got hurt badly; he closed his eyes and remembered the healing technique! "Lay on Hands!" He placed a pair of glowing hands on his Pikachu and the wounds are gone! Pikachu got up, looked at Satoshi in surprise, and said "Pika Pikachu Chu Pika Pikachu."
Kasumi was more surprised than before, "You're a paladin?" Satoshi replied, "In-training! And before you call me a beast-man child again, I'm not a beast-boy, I'm a half-demon!" Kasumi closed her eyes and confidently sighed, "It's a lost cause. A subject who has demon blood in his veins will never make a paladin." Ash growled, and then darkness came across the land, then he angrily talked back at Kasumi, "What kind of advice is that coming from someone so not cute?" Kasumi growled and glared back at him, "What did you say?" Satoshi continued to egg her on, "You are not cute, not pretty, built like a scarecrow, violent as a dragon, and mean as a real demon!" That was the last straw, Kasumi went into action against him and screamed, "Why you––!"
Sounds of flapping were heard, and Satoshi instantly remembered the flapping! "Spearow––" "I'll counter that Pokémon counter with my Starmie!" "No, the ones chasing me and Pikachu!" Satoshi admitted, feeling the multitude of pecks! Kasumi felt them pecking at her too, "Ow! What's going on? My low-light vision is too low to see a thing in this darkness!" Satoshi answered, "I instinctively summoned this by mistake!" "You like apples, kid?" asked Kasumi. Satoshi answered, "Yes, but what's that supposed to mean?" Kasumi answered and retorted, "I'm brining up a rainstorm. Rainstorm! Now how do you like them apples?"
Raindrops began falling from Kasumi's spell! Satoshi shouted, "You dummy! Spearow don't give up that easily!" Pikachu's sparks began flashing! "Oh no!" exclaimed Ash, "this is gonna hurt!" Through the darkness, Pikachu looked into Ash's eyes, they both knew the risk as lightning came crashing down onto Pikachu... Satoshi grabbed onto Kasumi real tightly! "Ow!" Kasumi screamed in pain, "Hey! Why are you grabbing me? You little pervert!" Satoshi shouted at her, "Just shut up and put up a shield or something!" Time seemed to stand still as Pikachu released a powerful Thunder Shock attack, powerful enough to create a massive explosion!
A blazing ball of light shone through the darkness... Ash slowly looked up. Pikachu was standing right beside him, looking unharmed. Satoshi asked Pikachu "Are you hurt anywhere?" Pikachu shook his little head and pointed at Ash's canine ears, a little blood had spilled out of them from last night. Ash checked his wounds; unbelievably they weren't there at all, at least not anymore. "I'm glad to have a special body." Then he looked at Pikachu with caring eyes, "Do you trust me now?" Pikachu nodded, "Pikachu." Satoshi remembered Kasumi and looked for her, she was right beside him the entire night! Ash did the natural paladin spell on Kasumi's back, "Lay on hands." She opened her eyes and Satoshi's. Her eyes widened as she noticed that he has his hands on her shoulders! BAM! Satoshi said, "And she punches like a Hitmonchan."
Then his ears picked up larger yet softer flapping, he looked up to see–– "Ho-Oh?" Misty & Pikachu looked up and found the rainbow phoenix! Kasumi was totally confused as she asked herself, "What's it doing here?" Satoshi smiled as he saw the phoenix leave sparkling trail behind while flying over the rainbow. He jumped really high and caught some of that sparkle! "Sacred Ash of Ho-Oh, I used to play in ordinary ash as a kid, but now with this, we get closer to becoming a master paladin. Let's go, Pikachu." Pikachu followed its master.
Later that afternoon, after trying to convince some people that he's not young beast-man Pokémon trainer and that he is a half-demon paladin/Pokémon trainer, Ash discovered that he came after Garrett Oakhurst! He decided to spend the night at a Pokémon Rest Stop (Pokémon Center in Poké-D&D), to check if Pikachu is all-okay. What a rotten two days! Satoshi thought. It took me so long to get Pikachu to respect me, Garrett beat me here, people think I'm a beast-man, and that Kasumi hates my guts. What else could go wrong? He dozed off until... a familiar female voice shook the room; "There you are!" Satoshi woke up with panic! Kasumi stood there before Satoshi, "Cone of Cold!" A cone-sized spray of blue energy shot from her hand, locking some of his body in ice! Kasumi shouted, "That's for taking advantage of me, and at such a young age, you animal!" Satoshi brushed off the ice as if it was nothing and yelled back, "I never did such a thing! And what do you mean by taking advantage of you?" Kasumi shouted, "You––"Realizing what he asked, "You mean you know you're too young to get a girl?" Satoshi spat back, "I never had a girlfriend in my life, ever! Look at me, I'm a half-demon, I decided to be a paladin to try to make things right! The only things I did that involved touching you was protect you from the lightning shock and heal you!"
Satoshi's ears perked up again, "What's that?" Kasumi heard what he heard as well, "It sounds like... glass shattering!" They swiftly spun and found two Poké-Scrolls that opened to reveal scrolls with magenta ink writing and markings, out from these markings shot purple rays and from these rays formed two Pokémon; a purple rattlesnake (Ekans) & a orb of toxins with a face and whit skull-and-crossbones (Koffing).
Koffing released a lot of smoke to cover their vision! Satoshi retorted, "That stupid smokescreen is no match for me! Claws of Wind!" Satoshi created a wave motion from a single clawing attempt, cutting through the smoke and dragging it away! There stood a teenage boy and a teenage girl. The girl has blue eyes and long red hair & the boy has green eyes and short but wavy blue hair. Both are dressed in white linen! The pair cackled and recited some motto––
"Prepare for trouble!"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Team Rouge, stealing at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Myoga the Meowth-Man, that's right!"
"Wobbuffet!"
Ash asked, " Where's the rhythm? And what are you talking about?" Jessie said, "You just don't get it do you, young beast-man?" That infuriated Ash even more! James demanded, "We're here for your valuables, and if necessary, and your Pokémon as well!" Kasumi whispered to Satoshi, "I'll take care of them, go run." Exploding with rage, Satoshi shouted with all his might; "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? I AM NOT A YOUNG BEAST-MAN! I AM A HALF-DEMON!" Jessie calmly said, "If you are a half-demon, then–– Aku Ryu Tai San ("Evil spirit, be gone")!" Jessie threw a scroll into Ash's face and then–– Satoshi felt helpless, "I can't move!" Kasumi sarcastically asked, "Why?" Satoshi answered, trying to struggle himself free, "I don't know. I thought they're rogues; rogues are not supposed to cast spells." James answered, "That's because we're skilled in many arts." Then Myoga said, "As long as that scroll holds, you cannot move."
Satoshi felt totally helpless, "Kasumi, you have to move my body for me! If I fall, I cannot get up!" Kasumi sarcastically said, "Do it yourself. Wall of Force!" An invisible wall of energy formed before her as she held her hand out at them! Jessie said, "Cast all the spells you know, little pest." James said, "You can't keep us out forever." Team Rogue began attacking her Wall; Kasumi couldn't hold it up any longer! Ash hoped he could help her, but he can't while his demon power has been sealed off and he can't move an inch. Suddenly, he felt an electric shock! "Pikachu?" Pikachu has come out and is at full health! "Help me get this darn scroll off my face, please!" Pikachu, noticing the chaos, did as he was told!
Satoshi reared up to attack again, "Get down, Kasumi! Steel Claws!" Satoshi flew through the Wall, breaking it down (as if it was a thin sheet of ice) and knocking Team Rogue flying like pins hit by a bowling ball! Jessie was impressed, "What's this? A beginner Pokémon trainer/half-demon paladin in training boy who is strong enough to knock down us?" James put his index fingers to his chin in suggestion, "Perhaps the demon boy thinks he's weaker than he doesn't know how strong he actually is, as well as he is unusually stronger than normal half-demons." Myoga stepped on both of his partners' heads in disgust, "Do I have to do everything? This fight will be between cats & dogs! Besides the mouse is cat food! You're mine, Pikachu!"
Satoshi's eyes glowed green with power, as did Pikachu's! Myoga Meowth stopped in his tracks, "What's going on?" Pikachu got enveloped in a ball of green light and became a gigantic wolf-like version of himself! Myoga panicked, "What's going on here?" Kasumi answered with surprise, "Fusenergy. Satoshi must have so much Trainer/Pokémon Bondage Fusion Energy and the skill to use it to apply it to his Pokémon!" Jessie asked in horror, "Fusenergy?" James followed Jessie's actions, "At a young age?" Satoshi talked back, "Never underestimate, Satoshi Ketchumeréz!"
Satoshi's name rocked the place with surprise! Kasumi exclaimed, "Good Demon Lord Garyu Ketchumeréz's firstborn son?" Satoshi commanded the transformed Pikachu, "Thunder Shock!" Incredibly, the Thunder Shock attack was more powerful than anyone has ever expected! It caused a huge explosion, sending debris flying everywhere! Kasumi was able to put up a protective barrier to protect the Pokémon Rest Stop in time. Kasumi saw the action and said, "What a lot of fireworks."
In the sky, on a most likely stolen magic flying carpet (designed like a Meowth)... the battered, bruised, and charred set of rogues are resting on top of it while complaining. Jessie scowled at Myoga, "Great! A part-cat losing to one who was once a mouse!" Myoga defended, "Satoshi is no ordinary wolf demon-hybrid and his Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu!" James added in, "The electric mammal is certainly rare! And the boy is certainly powerful, enough to be about 8 times the amount of Badges he deserves!" Jessie thought about this and then said, "We should separate the both of them and then seal off their powers while we kidnap them!"
End Flashback â¢â¢â¢â¢
Jessie said, "That's how we ended up knowing them. Continuously we follow him from far away and try to capture his Pikachu and seal off his powers." Satoshi said, "There were hard times I've had to face, a few Pokémon I had to set free, a lot of friends I had to say good-bye to, and much more." Kasumi said, "After the very second battle with Jessie, James, & Myoga, I saw him defend us all with all his might. When all of them fainted to his power & the last of his available Pokémon on his third day as a trainer, I grew to like him a lot."
Mina smiled and said, "That sounds so exciting!" Daisuke, who has been vomiting every 4 minutes during the story, said, "Apparently, he also learned to like girls too." Brock said, "Oh, be quiet!" Dash retorted, "I hope the upcoming sea dragon gets you first, Ash." Then he vomited some more! Satoshi said, "You shouldn't feel about being seasick." Brock quietly told a story to Daisuke, "Many of the greatest sailors did vomit a lot, one sailor used to vomit on every single voyage, the whole time, nonstop. He even threw up in his sleep." The more Brock told this sickening story to Daisuke, the more Daisuke's face turned green! Dash shouted, "Bastard!" Then he threw up again!
TO BE CONTINUED
Preview of Next Episode:
Mina: Woohoo! I feel great on this ocean voyage!
Dash: Speak for yourself, sis. Throws up! So, bro, how did you two first meet Brock?
Kasumi: It was scary for us at first.
Satoshi: His little siblings wanted to eat us at first.
Brock: Thanks to Giovanni my family lived in fear.
Nest time: Dungeons and Dragonite #3; Rogues for Dinner.
Author's notes: Brock being a half-Onix beast-man is ridiculous, due to his lack of getting a girlfriend, I chose him to be an ogre. If you were wondering why Misty's (or in this story, Kasumi's) family is a bunch of entertainers, the next story should clear things up.
So please, read and review this series. Keep me updated with "Pokémon" and ideas for modifying the show's characters a little to this Poké-D&D theme.