A/N hello little people! Okay so hear is the low down… I have sore arms from playing the damn Wii I'll get Wii in other news… umm the stupid computer isn't showing me my hits I hate stupid computer technology it has it out for me today!

Okay… umm let's see so this is my next chapter for It's not a secret I just can't tell you… so umm let us know what you think

Oh disclaimer: I Megz and my big sister Andi (who is struggling editing this thing cos Megz doesn't like full stops! AT ALL!) do not own twilight – well we do own the books themselves but not the characters… SUCK!

This is dedicated to my first reviewer…ItsaTay Thankyou so much for your reviews on this one and A Sincere Deception!

IT'S NOT A SECRET... I JUST CAN'T TELL YOU

CHAPTER 2 THE DAMN WINDOW

BPOV

After what I can only describe as the most ...eventful trip to the green house ever. I was on my way home when I saw my newest best bud Jazzy, I called him over.

"Hey Jazz you never guess what I just witnessed!" I said while swinging my bag over my shoulder… what a long day!

"What, what? Wait let me guess there was a dog... in a ... tree, there was also a… cat trying to ...save it, oh and a duck was there to erm cleaning his feathers and eating… a bug? hmm." Jazz pondered tapping his pointy finger to his chin.

"No Jazz… just no." I said shaking my head.

"My house or yours? Then I'll tell you." I asked.

"Well my house is out so yours." He looked a little scared.

"What's wrong with your house?" I asked punching him in the gut lightly, he rubbed it in 'mock pain'.

"Well let's just say mum is finally feeling guilty for leaving me alone for all these years .She's starting to....hover. I'm still getting over the time she showed Ali my baby pictures god it is not cool." He said with a horror filled face. "Don't make me go through that again man!"

"Okay, okay! Jezz, my house with the chief then… joy" I said sarcastically while rolling my eyes… Jasper is such an exaggerator… although Alice did complain about seeing a naked Jasper in a bath tub at age 2 today so… hmm Go Mrs Whitlock!

We walked to my house, it was an odd sunny day in forks Washington, yay I see the sun. We talked about our day at school and Alice's hilarious reactions to seeing Jasper on the potty! HAHA! When we were at my gate we were greeted by Charlie, my dad heading out.

"Sorry gotta run to Billy's. Be good, oh hello Jasper. "He said. My dad was cool like that, after he did a background check on all my guy friends, regardless of if I've known them my whole life or he's friends with their parents… after all that he's pretty cool with them… as long as I wasn't 'dating' them.

"Bye dad." I wasn't allowed to call him Charlie to his face… which sucks when I'm mad… I tend to slip in that department.

"Bye Chief Swan." No matter how many times dad tells him to call him Charlie, Jasper still insists on Chief or Mr. Swan I think dads given up trying to change it.

"Bye." then it was me and Jasper. We headed into the house up the stairs to my room, oh this should be fun, Jasper enjoys a good laugh just as much as the next… freakishly tall, blonde, teenager… hmmm.

"Ok spill girl." Jasper demanded. He went into full best friend mode.

"Ok so I was going in to the greenhouse after Jake tickled me and when I was in there our little Eddie boy from across the.... window?" I said slowly, well he is my neighbor but our windows are so close when we were little we used to jump into each others room and steal each others CDs, so across the window works… "was talking to none other than Lauren and when I say talking I'm referring to a really, really lame attempt to ask her out – guess Tanya finally showed her true colours he has to go to the next biggest slut- anyway she rejected him because .... Wait for it ... she thought he was" at this point I was giggling uncontrollably again "too physical… Edward physical that's like saying you're emotionally challenged. Then he totally stuffs it by saying something about seeing me in black underwear then about how he likes what pixie dresses me in, then me and Lauren slapped him. It was good fun, she actually has a pretty good slap… he was rubbing his cheeks when we walked out." I told jazz laughing.

"Ha-ha dude, what happened between you two? You used to rip my head off if I so much as thought a bad thing about him now you're the leader of the 'I hate Edward Cullen club' it's weird." Jasper said raising an eyebrow at my defensive posture.

"Yeah well things change." I told him looking down.

"No things don't change Bells, people do." Jasper mused.

"Okay Mr. Sensitive what's on your agenda for today, anything fun?" I asked trying to change the subject from Edward's and my OLD friendship.

"Oh Ian and I are going to glue a five dollar bill just outside the staff room and see how many teachers try and pick it up. Other than that nothing… but I gotta go over Ali's… like now…" he said looking down at his watch "So see ya." He said picking up his bag that was at feet. "And good luck with that whole dog in a tree with the cat and a duck with the bug…" He said scratching his head… awww a lot of concentration makes him confused.

"Oh well your fun!" I sighed, he's ditching me! "Fine bye, see you tomorrow?" I asked.

"No my mum is taking me to visit the 'family' I told ya she's feeling guilty." Jasper told me.

"Oh great, so not only do you ditch me now, but your ditching me tomorrow too. You suck!" I told him.

"Sorry." He said sheepishly.

And with that I walked him to the door and said bye, I'd forgive him… Alice is his girlfriend… and I love them both. Now what do I do? I decided I'd go up to my room to change into my pj's not like I'm going out, Charlie isn't home so I can be as slobby as I like.

I walked slowly up the stairs and I couldn't stop thinking about Edward's little rant with Lauren… He truly is an idiot… Tanya… now Lauren… I walked into my room and looked out my window… and who's there but none other than Edward Cullen! Great well I'm not backing away now… that'd be him winning, and we already established his seen me in my bra… it's not That big a deal… What the hell I'm not moving. So off with my shirt. I had to giggle out loud… his eyes are growing big this is acutely ... Fun?

I slowly trailed my hands down my body to my belt but then stopped… I just thought of a thing that would make this scene complete, I picked up my remote for my CD player and 'Reach out by Hillary Duff' blasted out of the speakers – thank you Alice- I know he could hear it let's just say I like my music loud, and like I said, my room and his are like literally a meter apart… stupid Suburban living. He sucked in a deep breath; my hands returned to my belt and ever so slowly undid it then again slowly shimmied my jeans down my legs to revile my black lace panties. I stated to sway my hips to the music. I saw him let out his breath in a big sigh then lift his shirt over his head... was he getting hot? He leaned his hands over the top of his window and it looked like he was having some internal dilemma… HA! I turned around picked up my red Victoria Secret nighty that Renee had given me that came to just above my knee, and slipped it over my head... slowly.

I then turned off the music. Turning around I lifted my window he followed suit I and asked him in a soft voice…

"Did you like the show?"

"I, um... you... YES!" he stammered.

"Oh look at that its dinner time" I said slamming my window down and leaving to fix myself some dinner. Sucker!

EPOV

OH... MY...GOD ... THAT WAS HOT!

Ok so let see… So she has a prefect body. No big deal. I can handle that.

Ok next. It is quite possible she hates me... Again I'll just turn on the good old charm. She'll be putty in my more than capable hands. So I can handle that…

Next… Okay lets see she has a over protective father, best friend - Jasper, friend - Jacob and Alice ok maybe not so easy I'll work on that…

She is a great girl… I just hope she doesn't get hurt....

"Eddie I need your help" my mother Esme yelled.

"Coming mum"

****

"So dude how's our bet?" Emmett asked.

"Umm great she has already given me a strip tease so I'm sure I'll have no problem with getting her to date me…" I trailed off.

Emmett's mouth fell open at strip tease "What? Who? HOW?" Emmett was shouting by the end.

"All I know is I came into my room and well… she well… striped and danced..." I said grinning.

"Dude you know I love Rosie but we have to switch rooms because god knows… Bella's hot...." Emmett said matter of factly.

"Emmett do you want me to tell Rosie what you just said?"

"No man no" He begged.

"Oh I don't know… she deserves to know she's got some competition. What sorta friend would I be if I didn't to tell her?" I asked. "Oh and get off your knees and stop begging Em".

"A smart one! You tell her ...you die...sorry..." he trailed off getting off his knees.

"Fine but please don't mention this again?" I asked.

"Fine my lips are sealed but damn why do you get the good window? Damn window."

You're telling me brother

BPOV

I was in my bed reading a book when I heard a tapping on my window...tap tap-tap-tap tap long pause…. Tap ...I know that 'tap' it was mine and Edwards 'tap' before... well before. I turned and saw him tapping on the window with a look of concentration on his face...... well it has been a year.

I walked over and opened my window so he could get in.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"Wow Bella, and to think I almost broke my neck to get here and that's the welcome I get. I admit I'm slightly hurt." He said clenching his heart.

"Don't 'wow Bella' – oh and it's a meter… get over it! As I was saying Don't 'wow Bella Me' what are you doing here it's been a year, you can't just think everything's back to normal because you finally found your brain and dumped that bitch." I whisper shouted.

"Ok you defiantly have changed you never used to curse like that."

"Yes Edward I have changed now tell me what you want or get out!" I told him.

"Well if you must know I.... missed you and...Wanted to wish you sweet dreams" he said looking down.

"Ok you've done it now get out!" I again whisper shouted. "Or do you miss Charlie too? what about his gun? Now get out."

"Fine I'm going, I'm going… I'll see you tomorrow." He said and quickly kissed me on the cheek and left before I could say anymore I slammed my window shut behind his retreating figure. He turned at his window and shut it smiling.

Damn window.

A/N ok so how did you like it? It was very hard to write. Ok so um review and I post sooner hehe. I needed to add little eddies thoughts on the little strip tease it was after all meant for him so next chapter is probably going to be the chase... Come on you really think Bella's going to give in that easy... No didn't think so.

Ex's and oh's don't forget the oh's

Megz and Andi