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"I know Gir!" Then out of nowhere the loud instrumental starts playing Gir and Zim looked at eachother in bewilderment and just shrugged and start dancing.
"How do you document real life when real life is getting more like fiction these days….
Head lines, bread lines blow my mind and now this dead line….eviction or pay…..RENT!" Gir jumped on the couch. Zim took the guitar and started playing.
"How do you write a song when the words sound wrong though they sounded right and rare! When the notes are sour where is the power you once had to ignite the air!" Gir then jumped into the kitchen.
"And we are hungry and frozen."
"Gir you're always hungry… Some Life we've chosen."
"How we gonna pay! How we gonna pay…HOW WE GONNA PAAAAAAAY…….LAST YEARS RENT!"
"We light candles!" Gir shouted. Zim and Gir both grabbed the gnomes from outside and threw them into a trash can and lit them on fire.
"How do you start a fire when there nothing to burn and it feels like something is stuck in your flue."
"How can you generate heat when you can't feel your feet."
"AND THEY ARE TURNING BLUE!" they grabbed the monkey portrait off the wall and threw it in there.
"You light up a mean blaze…" Gir sang
"with portraits" Zim said as he grabbed more and more pictures off the walls
"and screen plays" Gir added as he threw a play he had written about a piggy into the fire. Then they both sang…
"How we gonna pay…how we gonna pay…how we gonna pay…Last years rent?" Then across town Gaz was on the phone with an irritated Tak yelling at her.
"Don't yell Tak its me Gaz…your substitute production manager…hey hey hey… Did you eat? Don't change the subject Tak. But sweetheart you haven't eaten all day…you won't barf, you won't throw up. The Digital Delay?? It didn't blow up exactly…there may have been one little spark…YOU ARE NOT CALLING GIR?!?" Then all the way back to a small alley where Tallest Red was on the ground bleeding.
"How can you stay on your feet, when on every street its trick or treat and tonite its TRICK! Welcome back to town…uhoh I should lie down everything is brown and uhoh I feel sick." Gir poked his head out the window and asked.
"WHERE IS HE???" Red then shouted.
"GETTING DIZZY!" Then in the rich area of town Skoodge was kissing Zita good-bye.
"Zita baybe you sound sad…I don't understand those two after everything I've done, ever since our wedding, I'm dirt…they'll see I can help them all out in the long run!" Zita stormed off and left Skoodge with the Voot Cruizer. ((A/N: NOW FOR SOME RANDOM REASON THERE WILL BE A MONTAGE OF ALL THE CHARACTERS DANCING AROUND IN DIFFERENT PLACES))
"The music ignites the night with a passionate fire!"
"The narration crackles and pops with incendiary wit."
"Zoom in as they burn their past to the ground."
"And feel the heat of a futures glow." They both said…then the phone rings again and Gir answers
"Hello? Tak…what your equipment won't work? OKAY ALRIGHT I'LL GO." ((A/N: NOW THEY ARE ALL IN THE STREETS SINGING WITH TORCHES!!!))
"How do you leave the past behind when it keeps finding ways to get to your heart, it reaches way down deep and tears you inside out till you fall apart!!! RENT!!! how can you connect in an age where strangers, landlords, lovers…your own blood cells betray" Skoodge lands the voot cruizer in the middle of the mob and crushes some poor innocent people. "Well bind a path together where the ranging shifting winds of change just take you away." Skoodge jumps out singing.
"Draw a line in the sand and then make a stand!"
"USE YOUR CAMERA TO SPARE GIR!!"
"How about YOU USE YOUR GUITAR."
"WHEN THEY ACT TOUGH YOU CALL THEIR BLUFF! WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY, WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY, WE'RE NOT GONNNNNNA PAAAAAY LAST YEARS RENT, THIS YEARS RENT, NEXT YEARS RENT! RENT, RENT, RENT, RENT, RENT…WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY RENT, CUZ EVERYTHING IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTT!" ((Then they all started coughing as they walked away to their poor homes that were almost on fire))
((A/N: Please tell me what you think!!!! And notice I don't own any of this!! Cept the concept I made in my head!))
