He's short, idiotic, reckless, oblivious, brash, too upbeat to be exactly easy going, too childish to be shy or strict, and he's completely, utterly, consuming.
It's a shockingly irritating, bordering on insane thing to think about Straw Hat Luffy of all the people in the world. But it's also not insane for a number of reasons. First off, insanity is an all consuming terminal illness of the mind, then again, perhaps the comparison isn't too far off, Law muses, observing Straw Hat laugh at something God Usopp said while Tony-ya laughs along with him, both clapping their hands—in Tony-ya's case, hooves.
Straw Hat doesn't think things through, only decides on something more by instinct than actual thought. In the end, it all comes to the same conclusion: Straw Hat doing whatever he wants. Which somehow—by some miracle—works out the way he intends.
Much like their alliance.
Sure, Law himself was the one to offer their alliance—a decision that he has questioned more than once, particularly when Straw Hat's own personal brand of insanity reaches new heights—but the outcome Straw Hat perceived has came true. Indeed, their alliance has... shifted into something suspiciously akin to friendship. And perhaps more, if the shouted 'Torao!', rubbery limbs wrapping around his waist, and sloppy kiss planted against his cheek are any indication.
Luffy (when did he start to refer to the idiot as anything other than Straw Hat?) appears slighted for whatever reason his strange mind has drawn as a conclusion.
Law quirks a brow at the teenager latched onto him like a particularly nasty python-fish.
"Something wrong, Straw Hat?"
"Torao's too tall!" Luffy's frown deepens, his eyebrows pinching further together. "I couldn't kiss him good!"
Briefly, Law hears God Usopp groan at the admission, which he doesn't pay much attention to, too busy scowling at the younger pirate captain.
"You can't just say things like that."
"Huh?" Luffy mutters, his wide eyes staring at Law, "Stop being stupid, Torao!"
Annoying. Annoying should be included on the list that describes Straw Hat.
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