Authors' Note: I know very, very little about RPattz, so please forgive me! Again, I do not own Twilight, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones (you'll see what we mean later!) or know this mysterious guest star…Robert Pattinson.

"You see, I come from the year 2029," Rob explained. "There is someone from my time who is interfering with our parallel worlds and may disrupt life as we know it in the process. So, to stop this mysterious someone, I decided to find you, Mr. Edward Cullen, and you, Mr. Cedric Diggory, to help me to save the world! You are the only ones who can help me!"

"What?"

Rob pulled out a pair of car keys, and came over to a strange-looking automobile.

"Solar powered!" He explained. "Eco-friendly. Green. Theodore, come out and say hello to our new guests, Mr. Edward Cullen, vampire, and Mr. Cedric Diggory, wizard."

A young man around their own age, about 17, came out from the car. He had a striking resemblance to this strange Mr. Pattinson, and (though they didn't know it), Edward and Cedric.

"Hello Ed, hello Ced," the young man said. Unlike his father, he had a California accent. "I'm Ted."

"Hello, Ted," said Ed and Ced.

"Ed, Ced, Ted, come into the car with me," said Red-er, Rob.

"As you have probably already noticed," Rob explained, "due to the fragile nature of the space-time continuum, it is of the utmost importance that we make our way in a manner that will not interfere with the respective paradoxes of the fourth dimension. You see, our foe at hand is a-"

"What?" Edward and Cedric asked, confused.

Robert sighed, then said, "Basically, because time is-"

"Red light." Ted slammed his foot on the brakes and the car screeched to a stop. Robert apparently didn't notice and continued on rambling, but neither Edward nor Cedric could hear anything over the tires screeching.

"-again, with that matter cleared up, our foe is a dodgy man who is planning to-"

"Stop sign." Ted again took hold of the brakes, and screeched to another noisy stop that drowned out Rob's explanations.

"-and when that diabolical deed is done, our lives will be affected drastically! His name is-"

"I LOVE THIS SONG!!!" Ted turned the volume up and once again drowned out the crucial information Rob was giving.

"-and THAT is why I need your help," Rob finished once the song was over. "Well? How about it?"

Edward and Cedric stared blankly at Rob. The only thing they got from his instructions was that they were in trouble and they needed to help. Unfortunately, they were unsure how.

"Er-can you give us a moment to confer?" Edward asked.

Rob and Ted looked at each other. They shrugged in the exact same way, shrugging both shoulders the exact same height. They also scrunched up their foreheads the same way and turned back to them the same way. Clearly, Edward thought, the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.

"Sure, why not," Rob decided. "After all, this is a big decision!"

Edward and Cedric bent their heads a little away from the bizarrely identical father-son duo. "Well, what do you say…Diggory?"

"We should help them," said Cedric. "After all, it is the heroic thing to do."

Edward sighed. Leave it to a Hufflepuff to worry so much about the Greater Good. "But we don't even know what we'll be fighting for! For all we know, they could just need us to help them pay off their mortgage!" Then, struck with a sudden thought, Edward read Rob and Ted's minds.

Rob: I don't know whether I should ask those kids to help, after all, it's too dangerous, and I really don't want to put my Teddy in danger-but I did explain EVERYTHING, and I said quite clearly on the gravity of the situation, so it should be their decision.

"He's sincere," Edward sighed. "Unfortunately, he isn't thinking about anything he explained."

Cedric looked confused. "You-can-"

"I have the power to read minds," Edward explained. So he decided to tune in on the boy, Theodore.

Ted: Well, um, this is- exponentially quite dangerous, but I have to help my father. And really, the really funny thing is, I don't fear the danger so much as I doubt my own abilities. I'd hate to see myself fail in front of these complete strangers. Still, it's all for a noble cause. Besides, with the whole situation with Taylor-

"Taylor?" Edward wondered aloud. This Ted was a seriously self-deprecating guy.

Robert and Ted turned pale. Finally, Robert said darkly, "Taylor is my other son. Teddy's older twin by five minutes."

"Mr. Pattinson," Cedric said, "where-is Taylor?" Such a decent guy. Edward read his mind: Should I really intrude? After all, I would hate to bring back poor memories, I'd never want to hurt someone-he was amazed. This kid was every bit as decent and good as Angela Weber.

Ted looked at his father, so Edward read both their minds. The same thing was in both their heads: a young man identical to Ted, arguing angrily with Robert, a figure in a fedora running out of a door-

Edward again read their minds, seeing there wasn't going to be anything else said on the subject.

Ted: Poor Taylor-but he can take care of himself. I hope Mom is okay. She took it pretty hard, but it was Taylor's choice. They broke her heart, Dad and Taylor, fighting so much…

Rob: I loved him-I treated him just as well as I did Ted-why? Suddenly, seeing Edward staring, he parked the car in front of a street and grabbed Ted, pulling his head close. He gave Edward a glare so furious he immediately tuned out of their heads.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-" Edward began apologizing, but Rob cut him off.

"No, it's all right, I suppose. You had to find out sooner or later. Come on, I'll show you what will happen to your futures if we don't intervene now."

"Where are we going?" Edward wanted to read his mind, but he realized this man would probably be on his guard.

"Forks, Washington, 2029."

Cliffy! What did you think of this chapter? Also, from the existence of Rob's sons you've probably already realized he is married. *Ducks flaming torches from angry fangirls* No worries, this IS fiction, after all. We already have a name in mind (sorry, please forgive us, but it'll be funny!) but we do need a personality for her…any ideas? If so, please review or PM me. (Please, no 'wife he will leave for some nice fangirl like MOI!' Sorry, he's not leaving her! And she won't get killed.) Review, please!