Pokemon gotta catch em all ..
Monica :: - sigh - do we really have to do this
Max :: i think you look cute
Monica :: - another sigh - on with the skit
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Narrator :: we join our favorite trainer Ash on his journey , with his friends May , Max , and brock as they come across a new trainer and possible friend .
Brock :: woah - speeds to monica and grabs her hand - did it hurt
Monica :: eh
Brock :: when you fell from heaven , for surely you are an angel
Monica :: - punts him - whatever
Max :: finally someone besides me with brains
Monica :: shut your adorable mouth
May :: hey that's my brother
Monica :: wanna do something aobut is - puts fist up
May :: - hides - not really
Ash :: how bout we settle this with a Poke'mon battle
Monica :: What the - censored bar over mouth - is a poke'mon anyway .. the average poke'mon is too large to fit in your pocket .. and their way too freakin cuddly to be considered monsters .. you wanna see a monster .. Gaspard sweetie come here
Gaspard :: - happily skips to Monica - you rang
Monica :: show them what a real monster is
Gaspard proceeded to transform into his demon form
Ash & crew :: Oh - censored - .. you gotta be - censored - kidding me
Monica laughed
Monica :: dont make me show you emperor Griffon
Ash :: - cowering in corner bawling -
Me :: what did you do
Monica :: showed them a real monster
Me :: god i love you
Monica :: join the club
the Monica fan club proceeded to appear
Random guy :: its monica
Random girl :: sign my shoe please
Monica :: the life of a celebrity
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