"Welcome back, Mr. Sohma." Akito sighed as she sat herself down on the familiar chaise once again. The therapist sat across from heron a roller chair, smiling politely.

"Yeah, yeah, let's just get on with this." The therapist's smile lessened, but remained plastered on her face.

"Well, Mr. Sohma, where did we leave off last time?"

"I don't remember." The therapist sighed.

"Ah, we were chatting about your romantic relations, if I'm remembering correctly."

"If you can call it chatting, then yes. You are correct." The therapist frowned.

'He sure isn't making this easy for either of us.' "Well, Mr. Sohma--

"Well what?" The therapist sighed deeply.

"Tell me about these women, er... Geno and Kure--

"It's Eno and Gure. They belong to me."

"...Yes, well, tell me about them."

"Well, Eno is only the kindest man-er, woman known to this earth. She's sweet, gentle, but sometimes can be really clumsy. She's a goof, but I love her. She's always been by my side." Akito paused. "Then there's Gure. Gure is COMPLETELY idiotic! She's horrible! A total GORGON! Sometimes I absolutely hate her. But then others... I can just melt in her arms. It's something about that pervert that I just love. ...But when I think about why I HATE her so much, it makes me change my mind a little." Akito looked to the window, getting lost in her thoughts. The therapist tapped her chin with her pen.

"I see, I see... So, you love both of them, yes?" Akito looked at her.

"Yes...That's right." She sighed and looked at her knees. "I guess." The therapist smiled.

"Well, how about we move on about subjects. You say you dislike your mother?" Akito looked at her strangely.

"Dislike? DISLIKE?! I hate the dirty bitch!" She growled. The therapist noticed she had messed with a touchy subject.

"Ah, well, we won't talk about her then." Akito sighed. The therapist paused. "These two women you love... Are you married to either of them, or..."

"No. I'm not married. I just... can't decide on either of them. I love them both so much... Gure... he's... been there for me-- I mean she! I mean... ugh!" The therapist lowered her glasses, giving Akito a concerned look.

"There's something you aren't telling me..." Akito looked down.

"What does it matter to you?"

"The truth is that Gure and Eno are both men, correct?"

"Yeah... Yeah... It's true."

"And you're--

"I know, I know!"

"--gay." Akito blushed, taken aback.

"HUH?!?!?!" The therapist blinked.

"Well if you love two men..."

"N-No! The thing I wasn't telling you was...was... I'm a woman!" The therapist was shocked.

"Sex change?"

"NO DAMN IT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WOMAN AND I STILL AM!"

"Denial."

"What, you want me to PROVE it?!?!!?"

"...That will not be necessary." Akito growled, her face red from anger.

"I am woman, damn you, and if you don't believe me I'll kill you." The therapist's eyes widened.

"No, no. I believe you. I believe you."