Chapter two

The New world part one

Disclaimer: see the prologue…yes…I think it still counts

Kadaj paced impatiently, his brothers were late and it always seemed to get on his nerves, for the fact was they nevergot punished, Mother had always favouritised them, Loz and Yazoo always got more attention than him.

"I'm going to show them," he muttered to himself in an irritated growl that made him seem not like that wee small innocent looking kid but like an ebil demony thingy ready to rip someone's throat out, most preferably his brothers'.

"Yo little bro we're back," a calm voice rang out from behind him, and though he'd never admit it, scare the living crap out of him. Yazoo towered over his little brother and raising a silver eyebrow in suspicion at the expression that adorned Kadaj's face. "What…? You're not pleased to see your brothers returning…I'm insulted."

Kadaj gave another growl in the back of his throat and went to stalk off, only to walk into the living oaf himself, Loz.

"Awwww widdle Kadaj is annoyed," he teased and ruffling the smaller teen's hair, only making Kadaj's expression stormier, to say the least, he was pissed and that in itself was a huge understatement.

"SHUT UP!" he yelled pulling out his twin blade katana and pointing it at his imbecilic brothers who were slowly backing away. Right back into their motorbikes. They were doomed.

"Look bro calm down, I'm sure we'll be able to reach a non-homicidal solution," Yazoo reasoned to Kadaj. Loz however was near tears and praying to Jenova that something would stop his bloodthirsty brother from committing murder. He looked up and saw his strange and unusual savoir.

A strange pink cloud appeared over the silver haired teen's heads and all of a sudden four people dropped out of the puff of pink smoke and landed right on top of the homicidal Kadaj and inevitably knocking him out.

The people climbed off the now concussed teenager (AN: just imagine the flattened chibi with the swirly eyes) and brushed themselves off as if nothing had happened. There was a tall brown haired boy, a medium height blonde boy, a really tall black haired boy and a beautiful brown haired woman.

"Ginji?" the brown haired teenager asked the blonde boy.

"Yeah Ban-Chan?" the blonde replied.

"Remind me to kill…no…massacre Hevn the next time we see her." (AN: rip her up into little pieces)

"Ok then."

The black haired teen stretched and offered a hand up to the woman.

"So what are we going to do Kazuki, we don't even know where here is," he said looking around and finally noticing the silver haired people who were gaping at them.

The woman looked down and noticed something.

"Sorry about that we couldn't control the landing," she said apologetically to them.

"It's ok…I think you may have just saved our lives," Yazoo said in an awed voice, "just out of curiosity, who are you people?"

"'Name's Ban Midou, I'm a professional retriever and this living idiot beside me is called Ginji Amano and he also is a retriever, we're the Get Backers." The brown haired teen said giving Yazoo a half salute while leaning on Ginji's shoulder who gave a big grin.

"Hello, my name is Kazuki Fuuchouin and before you ask no I am not a girl," he sighed at the now downtrodden expressions that showed on Loz and Yazoo's faces, "and it's probably in your best interests for you to ignore the arguments between those two," he added in a quiet voice while pointing subtly at Ban and Shido.

"I'm Shido Fuyuki and I am also a retriever," the black haired teen said cracking his knuckles, "and I am not to be associated with that snake bastard." Shido pointed at Ban who glared daggers right back at the beastmaster.

"You wanna start somethin' Monkey Tamer?" Ban shouted, sizing up Shido.

"Pft you're not even worth my time…I can kick your pathetic ass back to the stone-age with ease," came the snide reply from Shido's mouth and having the desired effect.

An easily-dodged punch came his way, then a kick and then Shido pulled out one of his trump cards, one that Ban had used on him not that long ago. BEAST MIMIC SNAKE FORM. Shido spun around and grabbed Ban's neck and forced him down. With a fanged smile he spoke, "Snake bite." Shido hissed gleefully at the now very pissed off Ban, who may I add had four anime stress marks over his head.

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD THAT'S MY FUCKING MOVE NOW GET OFF ME SO I CAN KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS FROM HERE RIGHT BACK TO INFINITY FORTRESS!" Ban roared at the smirking Shido. "AND STOP LAUGHING DAMMIT!"

"Y'know that really gives me an incentive to let you go, 'a little more effort on my part and my snake bite will bite your neck right off' was that it, well listen to your own words or else I might get Himiko to administer a little truth perfume for blackmail purposes and yes I would do it," Shido said tightening his grip slightly to put his point forward even more.

"Get off me now or I will get Ginji to go all ebil chibi shocky hundred thousand volts on your ass," Ban threatened with one of his customary smirks that was somehow hampered with the 200k force around his neck.

"But Baaaannnn-Chan…" Ginji whined tuning on the chibi water-works.

"Ginji…just trust me I'm not gonna kick his ass that hard," Ban explained to the little Ginji chibi that was standing behind Kazuki.

"Okay I trust you Ban-Chan," he replied, the little chibi bounced over and poked Shido several times and administering an eighty thousand volts each time Ginji poked him. So basically it sounded like this:

"Ginji don't even-FUCK STOP THAT-OW FOR GODS SAKE STOP IT-SNAKE BASTARD STOP THIS-GINJI STOP I'M BEGGING YOU-!" Shido yelled before letting Ban go and nursing his now numb arm, "You have this round but I will have my revenge," the beastmaster hissed while striding away, trying to save some of his dignity and walking straight into someone.

Now I know what you're thinking, that person was none other than the pissy middle child who had a bitching headache to go along with his mood. And yes that is something to worry about whenever the pissy middle child in question is carrying a double blade katana and he knows how to use it. C'mon you would be in a bad mood too if your brothers were picking on you then four people land on top of you and then to make things worse, after being knocked out, being woke up by a very loud argument…C'mon anyone would be mad.

"Mother," Yazoo said in a high pitched voice and hiding behind Loz who started to back away only to trip over his own and Yazoo's feet and landing in a heap.

Kadaj growled at the back of his throat and lashed out at Shido, managing to floor the larger teen with ease and turned to the others with that murderous glint in his eyes that shouted 'you're fucked'. And the retrievers believed it, so they did the most logical thing that came to mind…run like hell, far, far away…

AN: sorry this took so long to update…damn exams, well hopefully the next chapter won't take as long to publish.

A friend's random musings:

Sometimes the coin lands on its edge. Today could be one of those days...if you have a strong magnet buried under the ground.