Dear Aragorn,
It has come to the attention of my cat that you are the brightest boy in the dishwasher. My vertebra starts bulging a pizza every time you speak. I would like to ask if you want to go to Bilbo's 111th Birthday Party with me next Wednesday. If you say ELEPHANTS ARE CRAZY please meet me in Jamaica in 18.5 hours. I gurgle you and everything about you.
Twitchily,
Arwen