"Are we there yet?" Mark groaned. "I gotta use the bathroom."

"Well, ya should've went before we got warped!" Jack bickered.

"I'm hungry...!" Felix complained.

"Will you buffoons shut up...?" Cassandra snapped. "We'll get there when we get there."

"Don't worry, guys." Varric said. "It's not much further."

After their travel, they arrived at Haven, where Markiplier was bobbing up and down with his knees together. He tried to get the attention of a priestess.

"'Scuse me, lady!" Mark groaned. "Where can I find a bathroom...? I need to pee really bad...!"

The priestess pointed to the general direction of a small wooden structure.

"THANK YOU!" Mark said as he made a mad dash towards the outhouse.

He finished relieving himself and washed his hands in an outdoor basin.

"Much better...!" Mark said. "Now I am hungry."

His stomach was making gurgling, angry sounds as he said that. He smelled meat cooking and went to find where it came from. He saw meat being roasted on an open fire.

"Mmmmm..." Mark said, grinning. "Meat, the tasty treat that can't be beat...!"

"Who are you?" A man asked as he was rotating the spit.

"Hi, my friends and I were brought here when the hold we woke up in got destroyed and we travelled a looooong ways to find new shelter." Mark explained to the man who was cooking.

"Sounds like you're hungry, lad." The man said. "The meat should be done now, I'll give you some with bread."

"Oh, thank you..." Jack said.

"Can't let anyone go hungry." The man said. "It's not right."

Mark tore into his meal with great zeal, shuddering in delight as he sank his teeth into the roasted flesh.

"Oooooh, that is much better...!" Mark said, feeling relief as he finished his meal.

"I take it you're the new guests?" A female voice with a slight foreign accent spoke.

Mark turned around to find a woman in opulent attire and a neat bun from black spiral curls. She had a lovely bronze complexion. In her hand was an odd board carrying a candle on it. He couldn't speak, but only made weird groaning and blabbering noises as he attempted to speak to her.

"Are you all right, sir?" She asked.

"Oh, that's one of my buddies, Mark." Jack chimed in. "Name's Jack and this is Felix."

"Hi, nice lady!" Felix said.

"I'm Josephine." The woman introduced herself. "It's nice to meet you three. I'll escort you three to your rooms."

"Great, thanks!" Jack said, happily.

"Hrglblrblsh...!" Mark said as he tried talking to her.

The room had three beds, and had modest comforts.

"Thank you guys." Felix said. "We would have been dead if the cranky knight lady didn't take us along."

"Cranky knight lady?" Josephine asked, puzzled. "Oh, you're referring to Cassandra. Once you get to know her, she'll soften up a bit. She's not so bad."

"Flgrlmstch...!" Mark garbled out.

Josephine giggled a bit as Mark garbled in an attempt to speak to her.

"I hope your stay here will be pleasant." Josephine said.

"Have a nice night, miss." Jack said.

"Blb..." Mark garbled.

"It's okay Mark, we know you like her." Felix teased him.

"WTF no!" Mark shrieked, trying to hide his blush.

"Markimoo and Josie, sittin' in a tree!" Jack started.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Felix chimed in.

"Fruck no!" Markiplier said. "I don't like her that way! Stahp!"

He hurls a pillow at Jack.

"Oh, that is it!" Jack responded as he threw a mattress at Mark.

"MATTRESS FIGHT!" Mark screamed.

"BRING IT, BITCH!" Felix screamed as he joined in.

The room was destroyed and the three were out like a light. Cassandra silently scowled, shaking her head.

"The fate of Thedas falls in the hands of these idiots..." She uttered as she walked away.