A/N; Firstly, yes I used Deadpool since I thought he irony in it was that Jaune would see his alter ego in a movie with Ryan Reynolds. I honestly thought it would be funny to see Jaune watch himself in a way. Onto the date!

Vale's Zoo

Jaune wasn't sure what to expect when Neo teleported him out of school and then to his room to get dressed. He also didn't get why her nose was bleeding when he changed in front of her, but they had done it a lot as children. He shrugged his shoulders and tipped his hat up just a tad bit to look at his small friend that was holding hands with him, an ice cream cone in hand. They had visited the bears first to get a good glimpse, and then the gorillas. Jaune may or may have not fallen down in the pit and he would have been fine if it weren't for the fact that he went up to a gorilla's bum and slapped it.

He barely got out of there with his arms attached when Neo pulled him up with her parasol. Mind you, being incredibly short and pulling up someone taller than you, and heavier, took a toll on someone's body. Neo was one such person, especially when she fell down to the concrete behind her as Jaune climbed up the railings and carried her, bridal style if I may add, back to a chair outside an ice cream shop in the zoo.

Now they were both walking down a normal path that led to crocodiles, and what drew more curious gazes was the small assortment of animals. Vale didn't have many animals considering how Grimm took control of nature, and while there were animals they were here and there and few. These were very noticeable breeds in select locations where Grimm have infested but tend to threaten off the other animals. Neo was enjoyed her time with her Jaune, all alone, without any interruptions or work to get in the way of their date. They had stayed silent throughout the whole walk, taking in the calm sound of people talking and chattering along with the roars of animals. Jaune was, surprisingly, not being a smartass and was smiling as Neo inched her way closer to the blonde.

'What are you doing?'

Jaune snapped out of his calm daze and raised his eyes up as if questioning his mind. His voices were surprisingly quiet until now, which wasn't very normal considering how insane and irregular they were. However, he didn't get a chance when happy suddenly burst into the conversation.

['Yeah, dog! Lay down the sweet, romantic, Torchwick charm on her already! She's practically head over heels for you. Now, spin that nice little ass to your crotch, sit down, and ask for a lap dance!'] Happy and his… motivational little speech did nothing but send the young Torchwick into a bumbling, cherry faced, mess.

'The hell are you talking about?! She's my friend, and a very close one too! Not to mention that she wouldn't want to be with me. I mean have you seen what the hell I am? This isn't even funny,' he replied back, gaining the attention of Neo who prodded at the arm she held which gained the blonde's attention.

"Are you alright, Jaune? Do you want to go sit down and rest?" Neo asked with a concerned look for her friend. He was making such strange expressions, and he was looking up for some reason.

"No, nothing, it's fine! Just some… very active thoughts in my mind right now. Let's just keep walking, alright?" That seemed to brighten up Neo's mood and she once more began taking small licks of her ice cream while cuddling his arm as if it were a teddy bear. The world's most comfortable, snuggly, yet cuddly teddy bear. A teddy bear with blonde hair and was a total badass criminal.

'So what about it? You can still have relationships, and she clearly has signs for you, Jaune. You may be an idiotic, sarcastic, smartass, but you are perfect for her. She's perfect for you,' Smart replied with a gentler tone in Jaune's inner mindscape.

The criminal kept silent while Neo and he walked down the concrete road, pulling Neo closer without even knowing and drawing a blush from his friend. His hand was at her waist and her right arm wrapped around his waist as well. Jaune's confused features softened and he pulled Neo to his side even more, earning a mute mewl, but the expression on her face was clear.

'…This is your choice, Jaune, but you shouldn't deny yourself happiness at the expense of others. I won't try and convince you, and neither with happy. Just… just think on it, alright?'

['What? He can't give up! His charisma and Torchwick charm can total-,' Happy was cut off suddenly, probably from Smart for some reason. However, Jaune ignored it and continued onwards towards the gift shop to buy a few things and probably rob a few people here and there.

They both entered the gift shop, Neo having finished her ice cream had pointed to a bunch of stuffed animals which Jaune took notice of immediately. Neo had asked Jaune to lift her up and he complied, he had grabbed his friend by her waist and lifted her up like a child. Yet Neo didn't mind it at all, she looked happier and more excited than she had ever been before. Even more than killing and stealing ice cream. Neo would point to a stuffed animal and Jaune would lift her up for her to grab it and drop it into the shopping bag below them.

Many of the shoppers found this scene quite adorable and immediately giggled when the short girl was having trouble reaching up to grab herself a little stuffed lion. Neo gave a small pout, due to her short size and inability to reach up and grab her toy, but was surprised when Jaune suddenly grabbed the small criminal and lifted her high enough to reach and grab the toy and cuddle it. Jaune smirked at the scene and they both checked their wallets to pocket their money…

And found nothing.

They both looked at the bag of stuff animals they had already grabbed for purchase and looked to the exit. They knew what to do, as responsible citizens of Vale.

Outside of the Zoo

"GET THOSE TWO!" A security guard shouted out as his comrades who all ran in a weak attempt to capture the two running thieves which consisted of Jaune Torchwick with his signature hat and coat on with a large bag on his back while a short little ice cream haired girl ran beside him with a stuffed lion in her arms.

They had already escaped the zoo gates in the next few minutes, but Neo and Jaune had robbed two hundred lien worth of stuffed animals. Neo and Jaune were both laughing at this later on when they entered the mall, both giggling, or in Neo's case, shaking up and down, and sat on a bench while they watched the crowds of people go about their day. They both smirked to each other and cracked their fingers before walking in the opposite directions, 'accidently' crashing into a few people and bumping into some very large men and women. They humbly apologized and looked at the fat stacks of lien that they had made within the hour.

Both Neo and Jaune returned shortly after Jaune had robbed a woman and her child. It was like taking candy from a baby. He took the lollipop, which he had stolen from the baby, and put it down with his assortment of lien onto the bench. Neo had set up an illusion of random people filling up the bench while she and Jaune showed their lien that was collected from their hard work of stealing from others.

"Four hundred and fifty six, one necklace, and a diamond ring along with this lollipop," Jaune finished with a smirk while Neo lazily waved her hand away, dismissing Jaune's own score and soon brought out her own stack of lien.

"Four hundred and fifty seven, three diamond rings, seven necklaces, and around four wallets," Neo replied with a smug expression, gaining a groan from the blonde.

"Fine, you win. Here you go, you little cheater," he mumbled but this did not go unheard of from Neo. As thieves and criminals it was an outrage to call the other a cheat!

"How dare you! I only cheated seven times!"

Although most didn't really stop the cheating since they were criminals. Cheating was just part of the job description of being a full time, international, criminal. They both laughed to themselves once more, and Jaune stopped momentarily to look at Neo's excited face. She was so happy, so excited, and so fully of joy of being with him.

He smiled at her, one full of genuine happiness that it was hard to see him as the usual snarky, mouthy, criminal. He pat Neo on the head, who blushed but kept on silently giggling, and let her date pat her on the head like a child. Usually Neo would rebel to any form of patting on the heads since she considered this a sign of people thinking she was some sort of kid. She was an adult for crying out loud! However, she would let this particular time slide for now. She smiled at his kind smile.

One of the many things she loved about him. His smile. His smile, wherever they were, however bad it was, and no matter what the day was he always smiled in those times. She looked up to that smile and whenever she or even Roman felt down in the dumps all he needed to do was simply smile, give a pat on the back, and do something stupid. Jaune Torchwick may have be the bad guy in this world, but to her and Roman, he was practically the one thing that had come graciously into their lives.

'…I know I said I wouldn't interrupt, but that smile on your face says the opposite of what you said before.' Jaune would have replied with simple retaliation, but was cut off by Smart so that he could finish his sentence and leave the young Torchwick to his date.

'Don't interrupt me until I say this, but you can gave happiness. While you are insane, you are still a good person. Maybe not to the good guys but to the bad guys you are practically family. We ain't good people, Jaune, to people like the heroes, huntsman, and huntresses but we can be to our family. Just believe in yourself, and find the happiness you deserve. That'll be it, alright?'

Jaune looked down at Neo and smiled at her and continued to pat her head, now earning a childish pout from her. She gathered most of the lien they had gathered and began to pocket what she could, as well as Jaune. Just as they left the illusion that shielded the duo had broken apart, shocking quite a few people with one woman screaming,

"HELP! THESE PEOPLE SUDDENLY TURNED INTO GLASS FRAGMENTS!"

Jaune and Neo both snickered at that and ran outside the mall, and they would both proceed to head out into Vale to do nothing but reek chaos and steal as much as ice cream as possible. Many news broadcasts both showed multiple robberies of ice cream trucks that had occurred throughout most of the day. To say that both Jaune and Neo were having a good time could truly not describe the enjoyment they were feeling from committing crimes.

Meanwhile

Roman sat in his chair at the household of the Torchwicks. He was drinking a cup of coffee within his left hand while reading the news on the right hand. He would have continued this, had it not been for his current channel suddenly reporting thefts of ice cream.

"…Not even going to deal with it. The author did not pay me enough to deal with this shit," the master criminal muttered to himself, turning off the TV without even the slightest sliver of hesitation.

A/N; Alright, that's it people. I hope you all enjoyed that short one and I hope you all enjoy the last one which is for tomorrow. I think I caught both of Neo and Jaune's character in a very good light. I hope you all enjoy the adventures of Jaune Torchwick, and his faithful soon to be lover, and wife, Neo! Enjoy it!