He peered around the corner nervously, twiddling his thumbs behind his back as he awaited his favorite senpai, who was about to get off of judo practice. He blushed darkly at the thought of his beloved senpai practicing judo.
Then- footsteps.
Hitler's eyes widened slightly, and he disappeared around the corner. He could hear senpi's beautiful laugh. "Oh, mein schnase!" he said quietly. Then, senpai was within a 10-foot-radius of Hitler-chan. Hitler blushed again. 'Alright, today's the day I make senpai mine!', he thought. He swiftly adjusted the swastika on his arm, and stepped out into the hallway. "Senpai!" Hitler cried out, feeling a breeze run across his tiny mustache.
"Huh?" Senpai replied, blinking at Hitler-chan.
"G...Guten Morgen!" He yelled. "Wie geht's?"
The upperclassman just replied with "Sure." as he failed primary school German. Hitler, realizing his mistake, said "Um...how...how are you?"
"Oh-" Senpai said, "I'm fine, thanks."
And with that, he left.
Hitler pouted and threw his swastika across Japan.
"NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!" He screeched as he stomped on the ground multiple times.