I woke up the next morning to find a blacked hair Canadian looking down on me. "Glenn", he asked. "Yes?", I replied. "What did you do?", he asked. "Nothing", I replied. "Really, because you in bed with a girl says different", he pointed out.
"She has a death grip on me", I countered. "Mm...", Akeno stirred beside me. "Oh, the girl in question wakes up", Sean commented dryly. "Fufufu, another nice sleep", Akeno yawned as she got up to look at me and Sean. "Care to explain?", Sean asked.
"I had Glenn sing me to sleep, and I guess he didn't feel like sleeping on the floor", she explained. "You wouldn't let go of me", I argued back in my defense, even if I don't know why. "Glenn", Sean said. "Yes?", I asked. "You got this", he said and walked out of the room.
"How the hell does that even make sense?", I yelled. "Fufufu, it seems the two dragons fight all the time", Akeno giggled. "Oh, quiet you", I growled. "Oh my, aren't you getting aggressive?", she giggled. "You may be my queen, but that doesn't mean I can't kick you out of me bed", I pointed out.
"Well, I think it's time for school", she giggled and left to go get a shower. "Damn it all", I cursed. "Dude, come on", Sean yelled from the kitchen. "I want bacon!", I screamed as I made a bee line for the kitchen.
Sean and I were now in class and I wasn't listening to the teacher for the fact I already know all of this. "Glenn, can you read this paragraph in English?", the teacher asked. "You do know my first language is English?", I questioned. "Well, you should have no problems then" he stated. I shrugged and read out the stupid paragraph.
"Happy?", I asked as everyone in the class just looked at me. "You must be quite a smart man to know two languages so well", the teacher commented. "It's required to know many languages when being a computer expert", I replied.
"What do you mean?", the teacher asked. "I have a job advising and building computers for multiple companies around the world", I stated plainly. "Is that why you are always tired in the mornings?", the teacher asked.
"No. I was up all night playing halo with some friends". This statement wasn't false; I did spend most of the night playing Halo from my bed, while still in Akeno's hold, but the main reason I was tired was because devils are weakest in the mornings.
"You shouldn't do that", the teacher commented and the day soon came to lunch. As usual, Sean and I were at our tree. He was playing, and I was singing and I'm pretty sure we have become quite a hit. "Hey Albion, you awake?", I thought to my dragon. "What is it child?", the dragon thought back. "What kind of powers do you have?", I asked. "Several, but for now all you need to know is divide, which cuts the power of an attack in half before it hits you and allows you to take the power and divine whip, which is a whip funny enough that will drain whatever power you want from what it is connected too", Albion explained.
"Thanks", I thought. Now I have an idea of what I can do. I now found myself sitting in the club room on my own. "Oh Glenn, you are here early", Rias said while walking in to the room. "Yeah, and it's just me. Sean won't be coming because he and one of our friends are playing a dead space marathon for the next 30 hours or so", I explained.
"Not to worry, we have a job today and you can tell Sean about it later", she explained as the rest of the devils arrived. "Since everyone is here, let's begin. We have been assigned to deal with a stray devil", Rias explained and everyone tensed. "Anyone care to explain?", I asked.
"Stray devils are devils that have left their master and gone rogue, usually coming to the human world and killing humans", Kiba explained. "So catch or kill", I asked. "When a devil becomes a stray one, it must be taken care of and since this one killed a few of its fellow devils on its escape, we will be killing it", Rias explained.
"Well, let's get to it", I said while rising to my feet. "You seem quite ok with killing someone", Koneko pointed out. "That's what happens when you play 30 hours of Silent Hill, killing anything just becomes null", I explained while shuddering at the amount of monsters I killed in that damn game.
In the forest besides the park, a portal opened and me and my fellow devils walked through it. "You, when I learn to do that, I am going to have way too much fun", I commented as I watched the portal disappear. "What fun could you have with a portal?", Kiba asked.
"Ok, Saturday night, you are coming over and I will let you play Portal 2. Then you will see what I mean", I stated sternly. "Mind if I join in?", Rias asked. "Sure", I replied and soon we walked in to an abandoned house.
"Oh, the smell of blood smells like corn mixed with salt", I commented and got some odd looks. "Oh, I smell something sweet and something sour. Which one will it be?", a demonic voice asked. Looking around, I noticed the voice was coming from behind the wall.
"Show yourself, devil", Rias commanded. And a large boom was heard around the room. A second later a women walked out from behind the wall, but something was very wrong. The fact that she was standing three meters in the air wasn't the problem it was the fact that her bottom half was a monster.
"Ok, now how many of us have played Dead Space?", I asked and Kiba shook his head. "Devil, you have left your master and we will now take care of you", Rias stated. "Fufufu, I think not; I will coat the walls with your blood", the devil laughed. "Kiba", Rias stated.
I looked to see Kiba disappear from my sight and soon the two arms that were coming out of the monster were cut off. "Now Glenn, I will explain what each piece gives a servant", Rias stated. "Kiba is a knight and is given the power of great speed, combine that with his mastery of swords he is the ultimate knight", Rias explained with pride in her voice.
When Kiba reappeared beside me Koneko walked forward. "Mm...Should we let her fight that thing on her own?", I asked as the beast looked at her with a sneer pasted on her face. I didn't get an answer as the beast opened the crazy looking mouth on its body.
Koneko didn't even flinch as the beast bit down and swallowed her whole. "We should do something!", I yelled. Rias stopped me from moving forward and gestured me to watch. Reluctantly, I forced myself to calm down and look forward.
Now, I am quite surprised at what I just saw next. The little petite girl with silver hair was effortlessly holding the beast's mouth open. "Koneko is my rook and as such she is given the powers of extreme offence and defense, so a devil of this caliber is nothing compared to her", Rias explained calmly.
"Ok, remind me to never ** her off" I sighed, why do I keep getting surprised by these people? Snapping back to the fight, I saw the same girl lift the monster up and throw her in to the far wall. "Now Akeno, it is your turn", Rias instructed.
Akeno walked forward, and I am sure I saw a very disturbing smile on her face, and yet it is still quite beautiful. As the beast tried to move, Akeno lifted up her hand and lightning shot from the cloud that just seemed to appear out of nowhere.
"Oh wow. She is absolutely beautiful right now", I said in disbelief and I did receive some weird looks. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something moving towards Rias. Taking a look I saw that it was one of the arms that had fallen off the beast.
Diving towards the arm, I pushed Rias out of the way and grabbed on to the arm with my now equipped gauntlet. "DIVIDE", the claw bellowed as the arm was physically torn in half. "Fufufu, I could get used to that", I giggled. Sean is right. I need to stop my girlish habits.
"Thanks", Rias said as she realized what just happened. I held out my hand to her. "Need a lift?", I asked with a smile. Why the hell am I smiling right now? She took the hand and I pulled her to her feet with ease. Must be devil strength?
"Oh my, you tried to hurt my master", Akeno giggled as more lightning struck the beast that was now wavering on the floor in pain. "It seems you still have some fight in you", she giggled as the lightning intensified.
"You were right, she is the ultimate sadist", I commented with a smile. I don't know why, but I am enjoying this way too much. Watching the lightning strike the creature it soon came to an end. "Fufufu, I would like to continue, but that is for the president", Akeno giggled happily.
Akeno walked back to the group and Rias walked forward. "Any last words?", she asked as she looked down at the pathetic creature below her. "Kill me", it grunted. "As you wish", Rias replied in an emotionless voice. Lifting her hand towards the beats black and red energy seemed to form around her hand.
"Good bye", Rias finally said as the energy shot from her hand and struck the beast. A red light engulfed the room. The light began to fade and with it did the beast; no I mean it. There is nothing left of that thing. I whistled at the sight of the dust that was the beast started to scatter in the nonexistent wind.
"Great job everyone", Rias praised. "Mm...President, what abilities does a pawn have?", I asked. "Oh, a pawn has the power of promotion", she explained. "Promotion is where a pawn can evolve to a higher piece if it is in a place I deem an enemies' territory", Rias continued.
After jumping childishly through a few portals, me and Akeno arrived back at the apartment. "Sean, we're home", I called and got a horrified scream as a reply. "Is he going to be ok?", Akeno asked. "Don't worry, we probably just scared him since we didn't come through the front door", I explained.
Walking in to my bedroom, Akeno followed me with a smile on her face. "So, is that how you act every time you are in a fight?", I asked. "Yes, is something wrong?", she asked as I think she saw my amazed face. "Ok, I can't wait till we have another fight", I exclaimed happily.
"Why are you looking forward to our next fight?", Akeno asked. "Cause I want to see that sadist smile on your beautiful face again", I replied without thinking. "Fufufu, maybe you can show me what that kind of smile looks like on your cute face", Akeno giggled in reply.
"Mm...Uh let's get some food", I staggered out. Akeno giggled again as she followed me to the kitchen. Sean was in his room cursing the fact that Bagger couldn't kill the enemies while he was hacking a computer or something.
Akeno sat down on the couch in the living room, while I went to the fridge. "So you want anything special?", I asked. "You cook", Akeno questioned. "Only a few things", I replied. "Can you cook chili and rice?", she asked. I smirked "How spicy?", I asked.
"Mild please", she replied innocently. Was this really the girl that attacked a monster with lightning? I shrugged my shoulder and set too work. About 20 minutes later, Sean came out of his room with a smile. "Glenn", he stated. "Yes?", I asked as I stirred the sauce for the chili. "Just beat Dead Space 1, 2 and 3 on the hardest difficultly in less than 30 hours", Sean explained.
"Well congratulations on wasting 30 hours of your life. You want some chili? I'm making it for me and Akeno", I asked. "So taking her to dinner already?", he asked with a sly smile. "No, we just got back from taking care of a stray devil and Rias informed me of what the chess pieces give us", I explained and I heard Akeno giggled from the living room.
"Well, explain it over the food", Sean replied and walked in to the living room, leaving me alone in the kitchen. Another ten minutes passed and I served the chili with rice to my roommates. "Oh my, this looks great", Akeno praised and made me blush. Why the hell am I blushing?
"So, Glenn's the girl I helped this relationship", Sean commented. "Shut up", I growled. "Fufufu, I can cook as well", Akeno giggled. I sighed and sit beside Akeno as Sean decided to lie down and eat.
"So what do the chess pieces give us?", Sean asked. "Well, a knight is speed, a rook is extreme defense, and offence, queen is all of the pieces and bishop. Actually Rias didn't mention that one", I explained. "President does have a bishop, but he is away at the moment. And to ask your question a bishop is given enhanced magic abilities", Akeno explained to our unasked question.
"So what do pawns get?", Sean asked. "A pawn can have any of the other abilities, as long as they promote themselves in enemy territory", I explained while eating some chili. I need some cheese with this.
"So, what was the stray devil like?", Sean asked. "It's funny you were playing Dead Space and the thing looked like a hunter with a naked girl on top", I replied with a chuckle. "Damn, I wish I was there now. Oh well, I can get the next one", Sean stated and finished his food.
I grabbed the plates after everyone had finished and throw them in the dish washer. Walking back in to the living room, I saw Sean and Akeno chatting and Sean had a sly smile on his face. I had a bad feeling about this.
"So Glenn, how did Sean and you end up playing music together?", Akeno asked. I knew it. "Sean, didn't we say never to bring that up?", I asked. "No, you said never to bring it up. I think it's a funny story", Sean replied.
"Well, I was at one of our friends parties, and Sean decided to bring his guitar and play for some people", I stared with a sigh. "So he started playing a song no one knew except for me, well I started singing to myself, and the girl next to me heard me sing and told everyone", I continued.
"After being forced to sing, it ended up that most of the people there were drunk and I was dragged off to sing by some girls. Let's just say that when I came back, I was not happy", I replied. "What happened?", Akeno asked. "The girl grabbed their makeup and made him look like one of the guys from KISS; they even got him in to one of the costumes the guy owned", Sean chuckled at the memory.
"Fufufu, must have been hard for you, Glenn", Akeno commented. "Wasn't the worst thing I had to go home like that, because someone burnt my clothes", I said while glaring at Sean. "Wasn't my fault, your clothes were lying there and we wanted a fire to cook marshmallows", Sean replied in his defense.
After that we all went to bed; well Sean did. I sat up playing Halo with a few friends while Akeno tried to sleep. "Ok guys, I will be back in a bit. I need some drinks" I explained over the party chat. "Glenn, we don't have any drinks left", Akeno pointed out.
"Don't worry, I will just head to the nearest shop" I stated and walked out of the apartment. About an hour later, I was strolling through the part with my drinks and snacks in my hands. "I think I got enough", I muttered to myself. I don't know what it was but I felt like I was in danger for some reason.
"Oh look, a devil walking around without its master", someone remarked from behind me. I turned around to see a man in a trench coat looking at me. "Did you say something?", I asked. "Seeing as your master is no where around here I would think you are astray", the man stated.
"I don't like the feeling I am getting from this guy", I thought to myself. "Since you are nothing than a low class stray, it won't matter if I kill you", the man explained and held out his hand. Soon a spear of light manifested itself in the man's grip.
"You're a fallen angel, aren't you?", I asked. "Yes, now die", the man yelled as he throw the spear. Now my reflexes are top notch but this spear I couldn't dodge. Diving to the left, I thought the spear would miss me; who would have thought the spear can change direction.
Have the spear stab itself in to my shoulder wasn't the worst thing; the fact that my blood decided to get away from the spear at all cost was. Falling to my knees in pain I forced myself to look up and see the man flying above me with his jet black wings flapping behind him.
"He might be in league with that other fallen. I can't use my gear", I thought as the man readied another spear. Just as I was going to panic and use my gear, a certain red haired devil walked out of the bushes. "Can you explain to me why you are attacking my cute servant?", she asked, even if I am one throw away from death I still blush.
"So, this low class is your servant?", the fallen asked. "Yes, now can you leave before I have to kill you", Rias replied in a calm tone; I also noticed the shiver go down the man's spine. Yep, Rias is one scary girl when she wants to be. "I guess I will leave him for today, but if I find him alone again, I can't make any promises", the fallen stated and flew away.
"Well since that is over with, I think I am going to pass out due to blood loss, please don't violate my body", I stated and everything went black.
Third person:
Rias giggled at the boy's statement before grabbing the bags of food and walked over to the unconscious body. "Looks like I have some healing to do tonight", she said to herself. With a wave of her hand a red portal opened below the two.
Appearing inside Sean and Glenn's apartment, Rias threw the bags on to the couch and lifted the boy in her arms. "He is really light", she thought as she made her way to the boy's room. Opening the door, Akeno saw the unconscious Glenn in her master's arms. "What happened?", she asked as she threw the headset she was wearing on to the bed. "A fallen angel attacked him so we should start healing him, and what were you doing?", Rias asked as she noticed that Akeno was on Glenn's computer.
Akeno adopted a sheepish look. "Oh...mm...I was just playing some games with a few of Glenn's friends", Akeno replied sheepishly. "So, got any stories about what Glenn was like in Ireland?", Rias asked seemingly forgetting about the injured boy.
"Tones, his friend bugger had some of the most embarrassing stories, but let's get to healing him, then I will share them with you", Akeno explained as she let Rias place Glenn on the bed. "Wonder what he will think when he wakes up", Rias questioned as she and Akeno began to undress.
Normal POV:
"Oh primus, my head" I groaned. I didn't want to open my eyes because I would fear I was in a hospital. "Mm..." someone murmured as something squeezed my side. Cracking my eye open, I saw Akeno hugging my side while naked. Nothing to bad, wait what? Opening my eyes, I was correct. Akeno was butt naked while hugging me.
"Uh...did I drink too much again?", I wonder out loud. "No, but you did get stabbed in the arm", someone said from my other side. Whipping my head to the direction of the voice, I saw Rias hugging my other side and she too was naked. "Wha-why are you naked?", I asked.
"We had to bathe you in magic to heal you, and that is easier done if the healing and the injured are naked" Rias explained. "Wait, did you see me being naked?", I asked and got a nod. True enough, I was without clothes.
"Oh **", I yelled and grabbed the blanket to cover my man hood. "Fufufu, you are quite energetic in the morning", Rias commented, not even trying to hide herself. I quickly throw on a pair of pants and tossed them the blanket. "I think you should cover yourself", I explained while looking away.
"You can look all you want", Rias explained casually. "What?", I asked in disbelief. "I'm sure you are ok with it, Mr. Sexy Fox", Rias stated and I instantly froze. "Where did you hear that name?", I asked. "Oh it wasn't me; Akeno decided to play some games with some of your friends", Rias explained and I instantly paled.
"Who said it?", I asked carefully. "Bagger", Rias replied. "Ok, what else did he say?", I asked. "Well now, where would the fun in that be?", Rias said with a mysterious smile. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone as long as you pay me back for my silence", Rias explained. "What do I have to do?" I asked. "Not much. First, you will be going me and Akeno in a bath tonight, where you will be cleaning our bodies and singing", Rias explained.
"Next, I want you to agree to go on one date with one of the girls from our school", Rias explained. "Huh?", I questioned. "You and Sean are quite popular at the moment, so I want you to become some of the top idols of our school just like the rest of us are", Rias explained.
"How does have me go out with someone make me an idol for the school?", I asked in odious confusion. "Having you go out with someone will make the female population of the school see you as an attractive guy and not some pervert like the other ones", Rias explained.
"Does it have to be a random girl or can it be someone I know?", I asked while sneaking a glance at the sleeping Akeno. "Sean was right. You do have a thing for my queen", Rias commented. "I...uh...damn", I sighed and Rias giggled. "Don't worry. I do all my servants to get intimate with each other", Rias stated simply. "Not really what I was going for", I replied. "But I think you should accept one from a few fan girls and then ask my queen", Rias explained.
It was at this time Akeno decided to wake up. "Mm...Such a wonderful dream", Akeno yawned. "And what were you dreaming about?", Rias asked. "Mm...Have Glenn fight some stray devils with an amazing sadist smile on his cute face", Akeno replied like it was nothing. "Maybe you have more of a chance with my queen then I thought", Rias mumbled to herself while I stared at the raven haired beauty.
"So, how are you feeling?", Akeno asked. "Not bad, just a really big headache", I replied. "Yo Glenn, you and Akeno stopped making out yet?", Sean yelled from the other side of the door. "No...Wait, that's not what I meant", I yelled back and the two girls giggled. "Glenn", Sean said as he opened the door and instantly froze.
"This is so not what it looks like", I said in my defense. "Glenn, I never thought you would have it in you", Sean cried proudly. "Wait, it's not like that", I argued. "Oh Glenn, you were fantastic last night", Akeno giggled and kissed me on the cheek.
"I know. They don't him a legendary dragon for nothing", Rias giggled and hugged my side. "Damn it. Sean is never going to stop annoying me about this", I thought. "Hehehe, child you have to be my funniest host yet", Albion laughed inside my head. "Screw you", I thought back to him.