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RestlessDaughter: Thank you for that. I have not read any stories like this and it I've been wanting to do a karaoke story for a while and a Twin-who-lived story as well.
E the time keeper: Here it is!
Saturday all of Hogwarts was there to watch and listen to the singers that had signed up.
Ross Potter. Song: I wanna talk about me. Toby Keith.
Alex Martinez. Song: Perfect Simple Plan.
Cody Jackson* Song: Numb Linkin Park.
Ariel Wills, Alex Martinez, Penny Kinnas and Trinity Mitchell Song: Hell in Heels Pistol Annies.
Harry Potter Song: Breaking the Habit Linkin Park.
"Hello, and welcome to the first annual Hogwarts' karaoke night! First up we have Ross Potter singing I wanna talk about me by muggle artist Toby Keith." Harry snorted.
Ross stepped up to the stage and flashed a 'charming' smile. He started singing.
Yeah, Yeah We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk I wanna talk about me
That's right
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about meeeeee
I wanna talk about me
Harry was laughing so hard his friends were worried that he would die of asphyxiation.
We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes I wanna talk about me I wanna talk about ME! I wanna talk about me
your high school team and your moisturizer cream
We talk about your nana up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, bout your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about meeeeeeee
mmmm me me me me
mmmm me me me me
You you you you you you you you you you you you you
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about meeeeeeee
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Oh me!
When he was done he took a bow and everyone began booing.
'What the hell' (A/N. Think of Stewie.) He ran down, sat in his chair and bowed his head. Maybe it was wrong for him to only think about himself. He saw the way that Harry looked at him. Hurt, jealousy, hatred. His brother hated him.
"Next up we have Alex Martinez singing Perfect by Simple Plan."
Alex stood and grabbed the microphone.
Hey, Dad, look at me
Think back, and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time
Doing things I want to do?
Alex had an amazing singing voice. Some girls were so jealous of Penny; even if they weren't exclusive everyone knew that one day they would get married.
But it hurts when you disapproved all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for
You can't pretend that I'm alright
and you can't change me
People were dancing including Harry and Ari.
"Never knew Al had a soft side." Ari chuckled.
"Wonder what else we don't know 'bout him."
'Cause we lost it all I try not to think 'Cause we lost it all Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's all right
And nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
And nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cause we lost it all
Nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
'Cause we lost it all
Nothin' lasts forever
I'm sorry I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late
And we can't go back
I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
There were cheers and shouts of joy. Alex smiled. He knew that this was only the warm up for their plan. Operation: Show the school who they really are and finally get the recognition they disserve. Trinity came up with the name. Seriously that girl was like a squirrel on a sugar high.
"Next we have Cody," Dumbledore was cut off by Jackson's cough. "Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Jackson with Numb by Linkin Park.
Jackson began to sing in a deep voice. Many gasps were heard. No one had heard him speak before. The girls were having trouble believing that this quiet boy could be so, well, HOT!
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Many people were confused. What had this guy's childhood been like? (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Cheers were heard. "Yeah don't be anyone else!" Fred Weasley yelled.
"Yeah that's really hard!" George continued.
"We've tried!" They both finished.
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control?
Cause everything that you thought I would be (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there And I know I may end up failing too I've become so numb I can't feel you there I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Has fallen apart right in front of you
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
But I know you were just like me
With someone disappointed in you
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Jackson got a standing ovation from the crowd. Well except the rest of the Slytherins and Gryffindors. 'He's not so great.' Or 'Stupid just so stupid' were popular thoughts among the two houses.
Dumbledore stood and announced the next group.
"Now we have the lovely Ariel Wills, Penny Kinnas and Trinity Mitchell singing Hell on Heels by Pistol Annies."
*I do not own this character he belongs to the person who owns Flight 29 Down.