Eight months... It's been Eight Fucking months?! FUCK!

Hey guys (and gals), Kyoki here. I am EXTREMELY sorry for the delay. But SOMEBODY decided it'd be funny for me to disappear for most of the year... that being said i haven't finished the trailers for the other two member of team JAGUAR (I'm talking to you FlamingGinger), so until I do I'm Basically saying "Fuck it." I'd rather get them out in order but I'm an idiot who cant focus for very long. So! Until they're done I hope you guys enjoy the R trailer for Team JAGR.

"This was a bad idea." the red head thought as his jaded eyes moved over the large room he was in. The coliseum like room was made even more so by the large barred off tunnels circling the room. However, it was diminished by the fact that there were flood lights every where and the forty or so men up in the "stands".

"What's up, Ronny boy?" The "boy" turned around and looked up to see a man with dark brown, almost black hair, wearing a worn leather jacket with holes in it missing the left arm. The most striking thing about the man was his eyes. his left eye was bright brown, almost golden, while the other was so pale you'd swear it was solid white.

"Well? Cat gotcha tongue or somethin?" At this he got no reply. "Ooook. Well how bout this? We both know why you're here. You want somethin I got. But I would like to keep that lil thing." After he spoke he pull a small key out of his pocket. The key looked to be a pre-age tech bar with two extrusions at one end.

"I know what this lil baby opens." As soon as those words left his mouth the red heads eyes narrowed. "Now all I need is for you to tell me where the damn thing is." Still the red head was silent. "Fine. You know what? Lets try this." At this the bars around the room started to open. As the tunnels opened several ursai started walking out of them.

"You live, you get the key. You die, well you get the point, right Ronny boy?" One of the men to the mans right turned to him. "Uh boss?" "What is it" "How are we supposed to find what were lookin for if he dies?" Both men gave pause at this thought. "..." "..." "Well it's too late for that ain't it?"

As the two argued, "Ronny" faced the sleuth of ursai as they finally noticed his presence among them. He brought his right hand to his waist and grasp the handle hanging there. He pulled the blade and launched acrossed the ground, surprising the creatures.

"..I was only saying that..." Both men stopped as they heard the revving of a motor. The leader, confused, spoke. "What the hell is that?" The answer soon came in the form of the red head below literally chain-sawing his way through three of the ursai without hesitation.

As the three fell, the rest of the sleuth finally realized that the red head was a threat and went after him. He quickly drew the second blade from his belt and charged the group. As they neared each other, both blades started to glow.

The saw blade in his right began glowing with a dull red glow as the other gained a blue almost white aura along with small arcs of electricity jumping between the points of its chain. The closest ursa fell quickly as it was split in half, both halves being cauterized as the red head ran between them. Two of the remaining ursai made to swipe at him as he brought his second blade to bear. As the claws came into contacted both creatures were sent into a fit of spasms before hitting the ground with smoke rising from their fur.

With only three ursa left in the "arena", the leader of the group was starting to get nervous. "You've gotta be kiddin me. Is this kid seriously the only one who knows where the damn thing is?" "Well he's the only known member of the group that hid it. Of the five, Ronald Pyrex is the only one to actually show his face to people."

As the two were talking, the redhead, now known as Ronald, was finishing up with the last ursa. The beast, for it's part, had managed to avoid death at the cost of one of it's arms. The two faced each other, one with rage and hate, the other with pity.

The ursa, eyes blazing, charge as hard as it could toward it's opponent. Before it could reach him, Ronald pointd both of his blades at the creature. Both blades brightened so that the right was a bright orange and the other was almost pure white. Both blades were spinning full throttle as an aura of heat and lightning surrounded the wielder.

The two were a mere five feet from each other when the ursa jumped, raising its remaining claw above it's head. As the claw came down, Ronald crossed his arms at the elbow, bringing the weapons parallel to each other over his shoulders. Just as the claw came within an inch of his nose, he swung both blades down into an upward arc, releasing all of the energy stored in the weapons.

The ursa had no time to react as the blades sliced clean through its arm and body. In a flash of blinding light it was over. The ursa, or what remained of it lay behind Ronald as he turned to face the leader. The leader, not quite over what he had witnessed simply gawked before sneering. "You bastard. Do you have any idea how long it took us to get all of those?" Ronald simply shrugged. "It was your fault. You said if I survived i would get my key back." "So you do talk. And here I was thinkin you were a fuckin mute."

Ronald begun walkin toward the leader with a business like look on his face. "And how do you plan on taking this from me?" As the leader spoke, he held the key in front of his face. The last thing anyone expected from ronald was a smirk before he said "Like this." He spun both of his blades toward the leader. Flames and lightning smashed the structure below the leader sending him and three of his followers to the ground below.

As the dust settled the leader groaned in pain before pushing himself up. "What's the big idea you dip shit." As he opened his eyes and looked toward the "dip shit", he came face to face with the end of Ronalds chain saw blade. "H-hey now. N-n-no need to get testy."

He slowly backed away from Ronald. He had taken four steps when Ronald finally bagan walking forward. "Shit. Come on, man. Maybe we can make a deal?" As soon as he finished, Ronald stopped and nelt to the ground.

What the leader had failed to realize while he was terrified was that he had dropped the key when he fell. As soon as he saw Ronald pick it up, he blanched. "Fuck." "I got what I came for." Ronald walked up to the leader and smashed the side of his blade into the mans head. The leader hit the ground, out cold. "Good bye."

One week later...

The redhead sat on a bench at the back of a large group of people waiting for there ride. As he sat there his thoughts were stuck on what those men had said. "Of the five... Do they really know about us?" He was brought from his musings when someone called. "Hey Ron. what's up?" He turned his head to see his friend. "Jake. We need to talk."

Well then. With that done, I naturally will be giving credit to Ronalds creator (who seems to love changing his name), who is (as of October 30th) Oscar De Nogla... Someone PLEASE tell me what that MEANS! Anyway I will TRY to get the other trailer out soon and will be...

*smash* The fuck? *Slender man enters the room* THATS IT! FUCK THIS! *Pulls out shot gun* SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! *BANG BANG BANG*

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