Chapter 2: The Birds and the⦠birds?
Right about now everyone was getting tired of Luna being so innocent. For someone who is 14 not to have a clue about sex was unbelievable.
Even though Nelly should be the one to explain things too Luna, she was just too busy at work. The alternative: Otis and Vlad flipped a coin. Why no Henry? He isn't the brightest one and definitely could confuse Luna. Anyways, Otis had called heads and Vlad had called tails. Since it landed on heads, Vlad had lost, thus granting him the duty of giving Luna "the talk".
Vlad, after many days of preparation, was finally ready. He walked into the room Nelly had given to Luna for the time being.
"Luna, we need to talk," he said in a dry tone.
"Huh? Vlad?" she questioned from the bed that she was sitting on. Her eyes brightened and she ran up to hug him. "Vlad, I'm so sorry I ate your cookies! They were staring into my soul!"
He just patted her head and told her it was alright.
Her innocence would stay for another day.
