BEFORE WE BEGIN THIS CHAPTER, I wish to explain a few things.
1: I will NOT due any... Romance build up in a pairing due to the fact I suck at it. Badly. I couldn't romance a fucking rock.
2: I will be typing the names of gods I know of/ remember the spelling. If I don't remember the spelling, I will just say their main domain god of. I worded that weird , but fuck it. (No sexual pun or regular pun intended)
3: The omniverse is a weird subject, that will be explained now. The Omniverse holds a infinite amount of multiuniverses, while the Multiverse's hold a infinite amount of Universe's, which hold a infinite amount of possibilities. And Fierce deity and his other forms is the GOD OF THE OMNIVERSE. That is why Fierce Deity is so high on the food chain of ANY story I write. Hell a Gamer ability would crash if trying to observe him, if he wants it to. The blessing given by him can be "read" only if the observe ability was about 200 for a MINIMUM of details. The max needed would about 400,000. Yeah that is pretty huge and nearly impossible to reach.
Now for the Crack fic question, I honestly don't know what entitles for a crack fic, so yeah. I would need some info on that.
Now to prepare to yell at a certain dumb ass.
2 hours after the meeting
"So Lamia has spotted the Demigod? But for whatever reason she has not killed him?" Perseus asks annoyed.
"Y-Yes milord. Though she did say that the Demigod has some annoying friends." The monster Reports.
"Damn it. Begone. I want to think for a while." Perseus commands.
"Yes sire!" The monster leaves.
"HEM. We need to talk you fool! The plan was for you to FUCKING ALLIE WITH THEM BY STAYING WITH THEM! NOT DO THAT SHIT! YOU PULLED A FUCKING KAKASHI ON THEM!
For fucks sake. You better make this shit better. Dumb ass." Linkfanx, or Author who destroyed the fourth wall a month ago, says.
"Yeah yeah yeah, blah fucking blah. I am not joining those fools. Not worth it." Perseus says back.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING GO THERE WITH ME! I WILL TEAR YOU A NEW ONE! YOU BETTER MAKE IT UP OR ELSE I WILL FUKCING END YOU!" Linkfanx says extremely pissed off.
"Like you knew about the Gamer Goku stories before yours?" Perseus says snotty.
The author proceeds to cry "I APPOLOGIZEED FOR NO KNOWING YOU DICKHEAD! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SOMEONE DID IT! FOR FUCKS SAKE!" The author says while crying anime style.
"Well, the plot has to be done." Perseus says. He then goes outside the castle (Yeah he has a castle in Tarterus) and runs into a the titan of light, Hyperion.
:What the fuck are you doing outside my castle, titan? You should leave NOW. I will not tolerate your presence." Perseus says annoyed.
"Wait! Before you attack, I come with a message from Kronos! He wishes to make a alliance-" Hyperion is cut off by Perseus.
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I JOIN ANY SIDE OFF THIS STUPID AS FUCK WAR!? BETTER YET WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS LEAVE ME ALONE! I WILL NEVER JOIN THE GODS OR TITANS!" Perseus yells with anger.
"B-but he promises-" Hyperion stutters in fear before being interrupted.
"PROMISES!? HE IS A FUCKING LIER! NOW FUCK OFF MY CASTLE GROUNDS! MY MONSTERS WILL NOT AIDE EITHER SIDE UNDERSTOOD? NOW FUCKING LEAVE!" Perseus says with annoyance. Hyperion runs away while pissing his pants in fear.
The fates appear. "Perseus, you MUST choose a side. We the fates order it. You MUST listen to fate."
Perseus flips the Fates off. "I don't have to do shit. You three at all fucking tough, just because you "help" guide fate. Well guess what? You can kiss my ass." The fates give him a angry look.
"We will bring this up with Chaos." The Fates threaten.
"And I will involve Fierce Deity. He IS my father after all." Perseus threatens.
"Right. Be ready for a summon in a week, puny one." The fates leave as Perseus flings a energy ball that destroys a few hundred miles of land and a river branch of the Styx, creating a lake.
"Damn fates." Perseus says with some annoyance in his voice.
EDIT: Surprising enough, I changed only a little of this chapter. Just a few letters were missing, I kept misspelling the pits name and I got rid of the author at the end. Now for chapter 3. NOTE: The edits are just for me in this mass fixing shit. Though I am surprised that this, and my Gamer Goku stories have quite a few follows. I will be indeed updating these three stories: God of Earth, Sea, and Sky, Gamer Goku, The Wild Hero of Zero. The will be indeed updated. Whether it will be 3 quick and consecutive updates, or just on per 3 months. My updating possibility is completely random these days.