The Necklace: Chapter 1

Summary: It was a joke, that's all it really was. Until it became serious, then everyone was heartbroken. Especially Sasuke. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi, and enough cusses to feed the starving penguins in Artantica.

Warnings: Yaoi (As in boy X boy), OOC-ness, cross-dressing, cussing (And lots of it), explosive farts, cuddling, OC retards, sucky writing, non-sense, and enough pie to go 'round.

Max entered the school, the little package in his hands. He walked up to Naruto, holding his hands out as if he was giving the plague away.

"Hey, Naaaaruuuuutoooo!" Max sang out in a sing-song voice.

"What, Max?" Naruto barked.

"TAKE IT! A present from me to you!"

"What… is it?" Naruto asked, removing the gift from Max's hands and shaking it by his ear.

"A present." Max said, nearly dying of laughter. Naruto opened it and grimaced, Max bursting out laughing.

"Will you marry me Naruto? JK, JK." Max said in between desperate gasps of breath and violent fits of laughter.

"If you're trying to get me mad again, you're failing at it. And who honestly says JK?" Naruto asked.

"I do."

"Girls do."

"You're a girl."

"No I'm not."

"You have the necklace to prove it."

"I hate you."

"I hate you to."

"I know you do."

"I know you know I do." Max replied cleverly.

Naruto sighed as he entered his house, the present from earlier dangling from his hand. Today had been one hell of a day for him. He had to deal with Max (Regular everyday thing), lost the football game because Max and Izak needed to learn how to play (Also a regular everyday thing). Tired… need bed… Naruto thought, groaning. Football had seriously been killer today, a bit more than usual. The only sensible thought he could think in his clouded head was sleep. I need sleep…

Naruto plopped down on his bed, setting the necklace on the bedside table. He groaned, realizing that he actually had to take his shoes off. Which required him to do something. Naruto groaned, he was tired beyond tiredness. He was almost too tired to fall asleep. Sloppily kicking them off (He barely got them off (It was a wonder how he could get them off (I like pie (I like parenthesis)))), he fell into a deep sleep.

Naruto slowly opened his eyes, waking up after a nice dream about… whatever dreams are about (I'm to lazy to think up of some dream. What about swimming in pie? Yeah. He had a nice dream about swimming in pie.). He looked around and groaned. Great, He thought groggily, I'm up.

"You're up." A voice said.

"Wh-who?" Naruto looked around, confused, his eyes falling on the person. "How?"

"You should make yourself master."

Master? Now Naruto knew that something was fucked up.

"Master? MASTER? Okay, who are you, and what did you dare Max to make him dare you that?" Naruto asked, looking at the kid, his eyes widedend.

He was pretty. Raven hair in a duck-butt like style (This is where you say, "Ah! Sasuke! I was wondering where that duck's ass had gone to."), and he had obsidian eyes.

"Who… are you?" Naruto asked cautiously, noticing the maid dress on him. Was it a girl? Well, it looked like one, but some-what like a guy, too.

"I'm you're necklace, master…" The kid said, seeming like it (Yes, Naruto has no idea the gender of Sasuke people. Sorry. He will be reassured that he is a guy again… (u) Huggiez!) was going out on a limb.

"Right. And Max is the best football player in history. How much did he pay you, I'll pay you double what he is for you to stop."

"Who's Max, master?" It asked, cocking it's head to the side.

"Wow, he got a really good actor- or are you an actress- okay, I;m sick of this. Are you a guy or a girl?" Naruto asked.

"I… wha-what do you want me to be?" I wouldn't want to-to make you angry with me…" It said, looking to the side.

"I want you to be what you are…?" Naruto said cautiously. Max went a bit far with this dare, Tyler thought.

"I'm a… I'm a boy…" He said, looking down. "Don't hurt me, PLEASE, MASTER!" He cried, clutching his skirt, hanging his head, his shoulders quaking with his sobs.

"Wait! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!" Naruto pleaded loudly, holding his arms out and shaking his hands. He really hated it when he made people cry.

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I-I…" The boy looked up, tears still streaming off his cheeks. Naruto noticed the scratches- cuts even- on his face and his arms. Poor kid… Naruto thought, who could do that to such a cute kid?

"Where are those cuts from?" Naruto dared to ask.

"Wha-what?" The kid was still crying "What?" He looked at his arms and hands. "Ah… oh… th-th-that…" The boy said. "My ol-ol…" He gulped. "My old mast-master-er." His voice was still wavering.

"What do you mean? What did they do?" Naruto asked, eyebrows furrowing in thought.

"He-he wo-would beat me-me-me…" The boy trailed off.

"WHAT? Who would beat you? You're just…. ADORABLE!" Naruto said, freaked out by the fact that someone would have the heart to hurt the boy.

"He'd be an-angere-ed by me… Someti-sometimes he-he'd even have t-to drag m-me to th-the be-bed…" Whispering the last part, the boy's eyes widened considerably.

"WHAT? Oh my god, you poor thing! Who the hell would do that?" Naruto asked, gathering the boy in his arms and just sitting there with him, stroking his hair. The boy continued to cry into Naruto's chest (Aw! Yayz! Wait… boo!). "Shh, it's okay. I won't hurt you…" Naruto softly reassured the boy, the boy clutching tightly to Naruto's shirt.

"What's your name?" Naruto asked softly when the boy had finally calmed down.

"My-my name?" He asked, sniffling. "Whatev-ever you want it-"

"Before you say whatever I want it to be, I want to know your name. I want to know who you are, I don't wanna make it up. And don't call me master. I don't think I deserve the name."

The boy was silent for a few beats. "Sa-Sasuke…" He whispered.

"What was that?" Naruto asked.

"Sasuke…" He said, looking up at Naruto. "That's my name."

"Sasuke, huh? Well… that's a cute name." Naruto said. Damn it, why did Max have to dare the cutest kid alive? Naruto thought. Well, maybe, just maybe, he wasn't dared.

Sasuke yawned, stretching on Naruto's lap, then relaxing and cuddling up to his chest. "You tired?" Naruto asked, stroking Sasuke's hair. Sasuke only nodded in reply. "Okay." Naruto said.

"I should go back…" Sasuke said, voice filled with the tiredness of his brain.

"Where?" Naruto asked.

"Into the necklace. I should've gone back earlier…" Sasuke said, trailing off.

"O-okay…" Naruto said, Sasuke getting up off of Naruto's lap. Sasuke stroked the necklace, and then he was gone.

"Bye… I guess." Naruto said, shrugging. I really need some sleep. Waking up to hallucinations of adorable boys in maid dresses can not be healthy. Naruto thought, stretching and laying back down.

.::Wake me up when the first buds of spring bloom.::.

A/N: So? So? How was it? It was GREAT, wasn't it! This is actually one that I'm glad I came up with. This one is amusing to write, yayz~. What inspired this one, I wonder… I can't really remember. Yet, I have a feeling that it might have something to do with… what was it… some old cartoon… W.I.T.C.H? Yeah, I think that was the name… and then BOOM! There you have it! Yayz~ Love it while it lasts! Oh, yeah, I haven't finished the story like I said I did... last chapter is pending... argh...