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AN: Can't you people ever be satisfied with just one chapter? Fine, back by popular demand, Lunchtime at the Crossover Café, super, gold-plated, 360elite, with sprinkles and a cherry on top, edition.
Inuyasha slammed his tray down on the table. "Damnit, what is with these crossover writers? It's like they are intentionally writing this to put strains on our lives." Inuyasha glared disgustedly at their latest Yu Yu Hakusho crossover. Kagome came over and set her tray down much more sedately.
"At least you don't have to get into a romantic relationship with two men at the same time… In ANY of the ones we are currently doing." Inuyasha growled. He had been stuck with the 'selfish asshole who only cares about Kikyou' template, and told he had to drive Kagome away. She would then fall into the waiting arms of Yoko Kurama, who later introduced her to Hiei. Yadda yadda yadda, she can't decide who she loves more, blah blah blah, they decide to share.
"It makes me sick just thinking about it." Inuyasha had to hold back a gag.
"I don't like it any more than you do, hun." Kagome rubbed his back sympathetically.
"Damnit Kagome," Inuyasha was seriously holding back tears. He slammed his fist on the table, "Do you know how much it hurts me to do that to you?" (AN: Hey, tough guys can have feelings too, ne?)
"You think you have it difficult? I have to pretend to be head over heels in love with a woman I have no feelings for. At least you and Kikyou are friends." Yoko Kurama sat down near them.
"I concur," human Kurama came and sat down. He opened his script to an earmarked page he had been having extreme difficulty with, "Apparently, shortly after we agree to 'share', I'm supposed to be engaged in a rather," he grimaced, "graphic kiss scene with Hiei." Everyone at the table remembered the filming of that one scene particularly well…
*flashback*
"God damnit, Kurama! For the love of god just get it right!" This was the fourth time that they had refilmed the kiss scene, and even Hiei, stoic as he was, was starting to get annoyed.
"It's easy for you to say Hiei, you're bi. Such relationships go against my personal beliefs."(AN: Hey why not, I mean, you need to be open to all things when you are a fan fiction actor.)
Hiei muttered something about working in the anime business and beliefs not mixing.
…
Ten filmings in.
"More tongue," came from the director, who was obviously a yaoi fangirl.
…
Twenty filmings in.
"No, you need more passionate groping!" Guess who?
…
Twenty-five filmings of the same scene since they started, and the director finally gave it the thumbs up. The entire crew and cast burst into applause.
*end flashback*
Hiei, who had just sat down, quickly caught up on what they were reminiscing about, and shuddered.
"It's not the kissing that I minded so much, as all the crap I had to do for my fiancée to show that I was serious about our relationship." Hiei shuddered once again at the long hours of chores she had made him do, not to mention the foot massages that lasted hours.
"It is not as bad as the one we are starting later today." Seshoumaru placed his tray down near the group. Rin, following close behind, hopped up onto his lap. "It's is another 'sharing' fic between myself and Inuyasha with Kagome."
Hiei and Kurama just shared a glance, and then both turned to face Seshoumaru.
"I don't see how yours is worse than ours."
"Apparently Rin walks by and…well, see for yourself." Seshoumaru handed the script across the table. Hiei and Kurama turned green at the description. It was a rather detailed scene where Rin caught them in a ménage a trios.
"There are some things that kids aren't meant to see their parents doing."
Shippo, who by this time was sitting in Kagome's lap, nodded his head sagely. "I remember the first time I caught Kagome and Inuyasha sha-" His voice was cut off by both Inuyasha's and Kagome's hands covering his mouth.
Everyone sweat dropped. Ranma chose this moment to drop in on the group, along with the rest of the Ranma crew. "Yo, how is everyone." A chorus of responses answered him.
"So Ranma," Kagome enquired, "how's that latest fan fiction coming for you?"
"I'm actually having a lot of fun with it-"
"That's because you get to run around and play with swords," Ryouga interrupted.
" So I like playing with sharp pointy objects, what's wrong with that?" Everyone big sweated. Only Ranma could say something like that with a straight face.
AN: Whew, that took longer than I thought. Once again, thank you to my beta, Hitokiri Hero, who constantly puts up with my ever increasingly erratic schedule. See that button down there. Yeah, the one with the word "review" on it, click it!