Chapter 2: Why Does Orochimaru Shout Like a Character from Invader Zim?
A/N: Thanks to ANYONE who reviewed! I'm glad you liked, hated, or actually thought it was funny! Here's the second chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim...Or Gir. That is all. I mean no disrespect to the show. I like the show...but a friend banned me from the universe for a week, I can't even watch the show! So this will have to do. YOU NO LIKIE! THEN TALK TO THE PIGGY!(Points at a squeeky piggy) Fear the piggy!
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" Well," Orochimaru said. " I shall use Manda to DESTROY those PATHETIC human FOOD PLACE...ES!"
" Uh," Kabuto said. " Why are you shouting like that?"
" Do you know of the great show ' Invader Zim'?"
" No," Kabuto said.
Orochimaru shook his head. " You really are a sheltered fruitcake, aren't you?"
" What?" Kabuto sked.
" Nothing!" Orochimaru snapped. " It just has this effect on me. He looks like he's having fun when he shouts randomly!"
" But..."
" Silence Earth stink! You shall speak when asked a..." He began to beat his head on a wall. " Question!"
Kabuto was scared, more than usual, with the snake. That is when he noticed a button " Press when he acts like Zim".
" Kabuto." Orochimaru said. " What are you doing?"(hold out doing)
Kabuto just ran and pressed the button.
And from the walls, dozens of needles were aimed at Orochimaru.
" NO!!" He shouted. " Not the bio-tracking needles of doom!"
" Night-night crazy." A robotic voice, that sounded like Gir, said. " I like tacos!"
The shots fired, all hitting their mark. Orochimaru went out like a light.
" Why do you betray me?! Robotic Voice!" Orochimaru shouted.
" Okay..." Kabuto said. " That was effective." He fell to the floor, a stray needle stuck him in the butt.
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Mantineus- Sorry for it being short. But I wanted to end it here.
Balthazar- We both think this one was pathetic.
Together-More later.