Red vs. Blue vs. YJ
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story.
Chapter one
Grif's P.O.V
"I am so bored," I groaned.
"Well what the f*** do you want me to do about it?" Simmons snapped back at me.
"You're the smart one, so figure something out," I replied.
"Moron," Simmons murmured.
"I heard th..." suddenly there was a massive bang. I looked up at the sky and saw a huge red ship flying towards us.
"GET DOWN!" I screamed.
We both jumped out of the way just as it clipped the top of one of the stone pillars. We heard a crash and then Lopez shouting in Spanish.
"¿por qué solo alguna vez se rompen las cosas que tengo que arreglar!?" (Why do they only ever break the stuff that I have to fix!?) Lopez shouted.
"What's all that racket about!?" Sarge shouted in his southern accent.
"Sir, a space craft has just crashed in the middle of the canyon," Simmons stated.
"Well, that can only mean one thing," Sarge started
"What sir," Simmons replied.
"The bluetards have called in reinforcements and they've just arrived," Sarge stated.
"Sarge, the ship was red, so wouldn't that mean the ship has red reinforcements in," I asked.
"No, doofus it's a trick to lure there so they can kill, so instead we are going to go there and kill the blues inside that ship before the blues reach it," he stated smugly.
"What an excellent plan sir," Simmons stated in his usual kiss ass ways.
"Kiss ass," I mumbled.
"Lopez! Get the warthog and the mongoose ready!" He shouted.
"Por qué no puedes tú mismo!?" (Why can't you do it yourself!?) Lopez shouted back.
"This isn't time for any of your jokes Lopez Just do it." Sarge replied.
"Culo," (Ass) He mumbled
Tex's P.O.V
"What was that explosion?" I asked as I reached the top deck of blue blasé.
"Space craft just crashed down in the middle of the canyon," Church replied.
"Do you have any idea of who it belongs to?" I asked.
"I believe it to belong to red team seeing as the ship is red," he stated.
"Let me have look then," I asked
"Fine," he said.
I took a look at the ship through the scope of the sniper rifle. It indeed was the colour red but it couldn't belong to red team because of the fact it looked alien and nothing like a pelican drop-ship.
"Church, you idiot!" I shouted at him
"What," he asked shocked that was angry at him.
"That ship doesn't belong to red team, it's too alien and looks more advanced that those idiots would have never been able to make something like that," I said back to him.
"So who does it belong to then?" he asked.
"Don't know," I replied, "Go get Tucker and Caboose while I prep Sheila."
"Fine," he said in an annoyed voice.
'Let's just hope the occupants in that vessel aren't dead, so I can some answers out of them about what they are doing here.' I thought to myself.
Artemis' P.O.V
I woke to the sun shining through the broken glass of the Bio-ship.
'Where are we,' I thought
I undid the harness holding me in my seat and picked up my bow and quiver. I climbed out the Bio-ship through the broken wind shield and looked around at my surroundings. Form what I could tell we were in a box-canyon of some sort. I climbed to the top of a hill next to Bio-ship and saw two buildings on either side of the canyon. The only difference between the two buildings was that one had red markings on it and the other had blue marking on it.
I heard some groaning coming from the Bio-ship, so I went down the hill and looked inside to see everyone else regaining consciousness.
"What happened?" Aqualad asked.
"We've crashed in some sort of canyon I said as I climbed back in the Bio-ship through the wind shield.
"Ok," he replied, "Is anyone hurt?"
"No," everyone replied.
"Alright, everyone get out and we'll see if we can find the locals and see if they'll help us," Aqualad ordered.
"Whilst I was out looking I noticed at either side of the canyon there is a concrete building, one with red markings and one with blue markings," I said.
"Ok, we'll go to one of them and see if they can help us," Aqualad said.
M'gann opened a hatch at the back of the ship so that we didn't have to scrambling out through the broken wind shield.
As soon as we got out we started to hear what sounded like an accordion getting closer and closer to us at an alarming rate.
"Does anyone else here that sound," Zatanna asked
"I do," Robin replied.
Suddenly a jeep shot over the hill closely followed by a quad-bike with all the occupants shouting yee-haw as they did so.
They landed a few meters behind us and the occupants getting out and pointing guns at us. The only one how didn't get put was the one in maroon armour who instead was pointing the barrel of the machine gun at us instead.
"Okay you dam blues hands where we can see them and I won't be forced to kill you by shotgun to the face," the one in red armour said in a southern accent.
"Señor, son sólo adolescentes," (Sir they're just teenagers) the one in brown armour said.
"You're absolutely right Lopez, we should just kill them now," the one in red said.
Before anyone could do anything though the quad-bike thingy was blow up by a rocket. We all looked in the direction of the base with blue markings to see a tank pointing its cannon at the reds with two people in blue armour and a person in black at the side of it.
"Sarge, I never thought I find you pointing a gun at teenagers," the one in black armour said, who you could tell was female from her voice.
"Tex, what are you and the bluetards over there doing here," Sarge said.
"I just wanted to know who was in the ship that crashed just a few minutes ago," Tex replied.
"So these teenagers don't work for blue team then?" Sarge questioned.
"No they do not," Tex replied.
Tex P.O.V
I looked at the weirdly dressed teenagers that had gotten out of that ship. I saw that some wore masks and some didn't. I also that one had green and decided I ask them about it later. The reds had now lowered their guns and were just stood there. I decided that I would ask them a couple of questions.
"So which one of you is in charge?" I asked
"I am," the one with gills on the side of his neck answered.
"Who are you?" I questioned.
"I am Aqualad, me and my team work for the Justice League," He replied.
"I thought the justice league died ages ago?" I heard Tucker say.
"So did I," I heard Church say.
I ignored them and decided to ask a couple more questions.
"So what are the rest of you called?" I asked
"Artemis," the one wearing green answered.
"Robin," the one wearing the domino mask answered
"Zatanna," the one in the magician outfit answered
"Miss Martian," the one with green skin replied.
'She must be a Martian,' I thought.
"Kid Flash," The one with lightning bolt on his chest answered.
"Superboy," the one with the shield, that has an S in it, on his chest answered.
"Alright, my name is Tex, the one in cobalt is Church, the one in teal is Tucker, and the one in the tank is Caboose," I said.
"Wait!" Church shouted, "Did you just say, that Caboose is driving the tank!"
"S***!" I shouted.
Just then Sheila said, "Friendly fire disengaged, auto-aim engaged,"
"RUN!" I shouted.
Everyone but Church got behind a rock in time, so he ended up getting blown up again.
"TUCKER DID IT!" Caboose shouted from the tank.
"I WAS RIGHT HERE F***TARD
"Friendly engaged, auto-aim disengaged," Sheila said.
"Okay I think it would be best if we decided what we're going to do with this lot," I said.