Well, here I am again. And the war continues...on my part...yaay...sorry, I'm tired. Ish
Anyways, I don't really have many questions at all, so I'm gonna make up some myself.
I know this kinda...actually, no, I'm not gonna. So, Onwards!!
After beating Falco up throughly, Hakkyou returns to the others. They had long since moved to the lounge, and were lounging. But, it seems that they had unexpected visitors...
Hakkyou: Eh? Katt? Bill? Fay? Fara? Peppy? General Pepper? What are you all doing here?
Shadow: I invited them!
Hakkyou: Oh...can we get rid of the old farts?
Shadow: Sure! May I?
Hakkyou: I wouldn't hold you back from it..
Shadow: Alright, Peppy, Pepper- come here would you?
Peppy and Pepper: YOUNGIN!
Shadow: SURPRISE RASENGAN TO THE FACES!!
Shadow hit them each in the face with a rasengan from both hands. The General and Peppy were sent flying.
Fox: OH MY GOD!!
Krystal:...Slippy, what are you doing behind the couch?...!
Falco: I'm back
Shadow: That was almost as fun as the time I shot a fat guy and the started stabbing him!
Hakkyou: It...must have been...
Bill:...The, HEEEELL'S goin on here?!
Katt: Oooooooooooooooi! Krystal!
Krystal: Katt! What's up?
Hakkyou: Well, Shadow, got any questions for the crew?
Shadow: I can ask questions?
Hakkyou: Well, yeah, I mean, you did, make that rule...
Shadow: Right well, here they come!
Shadow: To Krystal, Since your fur is blue, does that mean your insides are as well?
Krystal: Hmm...Well, it might mean that, but I can't really check...
Fox: Well, someone could look in your mouth, and if it's blue, then that answers his question!
Krystal: And let me guess, you wanna volunteer?
Fox: Wh-uh, what?!
All: ahahahahahahaha
Hakkyou: Alright! We'll do what Fox said! Krystal, open your mouth!
Krystal opens her mouth
Fox: OH MY GOD!?
Hakkyou: WHAT FRESH HELL!?
Shadow: Eew...It's reminiscent of a cross between bile and tires...
Falco: Whoa, who knew that Krystal was so gross on the inside?
All: GAY!!
Falco: NOT LIKE THAT
Katt: Yes. Just like that.
Slippy: I like it
All: ...
Hakkyou: Please, ask another question Shadow, I think I'm gonna throw up...
Shadow: To Fox, Do you think your dad would approve of your doing this in this fic and in mine?
Fox: Well, I don't really know...The only reason I agree to this kind of stuff is because my dad liked them, and I usually do like them, unless someone does them badly...I mean, this one is okay, but...kinda...Hakkyou?
Hakkyou is in the corner of despair
Krystal: I think he's sensitive about his writing...
Hakkyou: I'M NOT SENSITIVE GO DAMMIT!! I HATE YOU FALCO!!
Hakkyou pulls out the tonfas again and starts beating up Falco...AGAIN
Bill:...The HEEELL'S goin on here?!
Fay: Wow, I only just spoke...
Katt: Chatter chatter
Krystal: Gossip gossip
Fara: BITCH BITCH BITCH
Fox: I...I think you should just continue...
Shadow: Kay. To starfoxluver: Why are you outnumbering us?! This was supposed to be a three way war, and now it's blown out of proportions, even though it'll be a lot more fun. Anyway, Hakkyou and I aren't going to let you beat us. Same to all of you who have teamed up against us!
There is suddenly a blinding light and the air begins to thrum maddeningly with energy, and with a great BANG, the light disappeared, an there, in the after glow of the dimension rip, stood starfoxluver.
Hakkyou: So, it's you
Starfoxluver: Yeah, and guess what?
Shadow: What could you possibly have to tell us that you couldn't have just send a message to say?
Starfoxluver: I'M GONNA WIN!!
Hakkyou: YOU'RE CHEATING!! YOU HAVE A HEAD START!!
Shadow: And you're recruiting people to help you!...Maybe! Well, actually, yes.
Starfoxluver:...Good points...later!
Starfoxluver spreads his arms out, and he disappears in a blast of blinding white light that almost made Hakkyou and Shadow fall over (Falco, Bill, Slippy and Fara went flying), and with another immense BANG, it disappeared.
Hakkyou brushes some dust off of his arm.
Hakkyou: Well, that wasn't very nice!
Shadow: Although, you gotta hand it to him; he's got style...
??:AAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
A lone grey figure falls through the ceiling, and lands on a couch.
All: WOLF?!
Wolf: Aaah, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO THINKING?!...Huh?
Wolf looks out the window. Two figures are seen running away.
Wolf: They ditched me here! Bastards...
Hakkyou: I would like you all to welcome...Wolf O'Donnell!
Applause
Wolf: So...W-
Fox: I'll explain the situation to you-
Wolf: I already know. He explained it to me.
Wolf Points at Hakkyou
Fox: Oh
Shadow: Are we done here? I'm tired...
Hakkyou: Yeah, let's go sleep...S'later!
Fox:Er, night...
Wolf:...aren't they gonna take your beds...?
Star Fox Crew: SHIT!!
Not Star Fox Crew(Excluding Wolf): We'll go to a hotel or something...
Wolf: I'll sleep on the ouch or something...
Fox(far away): We have guest rooms!
The not Star Fox crew all look at each other, then they start scrambling for the door.
Well, this one isn't much good, but that's because I need more questions...SO GIVE ME SOME!!
Just do it.