Chapter 2

Hurray For Scary, Stalker Version of Nerds

(That was a long title for me.)

Dear Diary,

Today is the worst day ever for a girl in love like me; the guy that I liked totally turned me down in the worst way possible!

Really, tell me more! This is getting interesting!

…How the heck are you writing back to me?

Because I am great and powerful, that's why. My previous owner burned me to death. So I've re-incarnated into your current diary.

Diaries aren't alive. I had also kept this one for over two years, and you've never talked to me then.

Well… my soul went into your diary. That's why. I am indestructible!! If I had body parts that worked, I'd laugh maniacally right now then choke and then go into a mild coma. Since I don't have any of those, I can't.

What's the point of writing all of that when you could have written that you'd laugh at me?

Then I wouldn't be satisfied that I didn't rant at all now, would I?

How should I know? I'm not you.

Well… I hate you, try and counter that!

With pleasure, you may hate me, but at least I don't suck (unlike you).

How could you write something so cruel? Fine then, continue what you were writing. I want to know who you like!

Well, I liked this guy, his name is Hiruma.

Continue…

He rejected me, after I mustered up all my courage to ask him out.

Which isn't much, I've read the rest of your entries and I've found out that your backbone is basically non-existent.

Do you want me to tell you or not?

Maybe…

Fine then, I won't tell you.

WAIT! I want to know I'll cry if you won't tell me, then everything in me will be blotched because of the wet-ness.

You don't have eyes.

Who needs them when you have, imagination

As if you have a brain to imagine with.

That's cold

Well I liked this guy named Hiruma since the beginning of High school.

Wait, are you ignoring me? How dare you!

But every time I made bento for him, or I tried to give him chocolate or cake. I can never find him until today.

You are ignoring me! I'll curse you after you're done with this entry! So you better take your sweet time writing this!

When I gave him cake today, he said this; "I don't fing like sweets. Especially fing cake. If you want to kiss up to me, better get your information right before you fing mess up." That's just cruel!

You do remember that he has a habit of swearing, right?

He had one?

You are really clueless, aren't you?

How'd you even know that he likes to swear a lot? What if you're lying to me?

First of all, I don't lie. I fib. Second of all, his dad keeps a diary. So of course I know that Hiruma swears a lot.

But you're not his diary.

Oh contraire, Mademoiselle So-Clueless-That-Makes-Me-Want-To-Roll-My-Eyes-But-Impossible-Because-I-Don't-Have-Any, I was. But I was caught in a shooting accident.

How?

… AH! THE PAIN! THE SCARRING! THE TORCHURE!

You have no nerves.

I was still scarred.

… Maybe I shouldn't write anymore…

Why?

This is the last page.

I can make more.

Well, that is convenient.

Very

Excuse me, I must stop writing a bit, to take the time burning you with acid.

Sure- wait. What? Burn me acid?! You either suck, or you're a nerd.

I am not a nerd. There is a high chance of me learning this from the internet.

You are a nerd. You won the science fair for five years in a row. You didn't get anymore prizes because they banned you, since you were too smart; hence the word, nerd

How'd you know?!?!

I'm a diary remember? You're pretty stupid for a nerd, you know?

…

Hello, you there? Yoo-hoo…Yo-le-hi-hoo! I must assume you are dead! Or not, I must take this time to curse you! You suck, you suck, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash. You will never succeed to capture the hearts of people you like. Since you are too incompetent to actually find out what they like and don't like. You suck in sports! And you're ugly! And you're –

EPLOUGE FOR THIS CHAPTER

The diary was never able to continue, because it was burned to death by a toxic substance poured over it. With it's sponsor, the person who was insulted badly by the diary. But it burned through the diary and table, and floor and wires. In the end, the girl received three years of grounded-ness. Courtesy of her parents; who also found out that their daughter took pictures of Hiruma taking a shower.

I have no idea where she found out where he lived, nor do I want to. Because even the thought of Hiruma naked, is scarring my eyes.

See you all in chapter 3!