AN: Sweet! Someone actually review to this! I feel so loved… Princess Lear, you are the best! Anyway, an idea has been running around in my head for this but I only just was able to put it on paper. I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Host Club cuz if I did, I'd be REALLY creative… and I'm not…

Twin Business

Chapter Two: Two of a Kind

"Yay, we're here!" Tamaki yelled as the limo pulled up to a mansion.

The others rolled their eyes at the immaturity of the Host Club King but secretly agreed with him. After being stuck on an airplane for 12 hours and in Chicago traffic for another 2 hours, everyone was relieved to finally have arrived.

They were escorted into the entrance hall by a butler, who bowed deeply before leaving them to await the Lord and Lady of the house.

Haruhi stared in awe at how grand the hall was. There was a crystal chandelier above their heads and a beautiful staircase that was covered in crimson carpeting that led to the second floor. She glanced at the Host Club members around her yet none seemed impressed. In fact, they appeared to be bored.

The sharp crack of heels connecting with the marble floor turned the club's attention to the foot of the stairs. What they saw was not expected.

"Twins?!" Haruhi and Tamaki exclaimed simultaneously.

Hikaru and Karou were horrified. "Worse… they're Kyoya Twins!"

"Kyoya's not a girl," Hunny stated as he hugged his bunny tighter. Mori placed a comforting hand on the smaller boy's head.

Everyone turned to the shadow king, who also seemed slightly taken aback. "That just means that these two are scarier than I am."

-Everyone's Inner Mind Theater-

The females in business suits stood before them with horns and surrounded by fire, their eyes glowing red and smiles revealing fangs. They held notepads and wore glasses.

-End Inner Mind Theater-

All heads turned as one to stare at the females before them.

The females in question were not surrounded by flames and didn't have horns. They did, however, have identical pinstripe skirt suits and wire rimmed glasses- concealing their eyes, their auburn hair up in identical buns, and held identical notepads. The only difference between the two was that the one on the left was smirking and the one on the right wore a serious expression.

The Host Club stood petrified as the women walked toward them, their high black heels making identical cracking sounds. They circled around them, occasionally scribbling something unknown on their notepads. After a few minutes of intense scrutiny, the female twins retreated back to the bottom of the stairs. The group let out sighs of relief.

The auburn female on the left took off her glasses and used them to point at the group. "Which of you pitiful males are the Hitachiin Twins?"

Before they could answer, the female on the right spoke. "Why are you inquiring, my dear? You do not believe that Milady will truly continue with this arrangement after they are presented? They are barely worth the air that they breathe."

"Darling, don't be so harsh. They are merely half finished designs that we shall finish to create a masterpiece. Now, which of you are the twins?"

The Host Club stood appalled at what was said about them. Hikaru and Karou finally found their voices. "You have a lot of nerve to say that 'we' are the half finished pieces! At least we know our place in society."

"Of course you do," the females stated in sarcasm.

"Girls, stop harassing our guests!" A woman in a similar suit to the other ladies stood on the stairs, red hair piled on her head, a frown on her face.

"Yes, ma'am," the ladies murmured inclining their heads to her and stood silent.

"Now," The woman on the stairs stated, speaking to the Host Club in a serious tone. "I welcome you to Chantelle Manor. I am the Lady of the House and will be addressed as such. You are here solely to finalize the details on a contract that was signed by the Hitachiin family to merge with the Chantelle designing company." The twins were about to speak but she did not stop. "I trust that things will go smoothly as you work with the heirs of my company. I believe you met my daughters, Chantelle and Chantelle." The female twins smiled knowingly at the group, while inclining their heads. Their mother continued on. "They will fill you in on any details that you may need to complete the contract. I must attend to my designers, since we are preparing for a show. Farewell." With that, Lady Chantelle swept past them and out the doors.

There was silence throughout the hall. Once the sound of a car driving away was heard, there was a sound of laughter. The Chantelle twins were laughing and taking down their hair.

"We sure convinced her, but my head hurts." One stated as she shook out her hair.

"Yeah, I was getting dizzy from those glasses too. I thought you said they didn't have a prescription?" The other replied, blinking rapidly until her vision stopped swirling.

"They weren't but-"

"Excuse me?" Haruhi interrupted. "Who are you two?"

"Yeah, and what's with the disguise?" Tamaki questioned.

"And the blunt attitude," That came from Kyoya.

The Host Club began bombarding the two with questions.

"TIME OUT!" Everyone went quiet. The one on the left, whose hair was flowing around her face, starting speaking, "Now, we're sorry for how mean we were,-"

"-it's how we must appear to our mother."

"If she thinks we're too laid back,-"

"-she'll disown us and find another heir."

"As it was, we had to convince her to let you all come,-"

"-saying that we could make business deals with all of you." The one on the right finished, to silence from the group.

Tamaki tilted his head slightly, an innocent expression on his face. "You two kinda are like us, having to pretend to be someone else."

"Bingo! That's why we think you can help us." They said together.

Kyoya nodded, pushing up his glasses absently. "What are your names? It's rather hard to address you both as Chantelle."

They glanced at each other. "We're Deangella and Miyanette, Dea and Miya for short."

Hikaru frowned. "Who's who, though?"

"Guess. No one has guessed right yet. You get one hint each." 'Great, another game,' Haruhi thought. 'I guess these twins are just like ours.'

Karou thought a moment. "Who's older?"

"Dea," the two responded.

"Who is quieter?" Hikaru questioned.

"Miya."

"Smarter?" Kyoya added.

"Same."

"Tougher?" Mori asked.

"Dea."

"Likes sweets?" Hunny wondered.

"Both."

"More dramatic?" Tamaki questioned.

"Miya."

Haruhi was silent as she looked at the females. Then she pointed at the one on the left. "That one's Dea, the other's Miya. Dea's eyes look a tad meaner and Miya's seems kinder."

Dea and Miya gaped. "How-?"

Hikaru and Karou laughed. "We acted the same way when she did that with us."

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