I pryed an axe lined with red jewels off of a wall in the weaponry area. I chuckled, and raised it high above my head. I brought it crashing down and it ripped open a vortex leading to walk on water?

I stride across the water. Dare I also tell you I'm in Smurf City?

Smurfs stared at me as I stride across the water and onto the shore. Few are dumb enough to come near me. I raise my axe high above my head and bring it crashing down upon them.