A/N: Well here's the second chapter. I tried to cut down on the sexual interludes since many of you told me I had a little to many of them. In fact I don't think that this chapter has any. Hope you like it.

Shootouts: Thanks to everyone who reviewed you have inspired me and helped me. I was kinda overwhelmed by how many reviews I did get. Thank you everyone!!

Spoilers: up through season 3

Summary: what would of happened if the naked guy from - The Hobbit, The Sofa and Digger Stiles was Tristan

Disclaimer: Not mine so please don't sue me. But after HS and College call me for all your legal cases ;)

Chapter two

It had been 45 minutes after Tristan had left and Rory still couldn't find anything to wear.

"Come on Rory it really doesn't matter what you wear it's just Tristan." Rory whispered to herself while drifting through her clothes. But in her mind she know it was a lie. In the last hour her life had changed so much. This was a disaster Tristan was due to come in 15 minutes!! And yet she still wasn't out of her coffee pj's. So Rory does what any girl would do. Picked up her cell and called her mom. It only rang a couple of times before Lorelei picked up.

"I don't care who you are!! You are waking me up at an ungo....."

"Mom?" Rory cut off her moms.

"Sweetie? What's wrong? Why are you up before noon?......." Lorelei was asking about a thousand questions a minute.

"Mom just calm down, everything's fine. Well almost everything. I don't have long to talk but guess who I'm going to go have coffee with?"

"Coffee? Did you just say coffee?"

"MOM!! Focus!! I'm going have coffee with Tristan! And I can't find anything to wear."

"Tristan?....Who's Tristan....Ooo wait, you mean Bible Boy?" Lorelei sat up in her bed. "Why would Spawn of Satan be taking you out to coffee....not that I wouldn't go anywhere for coffee but why?"

"Because I saw him this morning." Rory blushed just thinking about Tristan in the state she found him.

"When did you see him?"

"Like I said this morning." Defended Rory.

"Okay tell your mom what's up, you're hiding something."

"No I'm not!! Look it doesn't matter right now. All that matters is that I'm still in my pj's and only have 10 minutes to get ready."

"I'm not going to help you until you tell me what you're leaving out."

"Fine, whatever, this morning when I walked outside my dorm room I found Tristan and.... and.... well you see hewasnaked." Rory finally managed to spit out.

Even though the last words Rory said ran together Lorelei still could understand her daughter who was a crimson color.

"He was what?? Is he hott at least?"

"Naked, and yes he has a very nice butt." The words just rolled off of Rory's tongue before she could stop them.

"Okay hun now your mommy has some questions she needs to ask you but it looks like they are going to have to wait. I only have seven minutes to get you ready for your coffee date with lover boy."

"Wait. Back up. Did I just hear right? Tristan is sooo not my lover boy! How could you call him that?!? He just went for Spawn of Satan to lover boy in less than four minutes. That has to be a record in your book." Rory was now shouting into the phone at her mother.

"Just chill Rory, come on you can't honestly tell me that you didn't like him back at Chilton or that you don't like him now." Lorelei argued.

"Can we focus again!! I'll talk to you all about it later but right now I have four minutes left. I won't be able to make it. It's a crisis." She cried, getting really worked up.

"I already said that I would help you. Take a deep breath. Tell me what of my clothes did you take with you? I forgot."

A/N: I hope you guys liked it. Sorry it's shot but I wanted to start the next chapter with Tristan picking up Rory for coffee. Also I'm sorry there's no Tristan in it but I started writing Rory and Lorelei and this is where I found myself. Hopefully I can get the next chapter up by next week. Does Rory get ready on time? Will she actually have something different on then her pj's? Well you'll just have to check back and see. Review if you wish to.